brains for brunch

RIP Dash Snow

2009-07-14T14:09:00.002-04:00

Fuck heroin. This guy is another one of the 28 year old talented tragedies whose work will long outlive their short, fucked up lives. He really walked the line of controversy with his lewd polaroid photographs and his dark installations. Dash was talented. It's a fuckin shame.

Check out a video montage of some of his work:

What a waste.

I'VE NEEDED NEW MUSIC SO BAD

2009-07-10T16:28:00.002-04:00

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
PHOENIX. ENJOY IT. LOVE IT. LIVE IT. DANCE IT. SING IT. SLAP IT. WHATEVER.
STOKED!!!

Phoenix - 1901 live from wearephoenix on Vimeo.

Internship Round 27

2009-07-10T11:40:00.002-04:00

I feel like it was just yesterday that I, as a little intern, was blogging from my desk AlmaDDB's advertising agency office in Miami last summer, preparing to go to New York, and then returning to the agency once I came back (early) from the City. (Well, ok, Brooklyn.) But here I am, a year later blogging at Zubi Advertising, as an intern once again, blogging from another Hispanic agency, but this time, older and wiser (and by wiser I mean prettier).
Myself and eight other advertising peons are forming a campaign (for a product I can't mention) that should be completed in a total of eight weeks. We are halfway through with the internship and we still have not made it past step two. After countless verbal beatings from the higher beings, I have come to realize that 9 20-something year olds simply do not know how to check egos at the door and NOT take things personally. We fight everyday, which ends up slowing our process, but more importantly, entertaining the shit out of me. The fights are amazing. They usually come before lunch or towards the end of the day, because, as toddlers, we get cranky. We don't communicate, we don't listen, we take 3 steps forward then 4 steps back. It's quite funny, really, because I know in the end, somehow we will end up pulling this campaign off, but the path to that destination is a complete zig-zag clusterfuck waste of time. But hey! That's an what you get for putting 9 strong personalities together in a sandbox.

I'll leave you with Ikea's "Tidy Up!" campaign.

Ahhh Advertising.

2009-07-10T11:32:00.003-04:00

Audi: "Your move, BMW."
Next day, BMW puts up a billboard, "Checkmate." ooo fancy!

ONLY TIFFANY AND I CAN TURN DEATH INTO A SOCIAL NETWORK ARGUEMENT

2009-06-25T23:02:00.000-04:00

Jose D. Duran i go to sleep and when i wake up michael jackson's dead
49 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Paige Padon at 10:13pm June 25
its like christmas

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:17pm June 25
too soon?

Paige Padon at 10:19pm June 25
idk lets ask Farrah. . . oh wait. . .

Nicole Cussell at 10:21pm June 25
same thing with me jose, i slept through most of sept. 11th as well. i keep ignoring the people that are ALREADY making jokes. it is in bad taste imo

Jennifer Jones at 10:21pm June 25
Wow Paige! I don't know you, but you're cracking me up.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:23pm June 25
mj is a perv and its about god damn time he died. bad taste as in touching little boys pubes? thought so.

Jose D. Duran at 10:24pm June 25
oh paige... hahahahaha!

Paige Padon at 10:26pm June 25
ok fine . . My Grandpa is friends with Ed McMahon let's call him up and ask him. . . oh wait. . . FUCK! I can't win.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:27pm June 25
lets just ask Bernie Mac..... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait

Paige Padon at 10:28pm June 25
Heath Ledger always has good advice. . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaiiiiiitttttt. I give up.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:29pm June 25
Santa???? FUCK im done

Jennifer Jones at 10:32pm June 25
LMAO!!

Nicole Cussell at 10:41pm June 25
@ tiffany, don't you realize there are almost always at LEAST two sides to every story? i don't know the whole story, and neither do you. don't you know by now what kind of monsters the media can be? people lie, and you never know if someone just saw an opportunity to try and extort someone for money. it definitely wouldn't be the first time. i don't know the real past actions of MJ, but i don't think it's fair to assume what you hear in the media is 100% true.

Nicole Cussell at 10:41pm June 25
@ paige, why don't you pick one of your deceased relatives and add them to your comedy act? maybe you have one that endured a lot of suffering?

Paige Padon at 10:42pm June 25
CALM DOWN.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:42pm June 25
hey nicole, why dont you CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

Paige Padon at 10:43pm June 25
@nicole, we clearly could never hang out.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:43pm June 25
also, what is "@ tiffany" ... i dont get it.

Korey Williams at 10:47pm June 25
I AGREE WITH NICOLE!!......well said!

Paige Padon at 10:47pm June 25
damn the heat must have melted everyones sense of humor in miami

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:47pm June 25
clearly miami has no sense of humor, good thing we left paige. HEY JOSE GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN BEFORE THESE PEOPLE GET YOU

Jennifer Jones at 11:00pm June 25
When I die, I hope people can laugh.

Paige Padon at 11:01pm June 25
THANK YOU! thats what I'm talking about!! "laughter is the best medicine" HELLO!

Jennifer we can hang.

I need one.

2009-06-24T16:44:00.000-04:00

A HUG.

:\
Lex

I'm a Poser.

2009-04-27T22:46:00.002-04:00

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
arms

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
as soon as possible

4. Do you plan outfits?
well everything matches black so very little planning is involved

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
anxious

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
nothing. . .i hate red

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i cant remember my dreams

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no. . mission accomplished

9. What are you craving right now?
a phone call

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
vomit

12. Are you emotional
almost too unemotional

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have a life

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
who bites ice cream?

15. Do you like your hair?
I likey

16. Do you like yourself?
have you met me? whats not to like?

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yes. . . I love feeling smarter than everyone else

18. What are you listening to right now?
the tv in the other room

19. Are your parents strict?
ehh

20. Do you want to go sky diving?
is the plane on fire?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
definitely. . .with green olives

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
who cares

23. Do you rent movies often?
nope. I surf the channel

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
my ring

25. How many countries have you visited?
a few.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
duh

27. Ever been on a train?
every god damn day

28. Brown or white eggs?
white. . . but I like scrambled eggs which are technically yellow. . .just saying

29. Do you have a cell phone?
ha.

30. Do you use chap stick?a
addicted

31. Do you own a gun?
a gun necklace

32. Can you use chop sticks?
quite well

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
the pink flamingo

34. Are you too forgiving?
never

35. Ever been in love?
yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
well 2 of them are acting really cool in florida. . .the other one is most likely judging everyone in new york city

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yea I guess

38. Last time you cried?
can't remember

39. What was the last question you asked?
what are you saying i can't hear you from upstairs, ughhh?!

40. Favorite time of the year?
spring in the city

41. Do you have any tattoos?
yup

42. Are you sarcastic?
no. never.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
noooo

44. Ever walked into a wall?
like once a day. . . they come out of nowhere

45. Favorite color?
gray

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
its a hobby of mine

47. Is your hair curly?
naturally wavy

48. What was the last CD you bought?
ha

49. Do looks matter?
more than you know

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
hmmmmmm. . . can they forgive someone who punched them in the balls?

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
who knows.

52. Do you like your life right now?
I think its about to get better

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no tv in my room

54. Can you handle the truth?
yes. I prefer lies tho.

55. Do you have good vision?
use to be better
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yup. you know who u r

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I hate the phone

58. The last person you held hands with?
I don't hold hands and tell

59. What are you wearing?
black sweatpants and a black shirt. . . ha

60.What is your favorite animal?
its a tie between a loris and a french bulldog

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
my room

62. Can you hula hoop?
so good

63. Do you have a job?
yess

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
pizza.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
more times than I would like to admit

RUFF

2009-04-23T13:29:00.000-04:00

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
face

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
mushroom courtesy of whiz

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes he better

4. Do you plan outfits?
with whit before vaca's

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
stressed.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
a sharpie
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i cant remember

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no thanks

9. What are you craving right now?
sleep, actually. a nap.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
carnie

12. Are you emotional
shut up, why do you alwyas patronize me?

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
not on purpse

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
lick it!
15. Do you like your hair?
sure

16. Do you like yourself?
I LOVE ME!!

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yes and then wack him with a shoe

18. What are you listening to right now?
my foot tapping (Adult ADD)

19. Are your parents strict?
don't ask

20. Do you want to go sky diving?
YEA

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
definitely

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
i live in miami....

23. Do you rent movies often?
nope

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
some crystal paper weight...

25. How many countries have you visited?
probably around 15

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
what else is there to do when you're 12?

27. Ever been on a train?
G train what up brooklyn!

28. Brown or white eggs?
brown these days

29. Do you have a cell phone?
no. i have a life phone

30. Do you use chap stick?
what ar you getting at?

31. Do you own a gun?
guns are scary

32. Can you use chop sticks?
what do i look like

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my running team then whit then jonas

34. Are you too forgiving?
probably

35. Ever been in love?
yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
one is being a nerd, one is going to NO, and one is going to be hungover guarenteed

37. Ever have cream puffs?
that's not appropriate

38. Last time you cried?
sunday

39. What was the last question you asked?
what are you saying i can't hear you from upstairs, ughhh?!

40. Favorite time of the year?
those amazing winter days that are actually "cold"

41. Do you have any tattoos?
yup

42. Are you sarcastic?
no

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
noooo

44. Ever walked into a wall?
a sliding glass door

45. Favorite color?
purple

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
im about to slap someone

47. Is your hair curly?
nopeeeeeeee

48. What was the last CD you bought?
the rakes remixes

49. Do looks matter?
do you see how hot my friends are?

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
yikes!

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
daddy hasn't complained....

52. Do you like your life right now?
oh yes

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
not on purpose

54. Can you handle the truth?
depends what the next statement is

55. Do you have good vision?
perfecto
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yup

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
actually a lot. whenever i have a minute i call my friends

58. The last person you held hands with?
jonas

59. What are you wearing?
jeans and a tshirt and converse. shocking

60.What is your favorite animal?
killer whale

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
10k race

62. Can you hula hoop?
so good
63. Do you have a job?
yessssh

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
new jeans! yeah!

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah i dont wanna talk about it

fuckingreadit.lol

2009-03-24T21:16:00.000-04:00

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ouchie

2009-03-11T11:13:00.006-04:00

I have to mention before this story, I have not been out to downtown in months. My life has been mellow, I've been productive, and everything is under control. Then I find out Ryan is coming to Miami for the weekend. OhFUCK.
Well it all started Thursday morning when I picked up Ryan and Parag at the FTL airport. We went immediately to some diner in lauds, ate a dank breakfast, and had our first round of drinks at 10am. We were "killing time," until some meeting (that never happened) so we decided to go to FTL beach for another couple rounds of mimosas. The boys finally admitted the meeting was never happening, so after hotboxing my car on i95, we took a short detour to Guitar Center, where Parag bought headphones, and Ryan and I made gangster beats on some machine. I have no idea how long we were in the store, but we were having so much fun that I almost didn't want to leave.
Then I remembered we were going to the Gansevort. Yeahhhh. Found a lucky parking spot (which I only mention because that's usually impossible anywhere on Collins Ave), and planted my ass on a lounge chair at the rooftop pool deck. Fast forward 4 Amstel Lights later, the boys come down, with company (Sean and Mike, the craziest kids I know), and we took the party upstairs, where a bottle of __________insert whatever we were drinking here________ and some Buds were passed around.
I was so retarded at that point that I made Paige talk me through the drive home, especially through the BK line for cheesy tots (which burn the shit out of your mouth if you're not patient) and some weird sandwich that I don't want to talk about consuming, as it will make me gag.
Crappy part of this awesome day was that Jonas really wanted to go out, and even after a shower and a solid fast food meal, I was in no shape to get out of his bed. So I was a party-pooper, big time. Oops.
Friday. What the hell happened Friday? I went to visit Jonas at work and he took me out on the Shake a Leg boat to see the islands he works on. We drank smoothies and hung out for a bit. It was pretty cool. And thennnn I went on my friend's boat and drank a bunch of vodka. That's all I can really say about that. Only because that's all I can gather together at this point. I somehow made it to Dakota's apartment in downtown. We drank more. I ate cuban french fries. Fast forward to about 11pm and we're at the Vagabond, drinking $1 PBRs, and just as I thought my night couldn't get any more retarded-- enter Ryan. Fuck. So they dj'ed.... I think..... And I ended up going back to the Gansevort with them, seeing 2 shifts of people come through the suite. I get overcome with exhaustion and decide it's time to go to bed so I made Parag let me sleep in his room, until I somehow end up going back out to the party....
Morning: an hour and a half of sleep because I told Jonas I'd watch his beach volleyball tournament in Hollywood. It's 8am and I am completely disoriented, and I almost killed Ryan in his sleep. I blame all this on him. I get my shit together, and realize 1 of my flipflops is stuck under the fold-out couchbedshit and I decide to ditch the shoes, and take a BAREFOOT walk of shame down into the swanky-ass lobby, down Collins Ave, to my car, where I have TWO parking tickets. WTF. So I may or may not have pulled myself over to vomit on the way to hollywood beach. May.
I got to the beach, felt pretty decent for a few hours, ate some pizza, then felt once again, like I was hit by a mack truck, so I sat in 90 minutes of traffic back to Miami. I ignored a total of 9 phone calls, and only texted a few people back because my motor skills were that of a wobbly toddler. The rest of the day was spent in bed. Sunday, too. There you have it.

Thanks for a great weekend, Ryan!
f u die

I Smell Trouble...

2009-03-03T14:32:00.002-05:00

Or maybe it's just whiskey. Ryan's coming to Miami on Thursday for a dj set with the brown shadow this weekend. I'm REALLY excited because, unlike last time, I can actually PLAY!!! YAYYY!!! :-D
in other news..... i just went to plug in my power chord, my whole bag dumped out, i banged my knee against the table and knocked over my water bottle.... oH IS IT ONE OF THOSE DAYS, LIFE???!!? I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS TO ME, TODAY!!

stupid

2009-03-02T11:25:00.002-05:00

Who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
Jonas

If you saw the last person you kissed kissing someone else, what would you do?
Hit her in the face

Besides this, what are you doing right now?
listening to my professor talk about useless bullshit.

Who was the first person you talked to today?
Jaelyn THANK GOD.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
of course not

If your ex called you right now, would you answer?
Yeah I guess? He's married....

What is something that you're looking forward to?
Colorado in 10 days

Do you wish you were with someone somewhere else right now?
Definitely. Outside would even be acceptable at this point. It's so nice today

Are you wearing socks?
Yah

Is it cute when a boy/girl call you baby?
Absolutely

Do you need to say anything to someone?
Yeah lotsa things to lotsa people actually.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
I don't feel like evaluating the males in my life right now

Name 10 guys you talked to today?
daddy, professor... it's only 11am

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
ugh yes. mom by accident.. oops.

Are you happy with where you are in life?
yeah yeah

Last item you bought?
a slurpee Saturday afternoon.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Definitely. I can't push that hard, though.

Were you dating anyone this past summer?
Maybe

Do you think relationships are hard?
only if you make them that way.

Do you like hugs?
no..... ?

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
cry after I threw myself down the stairs maybe.

Are you okay with your ex being friends with your good friends?
no

Do you like competition?
yeah sure do.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
of course.

Are you texting someone? Who?
no, kinda wondering what happened to Jaelyn

Do you say hello daily?
what? this is getting stupid

Do you have an accent?
uhhhhh yeah jamaican

Are you good at giving directions?
absolutely not. cue paige and i in FTL

Who is the first girl you'd go to?
shut up that makes no sense

Do you like where you live?
NO.

Have you ever kissed on a boat?
yeah

Have you ever met a gay person?
hahahahhaha what?

Last movie seen in theatres?
The Wrestler... sad.

Who was the last baby you held?
Yesterday Eli! I didn't want to put him down even though he was getting heavy

Did you kiss someone at midnight on New Years?
stfu

Are you saving up money for anything in particular?
Always

Do you e-mail?
Yes

Is your best friend(s) the funniest person/people you know?
YES all of them

Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
no ew

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
sushi

Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah actually

Are you stubborn?
sometimes

Do you tell your mom everything?
yep. that works.

Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
yeah yeah

Have you ever had the cops called on you?
ha NO shockingly

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Whit

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
nope

On the Bright Side :-D

2009-03-02T11:13:00.003-05:00

Yesterday I went with my creators and brother to Stuart, FL to visit my dad's family and celebrate my cousin's almost-marriage to her fiance. In attendance were my 3 little cousins, 8,5,9months, my 98 year old great-grandfather, and 6 bottles of champagne. Good times. I was reminded of how much fun sidewalk chalk can be, and how jealous I am that little Ben drives a John Deer Tractor power-wheels.
AND THEN--- I got back to my phone and saw a bunch of text messages from JAELYN saying she doesn't care what I say, I need to OK some dates, she's flying me to Colorado. I thought about my response for a good 10 seconds, then realized that she was completely serious and really wanted to do it, so March 12-18th I will be with my best friend in Telluride!!!!!!!!
So I woke up this morning STOKED. I dreamt vivid dreams about Colorado, got some good rest, and was ready for my week. Then as SOON as I go downstairs, the chaos begins, and my morning is ruined. Sparing details, let's just say if I ever said I need to move out, multiply that by 1,000 and that's where I'm at now. I CAN'T WAIT TO GRADUATE, make enough money to move out, and REALLY live my life. MY OWNNNNNN LIFE.
Needless to say, I'm stoked as hell to escape for a week in Colorado, and the best part is, I'm only 10 days away from the trip! Deep breath, Lex, hang in there. Sorry, sometimes I talk to myself when I get frustrated. Don't care.

Alexi /= Media Planner

2009-03-02T11:06:00.002-05:00

Fuck math. FUCK MATH! I've managed to get through college (almost) taking just ONE math course my freshman year. It's not that I'm bad at math, but I just really hate it. I've never liked it since I started learning fractions and decimals. Yeah, it didn't take long.
My advertising and spanish majors have managed to force me into classes that really center around writing. Except for this one class. Media Planning. I took this course, CAD388, my junior year, and got an acceptable C-. Whatever, it works for me. But apparently not for the School of Communication, which only counts a course if your grade is a C or better. Oops.
So here I am, 2nd semester senior year, re-taking this STUPID class that makes me want to pull my hair out. Reach, frequency, ratings, distribution, CPM, CRP, CPRP, Ad Cost, f%, f+%??!?!?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just got my first exam back... I got a 70%. C-. FUCK!!!!! If this class holds me back from graduating in 2 months.... !@$#^#$*%^(>V?C

2009-02-25T09:57:00.003-05:00

Have you had sex in the last 7 days?
yes, doctor.

What time did you wake up this morning?
8

What is on your bed?
phone, notes for test, perfume, gatorade, pillows, blanket, bra, credit card... lol... woah

Will you be in a relationship next month?
i better be damnit

Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
only with paige

Are you excited about anything today?
when my test is over

Did you cry at all today?
no its only 10am

Have you broken the law in the past 3 days?
speeding count?

What were you doing at midnight last night?
asleeeep... how exciting

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
there are a few... and they have even when ive been the saddest of sad!

Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
Jonas a few months ago

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
i have to work a lot, then sunday to Stuart for a partay

Is anyone on your bad side right now?
nah

When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
yesterday

Has someone told you that they liked/loved you in the past week?
yaaaah lotsa people

What would you do if you got pregnant?
call paige to push me down the stairs... what else?

How long do you want your relationship to last for if you are even in one?
awkward

If you could do anything right now, what would you do?
somehow weasel my way out of this test in an hour

Name ONE thing you love about winter:
the most beautiful days in the world... 60 deg and cloudless

Does anyone call you babe or baby?
yip

Have you ever cut your own hair?
haha yes.... especially bangs

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
yeah i do

When was the last time you saw number THREE on your top?
AGHHH TOO LONGGGGGGGG

Where is your best friend?
CO, NY, around the corner

Whats one thing that amused you today?
how much i actually like being a housewife... cooked breakfast and cleaned dishes and LIKED IT? hahahahah ohhh life...

Whats the highlight of this week?
saturday night was fun. jonas and i went to love hate and spent a buncha money, then had yuppie brunch cause we had some extra cash. got drunk off mimosa pitcher. that was awesome.

Are you a jealous person?
nah

Do you have any nicknames?
lex

Have you ever told someone that you loved them?
duh

What would you do if you caught your boyfriend kissing your bestfriend?
that wouldn't happen.

Whats ONE thing you'd change about your life?
speed up time til may... i wanna graduate already

Have you kissed more then ten people this year, 2009?
no! only 1

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
HA! booooring

Ever felt like you're not good enough?
yeah, then i wake up and laugh at that silly thought. :)

What was the last thing you drank?
coffee

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
not this morning

Do you like the person you are becoming?
YEAH!

How many people have you kissed in a jacuzzi?
jesus

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
this day to be night

Do you dance in the car?
sounds challenging
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
yeah i dont wanna talk about it k thanks

Whats your current mood?
annoyed that my good morning is going to go to shit

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
yeah ha!

Would you ever donate blood?
yeah i have

Are you currently waiting to get a body piercing or tattoo?
i just need money

Have you ever owned a lava lamp?
purple.

Where do you wish you were right now?
back in bed at bfs

Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
uh yeah, embarassing.

Do you think two people can last forever?
yeah why not

Latest you stayed up in the past week? Why?
uh, 1? exciting i know

Who was the last person of the opposite sex to say your name?
jonas

What are you listening to right now?
my fan

My last semester of college

2009-02-24T14:18:00.003-05:00

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Just about every night

Who will you kiss next?
Jonas... or Frankie

What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
Watching Mad Men and eating ice cream with boyfriend

Are you listening to music right now?
yeah obvs

What were you doing at 7am this morning?
waking up an hour early to run

Were you happy when you woke up today?
i don't know how, cause it was early, but yes... ran with Jonas, felt 90%

What mood are you in right now?
an i-don't-wanna-study-for-my-bs-test-right-now mood

Is your room ever clean?
2 times/week... hahahaha

Where is the person you like right now?
at "work"

Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
driving in miami=on my nerves

Do you like to cuddle?
yes yes yes yes

Do you think two people can stay together forever
yeah, find the right one.

How late did you stay up last night?
ha! 10:30.... LATE!!!!

How is life going for you right now?
Pretty rad... almost done with college (woah), great job, cool friends, boyfriend's alright I guess ;)

Are you keeping a secret right now?
Alwaysss

Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
yes, but not without laughing

What's the weather like outside?
74 and sunny... i <3 FL

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
YES JULY 4, 2008 BROOKLYN NY HAHAHAHAH

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
definitely no reason for that

Is anything bothering you?
my test tomorrow, I WANT TO GRADUATE ALREADYYYYY

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
oh definitely, a few

Are you missing anyone?
constantly

Are you satisfied with how things are going?
yeah, because i've made them that way. it's been hard but things are finally GREAT

Have you ever given up on someone,but then went back to them?
eeeerrrrrr a long time ago

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
sometimes i'll just let it slide... but if it's important, i'm calling you out.

Think of the person you told "I love you" last,did you mean it?
i definitely meant it

Last time you laughed really really hard?
pagina.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
INK ME!

Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
No.

Did you speak to your father today?
yeah, hes funny

This time last year,can you remember who you liked?
i try to block it out

Can you admit when you're wrong?
definitely, but i pout

Have you made a mistake this past week?
i'm perfect

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
lotssss

Are you a jealous person?
i'm jealous of paige.

Have you been a happy,angry, or sad person lately?
yes, no, not really

Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
all the time, it's a gift. :)

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
now that i quit, YES. but only because i'm jealous that they don't care and i do.

Do you think you would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
there's no "would" about it. I am.

Why do you feel you would make a good boyfriend/ girlfriend?
bjs. cough--- i'm thoughtful and spoil the shit out of my bf

What are you listening to right now?
some chainsaw outside/buckley

How long does it take you to get ready?
for a run- 5mins, for class- 10 mins, for a night out- 25 mins. im REALLY high maintenance..

What kind of music do you listen to?
not what you listen to.

On a scale of 1-10 How good is life?
10

Dear Destiny

2009-02-22T18:14:00.001-05:00

Please save your breath about calling me fat. . . I've never claimed to be skinny. . . and I know your opinion of me comes from a place of jealousy and the harsh realization that ryan doesn't give a shit about you. I'm actually surprised you've hung around this long. You would think the countless unanswered text messages and IM's would have been a clear enough sign to you that he doesn't want to see you but ignorance is bliss right? Reading your weekly slutty texts to him telling him that your not wearing any underwear is like reading the comics in the newspaper. . . an easy laugh. sad.

DIE.

Whatever I'm bored

2009-02-18T18:59:00.002-05:00

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Often

Who will you kiss next?
I have an idea but I could be wrong

What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
Getting ready for bed and watching a movie

Are you listening to music right now?
No the tv

What were you doing at 7am this morning?
Sleeping.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yea excited about my new job

What mood are you in right now?
pretty nuetral

Is your room ever clean?
god no

Where is the person you like right now?
out and about

Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
every day

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
Yes and I do

Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.

Do you think two people can stay together forever
it possible but not likely

How late did you stay up last night?
1 ish

How is life going for you right now?
Great actually. . . new apartment, new job, new outlook

Are you keeping a secret right now?
always

Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
hahaha no if I can help it

What's the weather like outside?
Cold and rainy.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yes.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
He can never be mad at me

Is anything bothering you?
the thought of packing up all my shit this weekend

Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yes.

Are you missing anyone?
YES.

Are you satisfied with how things are going?
very

Have you ever given up on someone,but then went back to them?
this happens on a weekly cylce

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes. depending on who it is

Think of the person you told "I love you" last,did you mean it?
I rarely say that but when I do I mean it

Last time you laughed really really hard?
Monday

Would you ever get a tattoo?
already did . . . wanna get more

Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
It depends on how good they look. And how much money they have.

Did you speak to your father today?
I actually did

This time last year,can you remember who you liked?
ha yea

Can you admit when you're wrong?
I'm never wrong.. . .we know this

Have you made a mistake this past week?
No.

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
um yea

Are you a jealous person?
No. . . . people are always jealous of me

Have you been a happy,angry, or sad person lately?
Yes. yes. yes.

Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
everyday its all I do

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
No.

Do you think you would make a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Im the best

Why do you feel you would make a good boyfriend/ girlfriend?
I'm awesome and shockingly nurturing

What are you listening to right now?
seinfeld

How long does it take you to get ready?
30 min

What kind of music do you listen to?
shit that doesn't suck

On a scale of 1-10 How good is life?
9

Valentine's Day--uh-- PRESIDENT'S DAY weekend

2009-02-18T11:11:00.003-05:00

I just had the best Valentine's weekend ever! Once again Jonas and I went to the Peace River, but this time, there were about 30 others in the group! Well, in actuality, we crashed THEIR trip. A group of these dudes have been doing this same President's Day weekend trip for 10, 12 years? (Can't remember the number...) And it was really different from last time, but definitely just as much fun. We woke up Saturday morning and were out the door by 5:30am to get on the road to Arcadia. Once we got there, 4 hours later, we fought the current paddling upstream for probably close to 5-6 hours so that we could find the perfect place to set up camp. Finally, we found a pretty good spot, and Jonas claimed a spot for us to set up camp "in the suburbs," which really means we wanted to set up our tent away from the chaos and noise of the other people. It ended up working out pretty well for the sleeping part, but I must have "commuted," back to get beers 1,000 times on Sunday. But hey, I slept like a baby away from the noise.
After we found our spot, Jonas decided he wanted to go across the river and explore the other side. I followed him. We went up the bank and what's the first thing Jonas sees? An armadillo! So he tells me they are REALLY blind, but have great hearing, and decides to sneak up on the thing and grab it by its tail. Of course, as soon as it flies out of his hand, it comes screaming towards ME, who takes off sprinting back down the bank into the river. Weirdest looking creature ever.
The first night was great. Jonas had caught a few fish and deep fried them for dinner. Uh, YUM! We got pretty drunk and fell asleep... the temperature dropped and I woke up FREEZING in the middle of the night, because we decided to bring ONE sleeping bag. But whatever, I woke up the next day ready to partyparty. Had some breakfast, cracked open a beer, and chilled ALL.DAY.LONG. It was great. We all pulled our chairs down into the river to drink and chill. The water was PERFECT and the weather was amazing. Jonas went fishing with John at one point, and I made some friends. Once Jonas got back, I figured out a nap would probably be a good idea considering my BAC in relation to the TOD (time of day?)
That last night was amazing. During my nap, the guys set up a HUGE bonfire... I'm talkin 15 feet tall!! -- AT LEAST! A few hours later, when I realized I couldn't hold my head up anymore, I gave up and went to sleep. And woke up feeling great (Jonas, not so much) and we made our way back to the Outpost, riding a tailwind and downstream current. I should probably mention that we took a break for lunch, and of course, I was the only one out of the entire group that almost steps on a fucking snake.... just my luck, right?
But a slurpee and some jelly bellies later, we were on our way back to Miami. The billboards changed from casinos and airboat rides to Diamonds and Patron. Yep, definitely back in Miami.

2:11:08

2009-01-26T21:23:00.002-05:00

I did it!!! Sunday was the coolest most painful day of my life! I finished the half marathon in 2 hours, 11 minutes and 8 seconds (but who's counting?)! Whizzle, Monte, and Jonas (my adorable boyfriend) came to support me at 7 in the morning with signs, cameras and silly string. It was amazing to have friends there for a really special day. After the race I limped to the team tent, drank a mimosa with my buddies then slowwwwly made it to the car to go home. I held a 10 minute pace the whole 13.1 miles! I have never ran such a fast pace so my legs feel like I got run over by a truck--or perhaps fell off a motorcycle....

Which leads me to other news, that my dad got into a motorcycle accident a few Sundays ago. FUCK! He tore his tricep and shattered his tibia and fibula (ankle, for those of us who don't remember the biology test in which you had to label the bones in the human body). He already had one surgery and tomorrow is the second one to reconstruct the ankle YET AGAIN. I hate hospitals. Everything about them gives me the creeps, and I've been there every single day for 10 days now. I'M GOING INSANE.

To end on a good note, the weekend of my dad's accident (unbeknownst to me at the time) Jonas and I went camping on the Peace River in Arcadia, FL. It was absolutely relaxing and much-needed break from the stress Miami tends to give me. We drank a case of beer, an 18-pack, and a fifth of Jack. We smoked enough weed to impress even the smelliest hippies, and paddled around in our canoes fishing, finding fossils, and enjoying the UNBELIEVABLE WEATHER. The first night it dropped down to a ridiculous 30 degrees over night, and the days were cloudless and pretty much perfect. We had to paddle for a few hours against the wind on the last day, running on the tiny bit of booze we had left, and right before I started to get frustrated, I said, "You know, if this is the most stress in my life, life is pretty good." And just a few hours after that, I found out about my dad's accident. Ha! Nice timing.

What else... Classes started and I've officially graduated in my own mind considering my classes include Drawing, Acting, Health and Fitness, Breaking into the Ad Industry, and some stupid required b.s. ad class. School is going to be stupid-easy. Might quit the surf shop to work at the yoga studio I joined. Sounds a lot better to me. Started coaching my high school's varsity softball team with my former coach and friend, Joey, but I'm not sure I have the time to commit to it completely. Decisions coming up. Seems I've been making the right ones lately... Hopefully this trend will continue.

That's all for now.

CONGRATS ALEXI!!!!!!!

2009-01-25T13:06:00.001-05:00

I'm so proud of you. And I love how I was somehow awake at like 5 in the morning to wish you good luck. Wow.

WIKI FUN!

2009-01-12T16:45:00.001-05:00

I love me some Guido!

"Guido" (or "Gino") is a pejorative slang term for a younger lower class or working class Italian-American or Italian-Canadian male from the urban Northeastern United States or urban Central Canada, most often New York and the surrounding area due to the large number of Italian-Americans living in the area. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.
In a wider sense (and not directly connected to the above term anymore) is the use of 'Guido' as a bouncer slang term for an obnoxious club-going male.[1]

The term is likely derived from the proper name Guido, and is used and recognized particularly around New York City, (especially Brooklyn, The Bronx, Staten Island, Queens, and Long Island), New Jersey, Connecticut, Baltimore, South Philadelphia, Boston (usually North End), Providence and various other cities due to the large Italian-American populations within these regions.

The stereotype is usually considered derogatory or an ethnic slur; however, it is, in many cases, used as a term for an Italian criminal in the Mafia in areas where Guido culture is common, much like the term "goombah." In fact, "goombah" and "Guido" have often been interchangeably. However, in recent years, the term "Guido" has been applied to a certain clothing style rather than just a person of Italian ancestry. Due to the emergence of this term, some people have been referred to as "Guido" despite the fact that they have no Italian ancestry.

Clothing associated with the stereotype includes gold chains, working class clothing such as plain T-shirts, muscle shirts or "guinea ts" (derived from the term "guinea," an ethnic slur for Italians), leather jackets, sweat or tracksuits, scally caps, unbuttoned dress shirts, and dress suits. Slicked-back hair or pompadours are a common stereotype, as are mustaches. Recently, heavily-gelled spiked hair has become a common stereotype. The hairstyle is commonly referred to as the Blowout or Brooklyn Fade, "Brook" for short.[2]

*teehee*

Monday Morning.

2009-01-12T10:48:00.003-05:00

So things have been pretty awesome lately. As the lack of new posts shows, I have been pretty busy lately. Working a lot more shifts at the surf shop than usual, which I'm pretty happy about. Making my own money feels good, and not down to zeros (or more accurately, negatives) in my checking account is always a positive thing. Ha. Got some drama sorted out over there at the shop so now work has gone back to being pretty chill and the time passes way quicker when you're laughing for 90% of it.
Marathon update: I ran my fastest time yet for the 10-mile "long run," on Saturday, but after the previous Saturday of 16 miles, 10 doesn't seem "long," anymore. I never thought I'd be saying that! I am getting a bit sick of running the same course, and clearly waking up at 4:30am on Saturdays isn't always fun, but I can't believe the shape I've gotten myself into. Running brought me back to the real me, both physically and mentally, both of which were out of whack for way too long. Yoga has become my new stress-release instead of destroying my body, and I can totally see how people get so into it. Mind and body feeling pretty great at this point!

Quitting smoking: Not. Easy. I've slipped up a few times, especially when I have been drinking, but slowly getting there. Shit's rough! But I do notice a huge difference during my runs. Heart rate doesn't get out of control, even when I'm getting to hour #2.... Damn son.
Whit's finally back from her ski trip! Just saw her briefly before work. And Amanda moved back! Got my homies right around the corner now. Christian isn't too far either, but I haven't been to the new place yet.

Oh-- and I probably shouldn't leave out on the fact that I've been spending a lot of time with my intelligent, athletic, handsome boyfriend Jonas. I deserve him damnit! Makes me reallyyyy happy. Surfer from Melbourne Beach? Uh, yeah, perfect for me. I went up to visit him in Melbourne Beach a few weekends ago, had so much fun. It's such a chill beach town... I could get used to it up there. All we did was play beach volleyball, surf, drink, cook, and chill... It was great. Oh and we just planned a Canoe/Camping trip for MLK weekend in Arcadia, FL on the Peace River for 2 nights. I can't waittttt! Oh-- and that means I get to skip out on the final Saturday run before the race, mwahaha. So far we have 4 people in, hoping Whit and Monte decide to go.

How would you feel if your last ex fell in love with someone else?
He's married. Ha!

Who did you last hug?
Whitney!

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yeah probably!!

Are you in a good mood right now?
Yeah definitely

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone with for over an hour?
Jaelyn?

Do you need to say anything to someone?
I miss all my friends that are goneeeee!! And some that I haven't seen because I don't really go out anymore....

What made you sad today?
Nothing! Woke up reallllly happy

Do you take compliments well?
Uh kinda?

Has a boy/girl ever called you Babe or baby?
Yesss :)

Will you be in a relationship in four months?
Yeah!!

Do you like to make the first move?
I go for it !!!

Do you like to take walks?
Yeah definitely

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
No way!

Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?
Not at all, why avoid it?

Who was the last person you had an argument with?
Jaelyn on who loves who more

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yes he does

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Whitney's closet hahahhhaa

Are you afraid of falling in love?
Nope, bring it on

Have you held hands with anyone in the past week?
Lotsa times :)

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
You're lookin at her

Do you want kids?
Definitely

Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in, watched Mad Men, got chinese food and passed out :)

Whats something you really want right now?
a plane ticket to telluride

Do you like to text or call more?
text I guess

Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
yeah whatever! It happens whether I'm ok with it or not... hahahha

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
both

Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
I'm always myself.

Have you lost any friends over the past year?
Yes.

Who would you say is easiest to talk to?
Depends on what I'm talking about. I have amazing friends.

Do you miss anyone at the moment?
I miss my buddies everyday!

Lauds

2008-12-26T11:22:00.003-05:00

Went to Lauderdale last night to the classy-ass beach strip and after getting harassed by a man selling a wooden horse, a characature artist, and being successfully booted from a pool hall, it was time to make the trek back to Miami. Finally met CAMBRIA and hung out with Paige and Tiffany, one of which is the culprit of a few bruises I found this morning in embarrassing places.... TIFFANY.
So apparently the bouncer kicked me out, just as I was about to leave, and FOR ONCE I really didn't do anything wrong! Ironic as hell. The one time I don't do something completely inappropriate I get booted from an EMPTY pool hall? Hahahaha What about the creepy old man hitting on teenage girls? That's acceptable? Whatevs, Dont. Care.

Good Riddance, 2008!

2008-12-25T15:55:00.003-05:00

It's Christmas day and I'm just about to get ready to go to Hollywood to hang with my family, keeping the 20-some year tradition of an overwhelming day of gluttony of food, presents, and hopefully alcoholic beverages. I guess this is where I am supposed to reflect on 2008 and make some promises of change for 2009.
But instead, I'd rather go through my top 10 moments of 2008, whether funny, random, ridiculous, or all of the above. In no particular order:
1. The day I watched the sun come up at a random house in downtown, and realized I was stranded. It must have been around 9am, and the only thing I knew to do was to call Paige. Considering I had NO money and NO car, Paige came to save the day. She told me to call a cab, and she went to the ATM, got out some money for me, and I was dropped off looking way worse than I probably felt, at the Sagamore, where Paige was working at the time. I got out of the cab, still in my heels and made the walk of shame to the pool deck where Paige was already sipping a bloody mary. Those were the days. I'm 100% positive we went out that night, too.
2. Telluride summer trip. I went on a private plane to Telluride, Colorado, where I spent 4 days with my best friend J. We went to a bluegrass festival, got drunk pretty much all day every day, and managed to come out of that trip closer than ever, after a few ups and downs. There is no place in the world I love more than Telluride, and no one I love more than my J! So it was a pretty sick trip, seeing the small town GREEN instead of snow-covered, as I'm used to.
3. The Chromeo show at the Fifth, South Beach. All of my friends from the grove, and the party kids were all in one place rocking out to one of my favorite live shows of the year. That same week, I'm pretty sure we saw Girl Talk at The Rat, too, so I just remember (barely) being really happy that I finally had all of my friends at the same venue with great music and lots of over-priced drinks! Whiz, Jennifer and I got pretty fucked up. That's always good.
4. LANGERADO! It was my first Music Festival ever, and though the trip to Big Cypress took longer than expected after Jennifer and I passed the exit 10 fold without realizing it, I still had one of the best weekends of my life. We saw some amazing shows, met some crazy-ass hippies, and finally on the last day (because of the shitty cell phone reception) we finally found Whit and Amanda, who were just as exhausted but content as we were. My favorite of the shows, which most of my friends know, was the nighttime Ghostland Observatory show, which featured the sexiest man alive, Aaron Behrens, a laser light show, and some sweaty dancing, while simultaneously getting pregnant watching Aaron sing. (no, really, just looking at him gets your eggo preggo.)
5. My 21st birthday. Just epic. I went to the Vagabond that Thursday night for an awesome celebration and countdown til midnight. I had a chocolate penis-shaped cake baked by the lovely Fiorella, and enough free drinks to make me feel really special, considering the majority of the hipsters I know are the cheapest human beings alive. Hey-- I'm not hating. It's true and you all know it :) Then I hopped on a plane to NEW YORK CITY, where I got in the day of my birthday to Greenpoint. It was rainy and cold, but nothing could stop Paige, Tiffany and I from having a fucking amazing night. We met up with Ryan and Jake at some swanky sushi restaurant, and I had so much fun that weekend, that I made a video of it, which I'm sure I've made most of you watch over and over. I explored the city with Jake, had brunch with Pagina and Jones, and had so much fun that I decided to move there for (the majority of) the summer. My friends really made my birthday epic.
6. Alexi's First McCarren Park Pool Party. Holy shat!!! It was amazing! Cold War Kids were playing, the sky unleashed its wrath upon hundreds of sweaty hipsters, I played on a giant slip n slide, got really fucking wasted, and partied afterwards on the coolest rooftop in Brooklyn! It was one of the first few days I was "living," in New York and it really set the tone for the rest of the summer. I really had never been so happy in my life than being able to dress like a fool, dance like a 6 year old on acid, and drink beers like I stole 'em! I think I may have actually stolen 'em. I dunno.
7. Camping in Key West! This was an excellent weekend. After having run 9 miles in the wee hours of the morning, I went over to Jonas's house, where we loaded the kayaks on to the car, packed up, and drove all the way down to mile marker 30 to do a little fishing, kayaking, and drinking. It was SO MUCH FUN. We met up with the rest of the crew, Whit, Monte and some fucking insane Aussies, and played Wizards (after every can of beer, you tape one to the next trying to eventually surpass your own height in beers.) It was a retarded night of singing, cooking, and playing on the beach. Jonas and I took some time to drunkenly explore the area of Bahia Honda, found some secret fishing spots, and really had a great time. I'm dying to go camping again!!!
8. Jaelyn coming home to Miami! We had way too much time apart and honestly, I'll never forget the look on her face when I showed up at the airport to get her while she was waiting for baggage claim. I NEVER park and go in and she always asks me to, so I decided I wanted to surprise her, and we made the HUGEST SCENE ever in the Miami airport. Then I took my princess in my magical carriage (Ok, fine, my beat up VW Golf) and we drank 2 really expensive bottles of wine that were hidden in her moms house, and later on in the weekend we brought the camera and went to South Beach and took some really amazing photos. It just felt awesome having my Jalie back in Miami!!!
9. Morning coffees with Whiz. Even though this isn't ONE exact day, it was really something special that we had going basically this entire semester. Every Tuesday and Thursday, I would go to my 8am class (bleh) and at 9:15am I'd cruise over to Whits, drink some coffee, have a smoke, and watch Golden Girls before she had to get ready for work. I guess I should probably talk about how amazing our Project Runway/Family Dinner nights were too, considering I'm on the topic of fun times in the grove house. My master chef Whiz would prepare a delicious dinner while we watched the previous week's PR for either the 2nd or 3rd time, and then when the new episode was on, me, Whit, Christian and Dax would all bring our dinner into the living room, smoke some pot and watch and critique the episode together. Yeah-- We were INTENSE!! hahahah!
10. Definitely have to add something in there about the huge commitment I've made to this half marathon training group. Giving up my Friday nights, and pretty much my Saturdays to devote to running this race has been probably the best thing that I've decided to do this year. As you can tell from all the other fun times that I've listed above, most of them have been pretty fucking wild. And FUN they were. But with this commitment I've made to basically change my life, I really am a lot happier than I was before. Yes- when my alarm goes off at 4:45am to wake up to run 11 miles, I sometimes question WHYYYY AM I DOING THISSSSS!!! But the best feeling I've had this whole year has been how much better my life has become with this change of pace. Absolutely everything is going amazing in my life right now, with school, work, friends, family, and I'm in the best shape I've been in since--- ever? Oh-- and I have a pretty awesome guy in that mix too. :)

GOOD BYE 2008!!!! IT'S BEEN FUN.... but I'm over it.

-a

Sexual Harassment and Lightening up the Mood

2008-12-17T13:07:00.002-05:00

In the midst of a scramble to get this semester-long advertising campaign presentation wrapped up, the team started to lose their temper and start pointing fingers. In an effort to lighten up the tense mood, I immediately brought up how uncomfortable programs like Excel and just numbers in general make me feel. So when I typed "Fear of Numbers," into google, I came upon the most entertaining website to date. A website of phobias.... Check it for yourself or just peep my list of favorites:

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Bananaphobia- Fear of Bananas. (Nicolle is only scared of the brown spots, though)

Website: http://www.blifaloo.com/info/phobias.php

Alone.

2008-12-12T22:01:00.002-05:00

Do you regret your last relationship?
No it taught me a lot

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes.

Do you regret it?
No it was fun

Have a best friend?
sure do

Are you a boy or girl?
Definitely a girl.

What is your relationship status?
Loner

How do you want to die?
eating a pickle

When was your last physical fight?
ummmmm a few months ago in a bar

Do you have an attitude?
Absolutely. fuck off.

Ever been in love?
yes

Do you hate anyone at the moment?
I hate most people

Do you miss someone?
Yes.

Right or left handed?
right

Do you tan a lot?
no its like 30 degrees out

Have any pets?
no

How exactly are you feeling?
stressed and lonely

Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yes. this is dumb question.

Ever made out in a bathroom?
ha last night

Are you scared of spiders?
I'd kill all those bitches if I could.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
time machines are bomb

Do you regret anything in your past?
nope

What are your plans for this weekend?
Homework.

Do you want to have kids?
sure why not

Ever kissed somebody thats name starts with an D?
Can't remember.

Do you type fast?
i could have been a secretary

Do you have piercings?
just ears

Can you spell well?
spelling was never my thing

Do you miss anyone from your past?
some times

What are you craving right now?
company

Ever been to a bonfire party?
yes good times

Does someone like you?
obviously . . . whats not to like?

Have you ever been on a monkey?
What? I don't get the question?

Kissed someone in a lifted truck?
I think this question only applies to people who live in alabama

Have you ever broken some one's heart?
yes

Ever cheated on anyone?
No but I've helped a lot of guys cheat on their girlfriends

Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes.

What should you be doing?
so many things

What's irritating you right now?
that I have no one to hang out with.

Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
yes

Is somebody in love with you?
I think so

What is your favorite color?
Black.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
well if by changed you mean took them off for like 20 minutes and then put them back on

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Yes.

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yep.

Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you/likes you?
all the time

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
a door man at a club

Who's the last person you hugged?
nick

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
just don't piss me off

Is this year the best year of your life?
not sure

What was your child hood nickname?
perfect paige

Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no

Do you think you' re a good person?
Not really

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No.

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
who knows I was wasted

Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
my grammy

What is bothering you?
So many things.

Have you ever been out of state?
this is vague

Are you listening to music right now?
no tv

Do you like Chinese food?
the food not the race

Are you afraid of the dark?
no i like it

Is cheating ever okay?
yes

Are you mean?
Yes.

Can you keep white shoes clean?
Never.

Do you believe in true love?
I want to

Do you like the outside?
when its warm

Are you currently bored?
very

Do you wanna get married?
yes please

Does someone call you you babe or baby?
yes :)

Are you hungry?
nope just ate

Do you have a bank account?
Duh.

Who makes you happy?
alexi, danny, cartman from south park

Would you change your name?
no

Do you watch the news?
hell no

What's your zodiac sign?
Virgo. How ironic.

Do you like Subway?
Yes. ha i eat it like twice a week

Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
go for it

Do you talk like your friends?
Yes.

Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
All the time.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes.

Who is the last guy you talked to?
Danny

Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yes.

Do you smoke?
No.

Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
alexi

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
No.

Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Absolutely.

What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, or shorts?
Jeans

You are a sharpie marker what color do you prefer to be?
Black. it's classic

Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
night for sure

Do you want to make everyone happy?
don't care

Week of Hell

2008-12-11T10:07:00.003-05:00

I feel out of breath, basically. I have been so non-stop with these finals that I'm surprised I'm even finding a moment to write. If you don't know, I'm in the middle of my last REAL round of finals at the University of Miami. Next semester, with classes such as Introduction to Painting and Health and Fitness, I don't think I'm going to have too much to worry about... But this semester, these 5 classes are kicking my ass, but luckily, I'm a ninja.

4 down, 1 to go... Well, sort of. My advertising campaigns class consists of ONE campaign for the entire semester, as a group of 5, and we're down to the wire. The plans book is due at 3:30pm today and we have our presentation for the campaign next week. I got REALLY, REALLY lucky with the group members this time around (I think I deserve it after some of the nightmares I've had to deal with...) and we're wrapping everything up today. FUCK YEAH! Let's get 'er done! (yeah I said it!)

What else? I got a much-needed visit from Mr. Jones this weekend! Hey New Yorkers, when you see him in a dope DC hoodie, ask him what beautiful princess gave it to him for his birthday! Ha!

Whit cooked a bomb dinner last night of chicken and scalloped potatoes, which was devoured by Jonas and I. (Monte's under the weather.) Whit got 2 new AWESOME bowls for Christmas (love my friends hahaha) and so the future is lookin good. :-)
I caught up with a MISSEDDD friend yesterday, too. Glad to hear everything is awesome with him.
Paigey comes in town the 19th! Fuck yeah. And Jonas's birthday is Tuesday, we're going to check out that new bowling place in Sunset, Splitsville, Fun! So that was a total scatter-brain recap of where I'm at... But hey- at least I found a few minutes to catch up.

Stoopid

2008-12-09T20:01:00.001-05:00

ok this is dumb... but most of the things paige and i do are dumb.... the first answers are MINE, and after the slash, the 2nd answers are Paige's... enjoy if you care.
word that begins with the first letter of your first name? algorithm/ pot
Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say? aren’t you married?/ what the fuck?
Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself? perhaps./NO.
How many times have you been to the ER? 2 times/once
Do tattoos and piercings excite you? yes/ YUP, mostly tattoos not so much piercings
I'll bet you're missing someone right now? always, i live under water/*paige nods*
Do you hate the last person you were talking to? Dao/dao cause she’s watching me.
Who was your last text message from? some douche in my marketing class/some girl in my drafting class, ew
Have you ever seen your best friend yup a few too many times/ ditto
What's the best wedding you've been to? How about PAIGE’S BROTHER’S WEDDING WHERE WE RAPED THE OPEN BAR/ def my brothers
What time did you wake up this morning?  well I woke up at 7… mwahahha/ 6:40am
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? yes/yes in a bratty voice, what’s not to like
Do you get along better with guys or girls? Both/ guys
Last person you texted? Luis/girl in my class (boo)
 When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? my brother earlier today/ when a bitch almost sat on me on the subway
Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single? blank stares
Do you think youll be married in ten years? yes/I better be.
Would you go in public looking like you do right now? just did/ for ice cream
Would you kiss someone to make your bf/gf mad? no/ I would kiss someone to make someone else’s bf or gf mad
What would you do if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you?castrate them/I probably already cheated so I wouldn’t care
Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"? no/ no
Is there a guy that knows everything or mostly everything about you? yeah/ unfortunately
Do you tell your mom everything? yup/nope
Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom/ in front of the annex, roe the bouncer, or the cab driver’s car I got into
What were you doing at 1 AM this morning? sound asleep/ trying to sleep
Who can you trust? we both waved at each other
Where were you friday night? in bed on benadryl by 9pm./coco66 the bar downstairs
 Do you wear the seat belt in the car? if the wizard makes me/ there are no seatbelts on subways
Who did you last talk to on the phone? jaelyn/ danny
Where will you be in a hour? getting ready fr the library/ in my room pretending to work
How late did you stay up last night and why? i was exhausted at a slumber party/ 12:30 because I took a Tylenol pm
Have you ever regretted letting someone go? paige to ny, j to boarding school/ alexi back to FL
Do you regret anything? *same time * NO.
Have you heard a song that reminds you of anyone today? no one by Alicia keys always reminds me of paige/skulls reminds me of alexi and ryan
Do you believe in forever? huh/im not dumb I know we all die.
Has someone ever made a promise to you and broken it? yeah dicks/yeah
Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? paigey cause while she was sleeping I moved her arms around me/ if by arms you mean dick (wtf, she’s nuts)
Does anyone hate you? no/ I’M SURE
Do you currently have a hickey? how old am i?/ hickeys are for 12 year olds and abstinence
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? I sure hope so/ I’d hope so
When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking? summer 07/ more recent than id like to admit
Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 days? wooooo!/nao
Do you believe that you can change for someone? yea, maybe/ NO.
Is there someone you don' t ever want to be out of your life? ya/ya
Is there someone you want out of your life for good? ya/ya
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? all day everyday it’s all I do! Son!
Would you ever kiss anyone 40 and over? oooooo definitely did that/ paige says no but I know she’s lying
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? yeah paige sucks/ beginning to
Do you give out second chances too easily? no/ no
 Have you ever had a sleepover with a member of the opposite sex? oooooo! scandalous! Don’t tell our moms!
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Nope/ so fuck me god?
Where were you last night? Someone’s house/ alone with the pink flamingo
What is today's date? dec something
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? no that’s what minorities are for
Anyone crushing on you? suck it trebek
Has anyone ever sang to you? YESSSSSSSSS hahahhahaha
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? if it meant eating my own arm, I think I could handle it/ for like a day
What is your favorite color? Pink and gold and black/ black
What color are your eyes? poop/ green
Do you like your parents? yesh/ on most days, my mom could use an attitude adjustment
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? sleep/ that’s just mean!!!!
Do you tend to fall for players? soccer players/ I’m not black
Have you ever had a best friend? I almost just vommed
Has anyone ever complimented your hair? yea/ OBI
Next time you'll kiss a girl? december 19th
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? Talk about them usually/ what’s a feeling?
Are you a morning person or a night person? morning/ both
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years? maybe/ possible, ill let you know after January 7th
Are you waiting for something? yeah, 10pm/ YES
Can you touch your toes? Yeah/ yeah! Bitch I could put my foot behind my head
Do you take walks often? I take runs often. Fuck!/ I have to walk.
What color shirt are you wearing? red/ blue
When was the last time you talked to your number one? *Austin powers voice… * yeah.
First thing you did when you woke up? had sex/ checked my email
Have your parents ever caught you drinking? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I hope so/ yes, I plan on it
 What were you doing 30 minutes ago? starting this survey
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you? jaelyn/ my mom
Last restaurant you went to? chili’s/ outback
Did you have an exciting weekend? exciting but low key/ one night was exciting (raising her eyebrows like a creeper)
Have you ever crawled through a window? I can’t imagine the answer being no/ yesss
What do you spend most of your money on? presents for people and charity/ extracurricular activities
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning? what do I look like nukka? Iwas sleeping!/ sleeping
Ever kissed someone over 30? ha oopsies
Is there a secret you've never told your parents? is there a secret I’ve TOLD my parents/ yeah I don’t tell my parents SHIT.
Do you like yourself? Fuck yeah! / I’m fucking awesome
Are you wearing a necklace? yeah catholic saints and im jewish. / no
Are you an emotional person? I hurt myself to feel aliiiiiiveee!
How's your heart lately? Full of joy!/ beating at a normal bpm
Are you a cuddler? I force it upon people/ yes but only when their … (she stopped)
Will this weekend be a good one? yes finals will be OVER sorta and it’s Jonas’s bday! / no. I’ll be alone but ill probably get laid at least once so it’s ok
What do you want right now? finals to be over/ fast forward to December 19
Who hugged you last? mommy/ I don’t ever have human contact
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? this morning/ mmmhmmm
Are you a kissable person? ? jaelyn thinks so/ um hello?
Have you ever worked in a food place? no/ no
What would you name your future daughter? dumbledore/ I don’t plan on having girls
Who and where was the last concert you went to? the faint at the classy culture room/ bad brains
Any summer plans for 2009? san franCISCOOOOO/ not sure
What did you eat for lunch today? tortilla soup/ caeser salad
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow? final at 8am then finishing this semester long ad campaign fuckkkkkk!/ school all fucking DAY!!!!

Langerado Lineup Released!!!!!!

2008-12-09T11:46:00.004-05:00

http://www.langerado.com/2009/langerad09.php?sec=15
FUCK YEAH! I can't wait! Last year was so much fun. This year is going to be sooo much different since it's at Bayfront Park, but I can't wait! Tickets go on sale December 12th and you better believe I'm all over those!
Cold War Kids
Chromeo
The Virgins
Death Cab
Dashboard
Matisyahu
HOLY F*CK!!!
uhhh, SNOOP DOGG!?
PEPPER!!!!!!
The Faint
Gym Class Heroes
Thievery!!!!
PUBLIC ENEMY!?!?!?!
Slightly Stoopid
FUCK. YES.

hahahah omg I'm peeing my pants. I honestly can't wait. This is going to be fucking awesome! I've seen a lot of these acts before, CWK, Matisyahu, The Faint, Chromeo, etc, but I don't care!!!!! I'm sooo there.

Ky & London Jones Volume I

2008-12-03T21:40:00.003-05:00

Jaelyn and I have alias's because we are good enough for 2 names.
She is Ky. Ky Jones. And I am London. Call it schizophrenia, but we call it being THAT awesome.

_____________ to be continued_______________

Art Basel

2008-12-03T21:36:00.003-05:00

Considering I'm in the middle of fucking FINALS DURING ART BASEL, the few hours I had to chill, Whiz and I went to downtown to check out specifically the Friends With You exhibition in Midtown. The fun house was amazing! We jumped our little hearts out in the bounce house and even left with some friends... Mr. TTT Cheesburger and SUPER MALFI!!!! yessss! Here are a few blurry pics of Whiz and I bouncin around and a few of the pieces I enjoyed.

Apology

2008-12-03T21:06:00.002-05:00

I have been M.I.A..... because of the following reasons:
1. Jaelyn was here
2. Paige was here
3. I have 2 jobs
4. I am training hardcore for this race
5. I have finals.
6. I have been trying to stay away from distractions like this.

Write soon when I have something interesting to say.

Sorry to those who actually read this.

2008-12-03T00:52:00.002-05:00

What are you thinking about right now?
how dumb school is and how it almost cost me the tip of my finger

In 2008 have you become friends with someone totally unexpected?
Yes.

Where did you buy the shirt your wearing right now?
my moms closet circa when plaid was cool

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
sure do. . .

When was your last encounter with the police?
when tiffany threw someones furniture around

Did you sing at all today?
hahah yea. . . shhhhh

Do you believe in love?
I want to

Do you ever want to know who you' re going to marry ?
YES PLEASE!! do u know??? who is it??? fucking tell me already

Good day?
half of it was good

Do you have any friends that have babies?
yes. wierd.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust ?
a couple

What are your plans for the weekend?
school and alcohol

Do you like to cuddle?
if preceded by sex

Blue or Green ?
blue

Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
yupe

To whom did you last give the finger to?
Tory Jones. literally I almost gave my finger for her dumb class

How many hours did you sleep last night?
7

Is there anyone you trust who you shouldn' t?
ummmmm yes

When was the last time you hugged someone?
today

Something you really want right now?
um a new finger, a boyfriend, to lose 10 pounds while still eating ice cream, ill stop

Do you think you' re old?
getting there

Are you a jealous person?
No.

What are you listening to?
actually silence

Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
Always.

Do you know anyone named Aaron?
nope

Are you a big fan of snowstorms or thunderstorms?
thunder can be fun

Are you a morning person or a night person?
both it depends

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
4 or 5

Do you want to get married and have children one day?
badly

Who was the last person to message you?
tiffany

Do you have strange dreams?
don't remeber them

Are you happy with your life?
Absolutely.

Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
no

Have you ever dated anyone on your top friends?
not yet

Do you like heated pools?
like a hot tube

What were you doing at 12 last night ?
on a fucking airplane

Who did you last go out to eat with?
ryan jones

I'm Not Original

2008-11-23T18:11:00.002-05:00

I got an iPhone. Finally.
Last January, who were you dating?
no one

Last thing to make you smile?
the video paige posted below

Who can you blame for your bad mood today?
definitely in a good mood. i just got an iPhone bitch!

Have you ever wasted too much time on a certain boy or girl?
oh yes

Do you wash your hair in the shower?
i'm smooth as a baby's bottom

Do you care what others think about you?
probably

If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
she wouldn't

How was last night?
great night of sleep

Who are all the people you have text messages from in your phone?
j, paige, whiz, and mommy

If you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
i'm stoned

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
of course and there has been good reason i'm sure

How are you feeling right now?
high

Last time you laughed?
a few seconds ago at paige

Have you ever stripped for money?
every night at BT's!

Excited about anything?
my third arm aka iPhone

What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
friday was a very happy time.

What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Paige: Where r u?

Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
i prefer the warmth of nice concrete

What is in your pocket?
it's not a banana.... and yes, i'm excited to see you.

Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it?
sounds like a fuckin lifetime movie to me

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
hopefully thinking about me positively ...

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
j

How'd your day go?
woke up, starbucks, lincoln road, whitney's house, herbal remedies, the usual... tonight i have 4 tv shows i'm looking forward to so now i'm resting for them. yeah, resting to watch tv

Were you happy when you woke up today?
no because i left my fucking blinds open

Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
she's more of an "it"

Does your phone normally ring in the middle of the night?
yes... do you know my friends?

Is there something you want to tell someone?
i usually speak my mind ... actually, i always do

What were you doing at 3am?
sleeping so hardcore

Is there someone you will never forget?
many i'd like to forget.

Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
every. single. morning. my friends like me

Do you have unlimited texting?
obvs

Are you close with your mother?
have i gone a day without seeing her in 21 years? probably not.

Have you ever held hands with anyone?
i've held much more than hands with many. just kidding.

Looking forward to the next couple months?
i'm looking forward to the bottom of this survey

Have you changed this year?
in age

Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
if theyre broken it's cause i smashed it. so no

How' s your life lately?
S.O.S.

Do you think that you’re a good person?
is this a trick question?

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
not spelled the fucked up way mine is: RAKEL

Do you miss anyone?
why the fuck is this question always on these things... yes, once again, many people.

What are you wearing right now?
a mustache and nipple tassels and a smile

Sunday Afternoon

2008-11-23T13:49:00.000-05:00

Funniest thing I have seen in awhile

New Hair

2008-11-23T13:47:00.001-05:00

Something a little different.

Home on a Saturday

2008-11-22T23:57:00.002-05:00

The Letter A ;

Are you available?
Yes. . . well kind of

What is your age?
24

What annoys you?
do you have an hour? dumb people, asians, people who leave their windshield wipers on after it has stopped raining, chapped lips, people on subways, heaters that don't heat, yellow and maroon together. . . fuck its tooo long

The Letter B ;
Do you live in a big house?
I live in a God Damn shoebox

When is your birthday?
September 13th

Who is your best friend?
I have several . . . alexi, jones, tiff, robin, amanda, kelly

The Letter C ;
What's your favorite candy?
shocktarts although you can really find them anymore

Who's your crush?
excuse me I'm not in high school anymore . . . I know call them fuck buddies and its none of your business

When was the last time you cried?
I've been crying lately when I get drunk. . . fear of sobering up?

The Letter D ;
Do you daydream?
a lot lately

What's your favorite kind of dog?
I'm really into pugs and boxers right now

The letter F:
Do you use fly swatters?
can't say that I do

Have you ever used a foghorn?
mwahahaha those things are so fun

The Letter G ;
Do you chew gum?
Fresh breathe is a must

Are you a giver or a taker?
I give wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than I recieve

Do you like gummy candies?
yessss gummy and sour

The Letter H ;
How are you?
I've been better. . .

What color is your hair?
Blonde

The Letter I ;
What's your favorite ice cream?
Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Chocolate Chunk. and Cookie Dough

Have you ever ice skated?
I am freakishly good at ice skating . . . like olympic status

Do you play an instrument?
the triangle

The Letter J ;
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?
jelly belly. . . is there any other kind?

Do you wear jewelry?
strictly necklaces with guns on them and rings

The Letter K ;
Who do you want to kill?
This list is secret I would hate to give these people a fair warning

Do you want kids?
two and only boys

Where did you go for kindergarten?
Saint Clare

The Letter L
Are you laid back?
I'm all kinds of things

Do you lie?
I love lying. . . i consider it a gift

The Letter M ;
What's your favorite movie?
I hate his question. . . its impossible to have one favorite movie. . .ok fine. . ACE VENTURA

Do you still watch Disney movies?
hell no

Do you like mangos?
no

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?
Pagina, slut, paigey

What is your real name?
Regina Falangy

Whats your favorite number?
13

Do you prefer night over day?
I prefer drunk over sober

The Letter O ;
What's your one wish?
to be happy orrrrrrrrrrrr be able to kill people with my mind

Are you an only child?
No.

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?
failing

What are your pet peeves?
ugly people

The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?
"live fast die young"

Are you quick to judge people?
Before you asked this question I already judged you

The Letter R ;
Do you think you're always right?
hahahah rule #1 . . . absolutely. . . but really I am

Are you one to cry?
Usually not

The Letter S ;
Do you prefer sun or rain?
Sun

Do you like snow?
We'll see. . .as long as its not yellow

When was the last time you slept in a tent?
Camp Bisco lol oh god

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?
Nope

The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?
beets

Where do you want to go on vacation?
bora bora

The Letter W
What's your worst habit?
lazy

Where do you live?
Brooklyn.

What's your worst fear?
asians

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?
Yes.

Have you seen the x-games?
I have. . . and I want to go

Do you own a xylophone?
Dumbest question ever

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?
ew no

What's one thing you yearn for?
a boyfriend who I can have sex with everyday

The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?
Virgo.

Do you believe in the zodiac?
When it matches

Favorite zoo animal?
piggies

I Fucking Did It.

2008-11-22T09:56:00.002-05:00

Yesterday I had one of the best days ever! Someone special came down to visit me, and we spent the day playing in the park and catching up. Fresh Market lunch, sushi dinner, in bed by 11..... AND THEN....
My alarm ("Can't Get Enough," by Depeche Mode) rang in my ear in what seemed like the middle of the night... Well, it sorta was considering it was 4:45am!!!! Somehow got out of bed, threw on my clothes, and went with my mom to the "Long Run Saturdays," which these days is sounding a lot more fun than any other ______Insert Cheesy Party Name Here_____. On our way, at a little past 5am, with hundreds of drunk drivers swerving and blasting obnoxious music, we hear a police car's siren, signaling us to pull over. What. The. Fuck.... Some douche fag South Miami Police officer pulled us over for not changing lanes with a signal??
Well... not only was I pissed off and tired, but my efforts of waking up when I usually come home after partying were put up in the air, because we all know how long it takes to write a fucking ticket.... retard po-po...
So I'm freaking out because once you actually make the effort to get everything together, sanity excluded, you actually sorta WANT to run. So my mom turned on the tears, and I turned on my attitude, told the officer, "You fucking idiot, do you not see the hundreds of cars screaming by us, full of drunk fucks when we're the ones that are actually on our way to RUN??? You are a piece of shit! Fuck you!"
Yeah.... my mom loved that one.
So when I realized it was going to take a while, and I only had like 10 minutes until the runners were going to start, I decided to book it, BY FOOT to the hospital, where we start the runs, only to find my mom had caught up with me. Moral of the story, I ran 10 miles before 8am, and police can suck it.

Super Bowl Commercial

2008-11-18T14:22:00.003-05:00

Hey everyone! So some of my classmates entered a contest for Doritos for a chance to win a 30 second spot (commercial, for all you non-comm students) during the Super Bowl this year. The more views, the better chance they have to win. And to be honest, I really think they have a shot. If they make the top 5, their commercial will be aired during the Super Bowl, and if they win America's vote, they will get a million fucking dollars. This, money aside, will change these dudes' lives having had a spot run during the Advertising industry's biggest night. Take 30 seconds out of your day to watch this... the guys are cool and their commercial deserves to be recognized. Fucking do it!!!!

www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/969

North Carolina

2008-11-17T12:14:00.001-05:00

WE ARE MOVING THERE!

THE END.

Camping in Key West

2008-11-16T17:21:00.003-05:00

Last week, Whitney told me she was planning a camping trip for this weekend. One of the trillions of reasons I love Whitney is that she comes up with DIFFERENT AND FUN things to do, and somehow, we make them all happen! (Monster Truck rally, fashion shows, concerts, and our next venture, Improv classes!) Soooo, I made my plans, packed a bag and got ready for a Saturday-Sunday camping adventure in Bahia Honda, 37 miles from Key West.

Friday night, we watched Kickball at Peacock Park, where I discovered there was something missing in my life. I was stoned and had raisins, so it wasn't hunger. It was Kickball. So, in a few months when the Kickball league starts up again (they have coolers of vodka punch in the dugout, and spend more energy dancing to the blasting music on the field than they actually do playing the sport), I want to make a team!-- Another thing to look forward to for 2009! Ha... oh life's simple pleasures...

On our walk back to the Grove houses, we chatted about the camping details, and forced a few (in)different words out of Monte, and we had our plan ready for action. 9am Saturday, we'd all take off for the Keys! Before I could get too excited for camping, I had to get home and to bed circa 9:30pm for my 5am wake up call to run *gaspp* NINE MILES! Yes, that's right. NINE! Almost there....

Before I knew it (I think...) the Benadryls hit me like a bus, couldn't even make it through my recorded Californication from last Sunday (it must have hit me hard because that is hands down my favorite comedy on tv). And after what felt like a solid blinking of my eyes, my obnoxious alarm, plugged into the wall on the other side of the room, which forces me out of bed, rang... no... SCREAMED at me to get the fuck up. Banana, coffee, cool Polar watch, and I'm out the door at 5:30am.

I parked at the lot at South Miami Hospital, and as I was walking to where our group meets, I see an SUV with a bunch of drunk kids hanging out the window telling me to, "FUCK OFF RUNNERSSSSSS gipuraehiugohen!!!!!" Don't hate me cause you're going to be coming off your drugs while I'm on mile 9, assholes.

Run's over, it's 8am, and I have an hour to shower, pack, reconsider what I packed, and end up settling for some not-so-smart clothing options, but HEY whatever. I'm a city girl! Met up at Jonas's house and we loaded the kayaks on the roof of his car, which is fucking harder than it looks, and took off for The Keys.

Whit, Monte and the Aussie kids all headed for some sorta noon pub crawl drinkathon all the way down at Key West, and Jonas and I took the kayaks out for some fishing. We stopped at some tiki bar, picked up beer, and paddled around by the mangroves to try to catch some fish for dinner. Success! Well... not for me, really, all I did was get the line caught in the mangroves, then tangled, but hey, I tried. I was a damn good beer-delivery service, and I think Jonas would agree.

The fishing took longer than expected, and so by the time we made it to the campsite, the rest of the group had already been playing this Australian drinking game called Wizard. See photos below... But basically the idea is that you duct tape together all the beers you have drank individually and, which starts to form a Wizard's Staff, and if the staff reaches your own height, you are a Wizard. Big fuckin' deal, I know... but YOU try it and see how much fun it ends up being!!!

----Cut to the bbq part. Burgers, sausage, and some dank veggie burgers on the grill, and later the Mangrove Snapper that Jonas and I (kinda...) caught! Amazing feast, my staff was at chin level, and I'm pretty sure MGMT and Calvin Harris made their very first Key West debut! Ha... You can take the girl out of the scene.... you finish that.

And blah blah blah drinking, pictures, beach exploration, bridge adventures, and I was sleeping like a baby by midnight. 8:30am, everyone's awake, popping their pills of choice to quash (I really like that word) their hangovers. We stopped at the Cracked Egg for brunch, and we were headed back north to the land of angry drivers and Starbucks.

It was, even through the hangover, an unbelievable morning. The weather was perfect, cloudless, in the 60's, and I know a few of us wished we could stay another night. But reality calls... and it bites.

Here are some pictures from the trip... Camping is so underrated.
7-Mile Bridge... we stopped for some photos:

Another shot of the bridge... Nice day, huh?

Meet Jonas! He's a great tour guide. I pay him in sexual favors. Just kidding.

I'll take the shrimp. Thanks.

I'm the first mate. Aka Beer delivery service:

I'm lost in the mangroves! Outward Bound part deux:

The only "wide" area of the mangrove jungle!

Jonas fishing in the mangroves:

Paddling into the sunset... but really.

Hey look who I found!!!

And I quickly caught up...

My tape job sucks because I am American.

The obvious sexual innuendo photo:

Being silly girls:

Jonas and I enjoying the *AMAZING* snapper:

Taping another beer:

EmoLexi:

Look at how big it is! thatswhatshesaid

Whizard!

We made the boys pitch our tent in the dark and I don't know why... but they did it!

Yeah... this was our night hahahaha:

-FIN-

Week, Crap, Fun, Top5, Ramble!

2008-11-14T13:20:00.002-05:00

What a week. I don't ever think I've been this busy. Just ask any of my friends that are away. I usually make it a point to catch up most of them on a daily basis and I don't think I've video chatted with Pagina in a week. (Epic, really, considering that's all we usually do.)
Interesting week. Productive, I'd say. I got a new bike, a hand-me-down from my mom, who just got the Bentley of road bikes, so she gave me the '06 Porsche 911 Turbo instead. I'm stoked to cruise around the grove on it. Maybe later.
Top 5 things to happen to me this week:
1. I got taken out on an awesome date (Yeah, apparently people still do that?)
2. I got a sweetass new bag of bud! (Hey! It's exciting!)
3. My brother's gf Ashley was in town and taught me how to play some sweet board game (under-rated...)
4. I started my new job at a surf shop in Cocowalk... sweet! Free surf wax! hahaha
5. I saw the movie Role Model! I'd put it on the same level as Knocked Up, Superbad, etc.... Go see it! Especially if you know anything about Kiss.... Makes it so much better.
Let's see-- what else... Jaelyn's single, Whitney's becoming Scuba Steve, Paigey is getting meaner and it turns me on, (creepy?) Christian's streak of bad luck has continued :(, Jake's getting more VIP everyday (soon he won't remember the little people, but it's ok), and Ry still won't talk to me until I pick up my wakeboard from his creator's house.

Anything is better than homework.

2008-11-09T22:23:00.002-05:00

Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
cold beer

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yea but that was another lifetime

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
My body hurts

Are you going to be home alone tonight?
yes

Where is the next place you will travel?
A little place I like to call Jupiter

What was the weather like today?
It was sunny and chilly

Do you ever wish you could fly?
I have given up on wishes.

How many animals do you have?
All of my friends are technically animals

Do you tell your best friend everything?
sure do

When was the last time you had butterflies?
I have never had butterflies I am more of a cat and dog kinda of person.

If your single, why?
THAT'S A GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. My mom says its because I'm cold and cynical. . . she could be right

When was the last time you talked to your number one?
Earlier today.

Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Yes. Alcohol can be a bitch

Do you have any plans for today?
Today is over.. . now I just need to continue to avoid homework

What about the next day?
working on the copious amount of projects I have

Do you like being in pictures?
I am a picture whore

What do you currently hear right now?
The tv

Would you rather watch football or baseball?
porn

What made you happy today?
ice cream

What are you thinking about right now?
HOw much shit I have to get done

Where will you be in an hour?
maybe in bed

Could you date someone taller than you?
Its a must.

Do you miss anyone?
I miss a few people

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
rendering

How many people did you hit today?
ha . . . shockingly none. . . should have asked me thursday

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
holidays. . . gifts. . . seeing friends. . .christmas break

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I am actually a really good significant other

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
what's natural hair color

What color are your socks?
white

Last person you said I love you to?
My mom

Who is in your house right now?
no one.. . . well at least I hope not. . . .that would be creepy

How old are your siblings?
25

Is your myspace profile private?
yes

Do you have a brother?
Yes.

Are you multitasking right now?
ha. . . never

Do you do your own laundry?
no some chinese lady does

Do you believe that all girls are the same?
no but unfortunatly girls do share a lot of the same annoying characteristics

If you were to die today would your life be complete?
hell no

Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
No.

Do you trust your best friend?
with my life

How many months until your birthday?
almost all of them

Last person who called you?
My mom

What color is your hair?
Blonde

What is the last movie you watched?
I watched six movies yesterday. . . the best one was the Devil's Rejects

Are you happy?
most of the time

Would you date any of your ex-boyfriends/girlfriends?
no

Have you lost friends in the past years?
Yes.

Do you like your life as of now?
some days

Where did your last hug take place?
saying bye to ryan this morning

How many children do you plan on having?
2 at the most. . . only boys

Is your hair curly?
wavy

Are you able to climb a chain link fence?
can't say I have tried doing that in awhile but I highly doubt it

Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
yes

Do you like someone that doesn't know you like them?
yes

Do you have any siblings?
Yes.

Are you a heavy sleeper?
are you calling me fat?

Do you like doing the dishes?
that's like asking if you like getting kicked in the cunt

It gets me everytime...

2008-11-08T09:02:00.000-05:00

Ashley's Here/Running 8 Miles/Frozen Veggies Suck

2008-11-08T08:29:00.003-05:00

Last night my brother's girlfriend Ashley came into town. We had a family dinner of Mario the Baker's unbeatable italian food and then shortly after dinner, at about 8:30pm, I popped a Benadryl and was sleeping by 10. I woke up at 5am, had some coffee and a banana (apparently it prevents cramping, and it reallyyyy did) and went to South Miami Hospital, where the Saturday groups meet. We ran for about an hour and a half, 8 miles, to Coconut Grove and back.
I was really freaking out about 8 miles, since I've never run more than 6, but to my PLEASANT surprise, it was actually a breeze. Yeah I said it.
Ran at a good pace, felt great when it was over. Downside? I have frozen broccoli on my left knee, mixed veggies on my left, and green beans around my ankles. Frozen veggies are only good for sore joints. Don't eat that shit.

Happy Weekend, kids. And remember, don't take shrooms and x on the same night! Ahem, Pagina

Hahahah this is me:

2008-11-07T17:41:00.000-05:00

Hipsters in Space

2008-11-05T12:31:00.000-05:00

Oh WOW:

Actual Conversation

2008-11-04T16:44:00.002-05:00

Jones: i wonder what its like to poop your pants
Paige: probably horrifying
Paige: and warm
Jones: i wonder if its hot
Paige: oh totally
Jones: like steaming?
Paige: hahahahah im dying
Paige: maybe
Paige: i mean its 98 degrees when it comes out
JOnes: ew
Jones: you think poo is flamable?
Paige: nah
JOnes: that would be so funny

I don't know if I am proud to be apart of this convo or ashamed. . . . PROUD!!

but seriously think about it. . . flamable poop.

Avoiding Homework

2008-11-04T14:45:00.002-05:00

Does your last ex have a job?
yea and its about time

What were you doing before filling out this survey?
ichatting/bitching with ryan

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yes

How late did you stay up last night?
1 A.M.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
do I really need to go to class today?

What are you going to do this weekend?
homework, drink, sleep, homework

Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
nope

Are you Irish in any way?
yupe in a lot of ways

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not at all . . .

Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
blashempy. . .

Ever kissed someone younger than you?
probably. . .

How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
ummmmmmmm I think like 32 or something

How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
oh god Idk like 20 who remembers this shit?

Are you happy right now?
stressed

What color are your eyes?
green and yellow

Who/what do you hate currently?
I hate school it can die

Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
rarely

When is your birthday?
Sept 13th

Are you multitasking right now?
I would like to think so but i doubt it

Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. . . these hands went to college

Do you believe in karma?
Karma can kiss my ass

Are you afraid of the dark?
no . . . I'm afraid of this survey ending and then having to do homework

Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
oh heavens no

Did you have a dream last night?
I don't remember dreams

What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING. . . break from school

Relationships or one night stands?
relationships although seemingly impossible

How many piercings do you have?
my ears

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
ummmm prob my mom I hat the phone

Ever kissed in the rain?
yes

How's your heart lately?
red. . . bloody. . .important

Are you a jealous person?
I can be

Did you have a good birthday this year?
yes awesome

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
absolutely

Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am indeed. . .wait are you calling me fat?

How did you feel when you woke up today?
pretty pissed off

Kiss on the first date?
and more

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
ryan on halloween being silly at 5 in the morning

Would you ever donate blood?
they wouldn't take my blood

Have you ever driven without a license?
no

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes. . . he is one of the best I have ever had

Do you want someone dead?
yes someone new everyday

Do you wish someone was with you right now?
sure

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
American Apparrel . . .yea real original I know

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep

Is someone in your mind right now?
how did someone get into my mind. . .wierd

Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yupe

Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
ive been told so

What are you listening to?
tv

When is the last time you cried?
when i was drunk ha so dramatic

Who were you with last night?
ryan, parag, some guy from vice magazine

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
prob not. . no one like me

Procrastination is Delightful

2008-11-02T12:16:00.002-05:00

Does your last ex have a job?
does he ever

What were you doing before filling out this survey?
sneezing

Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yup

How late did you stay up last night?
my whole day was a big haze of smoking a lot of weed and napping so I really don't know.

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
i feel so much better than yesterday/ i hope it's raining so i don't have to run

What are you going to do this weekend?
class, celebrate Obama's Presidency, make me some money

Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
wow, no

Are you Irish in any way?
only in my drinking habits

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
i like being uncomfortable

Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
no i'm saving myself for marriage

Ever kissed someone younger than you?
Jaelyn

How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
no comment

How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
fuck if I know

Are you happy right now?
stressed

What color are your eyes?
brown

Who/what do you hate currently?
ugh I don't have time to hate

Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
yeah usually these days

When is your birthday?
may 9

Are you multitasking right now?
no just wondering why i'm wasting time on this

Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. anyone that knows me knows i'll run off crying after i get over how cool i look in the uniform

Do you believe in karma?
oh yes. and it's a BITCH. YEAH I'M TALKIN TO YOU!

Are you afraid of the dark?
outside YES

Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
omg no

Did you have a dream last night?
a mix between the movie How High and the elections...

What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING COME HOME RIGHT NOW ALL OF YOU!!! oh and GRADUATING

Relationships or one night stands?
relationships. agh

How many piercings do you have?
whatevs

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
i have 8 missed calls from yesterday that I didn't answer so I guess before that it would be Dakota at 4:30am Halloween night

Ever kissed in the rain?
yup!

How's your heart lately?
beating

Are you a jealous person?
I guess more than I thought

Did you have a good birthday this year?
the BEST!

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes

Are you a heavy sleeper?
yes, definitely not waking up unless you shake me

How did you feel when you woke up today?
normal. it's the best way to wake up. as opposed to yesterday when I wanted to fucking die

Kiss on the first date?
yes please

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Halloween crew

Would you ever donate blood?
yeah

Have you ever driven without a license?
oopsies

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes but they are far away :( wahh

Do you want someone dead?
ha yes actually.

Do you wish someone was with you right now?
YESJEIOWAJTSME;AGMYOJ all the timeeeeeee

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
the gap. Yeah I said it!

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep

Is someone in your mind right now?
lotsa people , i have a big mind

Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yes and I make them cuddle with me

Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
in some aspects yes but compared to others absolutely not

What are you listening to?
Joy Division

When is the last time you cried?
Halloween during the day but I had a greaaaaat friend cheer me up !!

Who were you with last night?
absolutely no one and it was amazing

Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
i'd like that.

Post-Halloween

2008-11-02T11:47:00.003-05:00

On Friday I woke up hungover and sad. Which is completely out of character for me on Halloween, because it's a day I look forward to, basically as soon as summer is over. But this year, I was bummed. Yeah, I found a great costume, and there were tons of things to do. But with my homies everywhere else, I was feeling pretty shitty most of the day on Friday.
But I got my ass up out of bed after a few talks with some of my babies and I was ready to go. I put my Bat Girl costume on, and as soon as the latex spike sleeves were on, there was no stopping me. Instantly stoked again.
So originally we had this plan to go to South Beach, but after assessing the DUI Checkpoint situation, our lack of cab money, and really not wanting to pay a cover charge, we decided to go to Vagabond, where everything worked out easy, we all got drunk, we we weren't too far from home, and we saw some really great costumes. As much as I wanted to go to the beach, especially because of Obi and Sonia's Chromeo party, when it came down to it, traffic+money+police paranoia+parking+waiting+cover charge.... we ended up making a pretty good decision. (WE being Bat Girl, 2 Don Johnsons, a Mexican drunkie, and a Pin-Up Girl)
And according to everyone all around the country, it was an overall kickass Halloween. I'll have some pictures soon.

Halloween

2008-10-29T23:29:00.002-04:00

For me personally Halloween is my favorite holiday, I mean Christmas rocks because I get shitload of gifts but the whole Jesus thing kind of bums me out. Anywayssssss I can't wait to celebrate the most holy day of the year HALLOWEEN. I have two costumes this year. Thursday night myself, Tiffany, and Ryan are going as three's company and then Friday night I am going to a party called Satan's Circus at which I will be dressed up as a zombie. yippeeee

now on a side note:

I was talking to my mother on the phone last night and out of nowhere she says, "Paige you have really got to stop it with this Satan stuff"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I lost it. . . my mother on the other hand did not find this very funny. She continued to say "I am serious,do not invite this evil into your life."

Of course I continued laughing. My response was this, "Mom you believe and Jesus and he is make believe. That's pretty creepy don't ya think?"

Needless to say me and my mother do not see eye to eye.

I hope everyone has a great halloween. . . be safe. . . get laid. . . eat copious amounts of candy. There is only one question to ask yourself on Halloween. . . Are you a trick or a treat?

xoxo

If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch!

2008-10-29T22:58:00.003-04:00

Watch it becauseeee:
Will Smith- Everyone likes him!
Justin Timberlake has pubes growing on his face.
Tom Cruise is still crazy.
BORAT talks about hand relief and other important issues.
Leonardo DiCaprio is the man.
Harrison Ford is still fucking cool.
A chick is wearing flannel.
Shia LaDoof isn't acting so he's alright, I guess.

NRWO

2008-10-26T16:27:00.003-04:00

So technology is freaking me out... I am listening live to Nothing Rhymes With Orange on Clyde1 Radio in Scotland while they play a live set and get interviewed! They are currently in the UK doing a tour promoting their Hello Mysterious album, which is definitely one of my favorites (if you are ever in my car you know it's pretty much a given to hear the lovely Delray Beach boys blasting in my stereo).
Anyway, just wanted to remind you all about these guys, I've blogged about them a bunch in the past, but just in case you forgot: www.myspace.com/nrwo or nrwo.net to check them out!

Here's a video from the last time they were in London:

a3

2008-10-23T00:56:00.003-04:00

What did you realize today?
that i really don't give 2 shits who makes fun of me for my love for alkaline, the show i went to was more meaningful to me that anything you've seen.
Held hands with anyone today?
no?

What will you be doing tomorrow?
class all fucking day

What is the best ice cream flavor?
vanilla

What was the last thing you cried about?
j leaving miami

What are you wearing right now?
boxers and a tank

What was the last thing you ate?
a bagel provided by pat at like 5pm

Have you ever bought drugs?
NEVER

Do you take vitamins daily?
i should....

Do you have a tan?
i live in miami, whether i want one or not, its always here 12 months/year

Day been rough?
NO.... so chilll!

Biggest annoyance in your life right now
class tomorrow from 8am-6:15pm.

Last song listened to
alkaline obvs.....

Are you jealous of anyone right now
oh yes. sarah palin. not.
Do you love someone?
many people

What is the last movie you watched?
almost famous

How do you feel about tattoos and piercings?
jaelyn wolf

Would you date someone who smokes weed?
omfg NO WAY. that shit is so bad!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahaha

Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
what is a drug?

Missing someone?
so many ppl!

What's the most important thing in a relationship
getting each other.

Do you like someone at the moment?
i like many people, thank you

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
tonight at the show . kick in the teeth.

Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
hope so. ahem best friends

How many hoursdid you sleep last night?
not enought.

Have you ever cried while in the shower?
only if the water temp goes too hot or cold. ha

When was the last time you were disappointed?
a few hrs ago

Do you miss your past?
i think about it a lot

What are you doing tonight?
this then bed. longggg day tomorrow

Believe ex's can be friends?
i wish

When is your birthday?
may 9

Is there someone you want but cant have?
shut the fuck up, surveyman

Why do you think people kiss with their eyes closed
cause they are scared of me. just kidding. fuck you survey

Do you think you are a good person?
Y E S

Do you think you could change for someone?
i hope so

Have you ever made out in a library?
HA YES!!!!!!!

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
texted paige

Do you like the person you are becoming?
oh FUCK YEAH! :)

Are there things you can't live without?
my friends

Are you a mornng person or a night person?
i love mornings once im up

Have you ever kissed in the rain?
too much, stop!!!!!!!

When was the last time you were on an airplane?
august..... JFK-LGA to FTL ...... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you still turn to your parents for advice or comfort?
both.
every
day.

Would you kill a hobo for 100,000,000 dollars?
No. absolutely not.

What can't you wait for?
a break from school. . .. . . .my last break from school.

Have you ever done something really dumb?
never. HA EVERY FUCKING SECOND
hahahhahah
Do you get jealous easily?
eh sometimes

Have you hugged someone within the last week?
what am i? heartless?

Does anyone hate you?
hope not. but probably. quit hatin!

Does anyone know your password besides you
j probs
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
i dont smoke pot ever ociffer!

Do you have tan lines?
shut up
Something you dislike more than anything?
wasting time. like this.

Wowza!

2008-10-23T00:52:00.001-04:00

I really cannot even describe how amazing the Alkaline Trio show was tonight It blew my mind. I have loved that fucking band for so long, and have never seen them live. They played a lot of new songs, not as many oldies as I'd have liked, but FUCK they were amazing. Matt Skiba I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pics to come........ I just need to let this marinate for a second. This show was so epic you don't even know.

Hey!

2008-10-19T05:05:00.001-04:00

I'm stoned.

Myspace Ads Crack Me Up

2008-10-18T17:46:00.002-04:00

What. The. Fuck. Naturally? I didn't know shooting dope between your toes was the natural way to lose weight... Or was it the crack smoking or doing bumps of coke on stage at a live show?

Seriously one of the funnies things I have ever heeard

2008-10-18T13:04:00.001-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

Tell me you weren't just crying from laughter.

Man I love offensive stuff.

What Sonia thinks. . .

2008-10-18T11:59:00.001-04:00

[01] Do you have the guts to answe r these quest ions and re- post as The Contr overs ial Surve y?
DUH

[02] Would you do meth if it was legal ized?
I AGREE WITH PAIGE, I LOVE SAMPLES

[03] Abort ion: for or again st it?
I AGREE WITH PAIGE AGAIN, KILL THE RETARDS.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a femal e presi dent?
YEP.. PAIGE WINS AGAIN. IM ALL FOR A HOT PRESIDENT.. WITH BIG TATAS AND PRETTY HAIR. I CANT REALLY VOTE, BUT ID DEFINITELY BUY A TSHIRT WITH HER FACE (AND TITS) ON IT

[05] Do you belie ve in the death penal ty?
YES. ALTHOUGH IN SOME CASES, I THINK ITS TOO EASY OF A WAY OUT. I LIKE ANAL RAPE WITH AN OLD PRICKLY BROOM OR HOT CURLING IRON IS SUFFICIENT IN THESE CASES

[06] Do you think Marij uana shoul d be legal ized?
OH ITS NOT? DANG.

[07] Are you for or again st prema rital sex?
DAMN PAIGE, YOU'RE LIKE IN MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING.

[08] Do you belie ve in God?
I BELIEVE IN OBAMA

(LOL I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT..LOLOLOL.)

[09] Do you think same sex marri age shoul d be legal ized?
I PERSONALLY THINK GAY GUYS ARE KINDA HOT. HEYYYY RYAN

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Latin os are illeg ally movin g to the USA?
SPEAK ENGLISH U MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! TAKE ROSETTA-FUCKIN-STONE AND LEARN SOMETHING. Jesus.

[11] A twelv e year old girl has a baby, shoul d she keep it?
One word: ABORT ION.
Ok one more word: SLUT.
sorry two more: HORRIBLE PARENTS.
-- sonia says: GO PAIGE!!! PAGINA FOR PREZ!

[12] Shoul d the alcoh ol age be lower ed to eight een?
YES. WHY ARE WE "MATURE" ENOUGH TO HELP IN DECIDING WHO OUR NEXT LEADER IS... BUT WE CANT GET BOOZED UP? AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY. BULLSHIT.

[13] Shoul d the war in Iraq be calle d off?
PAIGE SAYS: that shit is still going on???? - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YES. LEAVE THOSE POOR PEOPLE ALONE. WE DONT NEED TO KILL THEM, THEY WERE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB AT KILLING THEMSELVES WAY BEFORE WE EVEN GOT THERE

[14] Assis ted suici de is illeg al do you agree ?
THATS BULLSHIT. SUICIDE IS ONLY ILLEGAL CUS U CANT PAY TAXES WHEN YOUR DEAD. IT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE YOUR CHOICE ON WHEN U WANNA CASH IN THOSE CHIPS AND HEAD ON HOME - SO TO SPEAK

[15] Do you belie ve in spank ing your child ren?
I BELIEVE IN TOBASCO SAUCE

[16] Would you burn an Ameri can flag for a milli on dolla rs?
PAIGE SAYS: "Hell yea! people eat goat dicks for like 10,000 dollars. . .c'mon"
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING PAKISTANI.. SERIOUSLY.

[17] Who do you think would make a bette r presi dent? McCai n or Obama ?
PAIGE

[18] Do you think Obama will be kille d?
YEP. I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE. SEARCH FOR "OBAMA KKK THREAT" SHITS CRAZY

[19] Shoul d child preda tors be force d to wear signs ident ifyin g them?
THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BUY MIKES HARD LEMONADE, ONLY.

[20] Are you afrai d other s will judge you from readi ng some of your answe rs?
EH. WORSE HAS HAPPENED. BUT I AM COUNTING ON LOSING SOME FRIENDS

A must see. . . .

2008-10-18T11:12:00.001-04:00

I figured I would continue with the offensive theme today
Please watch this . . . its tooooo good.

http://daemonsync.org/vagsniff/

Thanks Sonia

high and offensive

2008-10-18T10:45:00.002-04:00

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Si

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Fuck no, last thing I need is more shit in my life that I need to be addicted to. Ex. Smokes, Dexter, eating baby brains?

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Definitely for the choice... If it becomes illegal, young women across the nation are going to be forced to have to push each other down a flight of stairs, which will cause way more issues than REGULAR abortions.

[04] Would the world would fail with a female president?
yes. We are moody, bratty, bitches who don't listen to anyone or at least just pretend to while we secretly wonder if our hair looks good.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Eye for an eye, so yes.... What about public stoning of convicted murderers? That'd be entertaining.

[06] Do you think Marijuana should be legalized?
Oh Fuck yes. And the day the law gets passed, we should call the day Jake Bernstein is 2% less shady day!

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. . . . . . . .. what. I'm a virgin.
Baahahahhaah

[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes. Bite me, Paige.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yeah that'd be so fucking awesome, actually. How fabuloussss!

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Latinos are illegally moving to the USA?
Um, I live in Miami = Caribbean/Northern Cuba... I think Paco should pax every penny that I do if he wants to live in this AMAZING COUNTRY OF FREEDOM! (pfff)

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
We're talking dolls here, right?
I'd push her down the stairs

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yeah, it'd cause a huge crazy generation for a few years, then slowly it'd chill everyone out a bit.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Fuck yeah! It's useless. All we're doing at this point is losing men and money.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal do you agree?
I'd gladly kill a few humans.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yeah, they're so annoying sometimes it's only fair! By spanking you mean knocking their baby teeth out, right?

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Probably for $10.00 actually.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama! If you "don't care," about politics, do me a favor and vote for Obama. Oh-- And you should care. It's actually important for our generation. Shut up. I'm serious, Paige.

[18] Do you think Obama will be killed?
NO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS THE DUMBEST CONSPIRACY EVER!! No more than any other President!

[19] Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying them?
Yeah that'd be awesome. Like "Creepy Carl," or "Tom the Tickler." Sounds good to me!

[20] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Afraid? Ha. Fuck off.

Highly Offensive

2008-10-18T09:54:00.002-04:00

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yep.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Yupe and possibly even if it was just free. . . I love free samples.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For. Why not? Let's be honest. . . we all know there are way to many retards on this earth. . . population control!

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No. . . as long as she is hot the men will listen.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think we need to bring back the electric chair, hanging, and the guillotine. Lethal injection is for pussies.

[06] Do you think Marijuana should be legalized?
Absolutely . . . not that its stopping anyone but it would nice to be able to sit in washington square park and just get ripped.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. Sex is is like brushing my teeth. . . at least once a day . . . twice is even better. . . if I don't do it for a few days I start to feel different.

[08] Do you believe in God?
God can suck it. I'm not into brainwashing and fairy tales. I believe in evolution and the human mind.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yep. Dude heterosexuals are always complaining about how horrible marriage is. . . if people really hate gay people you would think they would encourage them to join us in this horrifying tradition we call "eternal love."

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Latinos are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't think it's wrong, I just think they need to pay taxes and speak fucking english.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
One word: ABORTION.
Ok one more word: SLUT.
sorry two more: HORRIBLE PARENTS.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
why not. . .

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
that shit is still going on????

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal do you agree?
I think people should kill those who want to die. I would kill you if you asked nicely.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't think kids have enough discipline these days. . . so sure!

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Hell yea! people eat goat dicks for like 10,000 dollars. . .c'mon

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I hate polotics. . . we are screwed either way

[18] Do you think Obama will be killed?
There's a possibility.

[19] Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying them?
No. It should be a surprise. hahahahaha

[20] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
tooooooo late

Just throwing it out there. . .

2008-10-18T09:32:00.003-04:00

Ok so first of all can we all acknowledge the fact that Paige Padon is awake and active at 9:30 A.M. on a Saturday?!?!?! I guess not going out on a Friday and getting completely stupid can be beneficial to one's productivity and overall health. . . weird. I get to go into school on a Saturday and do drafting homework. . . in the words of turbonegro "FUCK THE WORLD."

Secondly, I got my third tattoo yesterday! I finally got my grandma's signature on my wrist. Why you ask? Only because she was seriously the coolest woman I will have ever met. And when my mom is yelling at me and telling me how much I am like my Grandma it only brings a smile to my face. Word.

Thirdly, it is getting fucking cold in New York. brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. But its gorgeous. Hey friends in Miami. . . leaves actually do change colors and fall off of trees. See in New York they have these things called "seasons" and the temperature does indeed drop below 80 degrees. . . shocking I know.

Fourthly, (the word fourthly kind of sounds weird if you say it out loud), and this one if for the ladies. . . is it just me or do all guys in our generation have major issues? Im just saying. It's becoming increasingly difficult to meet a guy who isn't completely terrified of (cue the horror film music) A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. Ok I'm done with that subject.

Fifthly, I can't wait for Halloween!!!!! I'm going to be a Zombie one night and then Me, Tiff, and Jones are going to be three's company for actual Halloween. Yay.

Have a decent Saturday everyone and try not to die.

xoxo

Project Runway/Presidential Debate

2008-10-15T22:21:00.003-04:00

Yes in that order.
So Leanne won tonight. Whatever. I was going for Jarrell. Her collection was "wave-inspired," and she nailed it in every way possible. But, as much as I hate to root for the whiny Boca girl wannabe hipster, Kenley, I have to admit a few of her dresses were out of control amazing! Alice in Wonderland-inspired tea party dresses turned fucking hot! It was no doubt the judges were going to pick Leanne, she fit the part perfectly with her flawless petal dresses, but come on... Kenley killed it.

Anyway. I just got home from Whiz and Christians tonight for a family dinner and project runway finale party and smoked so much pot that I've been trying to write this sentence for what I think could be like, far too long, and I walked in on a family dinner, which turned into every person sitting at the table laughing at me pretending to smoke a joint with their index finger and thumb pressed together at their mouths. Yeah, real funny, family. Now let me get to the fruit pops and don't come in my room.
PS John McCain looks a bit like an old WASPy Pus in Boots... But smarter. Ehh... Maybe.

My Week of Awesomeness

2008-10-15T17:57:00.006-04:00

So J and Jonezer were in town and we had a ridiculous time that only we could have together! Here are some photos from the past week, a few of which are quite hazy in my memory, now that I look at them again....
Also, some wakeboard footage from my boy shredding for the first time in about a year (?) Check it outtt!
Captain Artard at the helm:

Boat:

Butterwater:

This is a happy Ry:

Yayyy together again!

Saweet!:

Kinda like old times, but we're all older and paler...

John killin it:

Fashion air! hahahah:

NICEEEEEE:

It's what Lauds does to ya...

Tommy Funshine made an appearance:

So fucking awesome:

Breakfast= 5 Coronas... uh oh...

Get in already!

#$Q@^$E&$ BUTTEEEEER

Thats my boy!

Chillin so hard

Ooo.. Tough.

Ha! Same ol Jones!

Shreddin:

Don't listen to the boat conversation..... it was uhhhh just a joke?

John killin it:

Some photos of me and J:
At Obi's Dreamhouse, I mean, Dolce:

Sooo beyond shittanked.... I need a new word to label how drunk we were:

Obviously we are the cutest and coolest and face it, you LOVE US!
Drunkie:

Nice, Lex.

Actually decent? wtf?

The boys and us:

LOVE YOU MY SISTER!

I'm up to something...

Obvs:

We are not sober. But we are fucking awesome dancers:

That's all.... What a week... now get outta here, all you guys, so I can return to my normal life of NOT getting FUBAR every night. Thanks! Love you guys.

the longest fucking survey ever

2008-10-12T22:47:00.002-04:00

1) spell your name without the A?
Jelyn Wolf

2) Are you in a relationship?
it depends what you look like

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
i live in a dorm and no, it turns me on when strangers watch me urinate

4) Do you like your life right now?
yea

5) What was the last item you bought?
legal or illegal?

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
i only watch horror movies

13) Do you forgive or forget?
i don't forget

14) What are you thinking about right now?
my 720 flight out of lauderdale that i now have to wake up at 430 for...thanks dickhead

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
lex

16) Do you think they meant it?
i don't see why not

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
yikes

18) What are you currently doing?
filling out this fucking survey you fucking idiot

20) Do you hate anyone?
everyone

21) What was the last thing you ate?
consumed? your soul

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
see above answers

23) Who does it remind you of?
WHAT

24) What was the last movie you watched?
umm

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
stereo? i don't remember what that means

26) What did you do yesterday?
uhhh...bbq in lauderdale with some kids

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud enough to piss off everyone around me

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
really? because i thought that was obvious...mountains assholes

29) What are you doing later?
i dont know, you tell me

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
yea....fucking asshole is in california

31) Do you have piercings?
i would have to say so

32) Do you have any tattoos?
see above response....soon to be covered after this apprenticeship

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
do bed posts count?

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
i dont date

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my moves

36) Do you get distracted easily?
what?

38)What was your childhood nickname?
satan

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?

41) Do you live alone?
i live in a fucking dorm, i already told you that

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
i am the best fucking thing to happen to you

43) What was the best year of your life?
umm

44) Have you ever played twister?
sometimes

46) Last thing received in the mail?
anthrax

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
zzzzzz ummmm no?

48) What about L?
what about shutting the fuck up

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
i hate phone calls...fuck off

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
next to me and in california harvesting marijuana...fucking hippie

53) Are you waiting for something?
i prefer to live in the moment thanks very much

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
really?

55) Last person you hugged?
once again, next to me...any questions that involve human contact...ALEXI

56) Can you handle the truth?
sure, why not

57) Did you cry today?
from laughing so hard

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
why would i talk to her if i hated her

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
thats a stupid question

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
no...worshipping the devil will never change, thanks for trying though

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
some chick got her legs chopped off at the Columbus day regatta...shocking

62) What was the last thing you drank?
what do you think? i am an alcoholic, thankyou very much for reminding me

63) Last person you kissed?
alexi

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
dad

65) Did you have a dream last night?
i don't dream...i nightmare

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a fucking pony

69) Where does most of your family live?
alexi, well she lives under my bed

70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha YES. I heard it too

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
its pierced

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
i cracked my skull open and broke my back? anymore questions?

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
ummm you mean the last 7 cell phones i had? have i mentioned how much i hate cellphones?

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
yea, every day when i wake up....(WHERE THE FUCK AM I? and who are you? get the fuck out of my bed)

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
if i wanted to... i don't really see that being comfortable though

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
sometimes i tell alexi i love her

79) Want someone back in your life?
no

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
i told you, i don't date

81) Are you good at giving directions?
negative ghostrider

Jaelyn again

2008-10-12T22:42:00.002-04:00

1. What's in your wallet?
nothing, now. thanks to this weekend

2 What's under your bed?
i sleep on the floor

3 What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
the fingers of the people i've killed

4 What's in your underware drawer?
wouldnt you like to know

5 What's in the trunk of your car?
3 snowboards, a skateboard, my boyfriend, some empty whiskey bottles.

6 What's in your desk or locker?
my desk is under my bed and i don't have a fucking locker you idiot

7 Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
i dont care

8 Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
what's guilt?

9 What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now?
she's sitting here

10 Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
duh

11 What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
I don't sleep

12 How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
fridge?

13 If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
incriminating evidence

14 Do you sleep with anything?
do men and women count as things?

15 What is your midnight snack weakness?
human brain

16 Have you ever you shop lifted?
what do you think i am? an asshole?

17 Have you ever vandalized anything?
i tend to vandalize the world

18 Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I am the devil

19 What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
stab a knife into people's hearts

!

HIGHHHH its Jaelyn

2008-10-12T22:32:00.002-04:00

What friend/s do you tell the most to?
lex is my only friend

What are you listening to right now?
the air conditioning at my dads...we live in a refrigerator...if not that, probably dead kennedys

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
probably

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
dancing to miami bass with lex and ry

Do you wear glasses?
i would go blind otherwise

What's in your cd player?
you mean ipod? better music than what you are listening to

Anything annoying you right now?
my 720 flight out of lauds

If you could do something differently, would you go back?
regrets? what are those

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
i don't talk to people.

Do you have plans today?
not anymore....DICKFUCK

Are you waiting for anyone's call right now?
see above response

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
shes laying on my bed playing with my nipple

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
ummmmm?

How many windows are open on your computer?
thats a stupid question

Story behind your msn name?
oh fuck off

When was the last time you smiled l?
i am smiling?

How many months are there until your birthday?
1

Do you have any voice mails on your cellphone?
considering i dont check them...probably

How many timesa day do you shower?
.somtimes

When you wake up what's the first thing you do?
think of alexi.

What's the last thing you bought at a store?
some sex toys, a baseball bat, lube, and a card for alexi

Are you a high school drop out?
I'm a shit ton smarter than whoever is reading this

Left handed or right handed?
middle fingered

What is to your left?
alexi

What was the last thing that made you laugh?
yes

Do you read the newspaper?
GNN

Can you cook?
baby midgets

What time is it?
game time

Can you make a dollar in change right now?
i can make a dollar rolled up right now

At McDonalds what do you usually order?
die

Are you a friendly person?
see above response

If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would it be?
my flight?

If you could go back in time, where would you go?
cave people

Have you ever met a famous person?
HAHAHAHHA....you mean have i fucked a famous person?

Do you have a criminal record?
i am a criminal record

waiting for j to finish dinner.

2008-10-12T18:20:00.002-04:00

What friend/s do you tell the most to?
j, paige, jake... ryan has ADD

What are you listening to right now?
jaelyn whining about life

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
no but ive gotten a hammer thrown at me

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
dancing to miami bass with my babies

Do you wear glasses?
shades all zee time

What's in your cd player?
alkaline trio...... over. and over. and over....

Anything annoying you right now?
the "o" key on jaelyns computer is missing....

If you could do something differently, would you go back?
i dont really feel like reflecting like that. im fucking hungover.

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
ryans voicemail. shocking! that lady and i know each other all too well...

Do you have plans today?
up to lauds with jaelyn

Are you waiting for anyone's call right now?
YES DICKFUCK

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
shes right here hahahahahah

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
yikes! maybe stopping at 10 beers....

How many windows are open on your computer?
whatevs

Story behind your msn name?
aim name... surfgirl was taken, so surfgal worked.... 180 cause its a cool number. or so i thought.

When was the last time you smiled l?
reading paiges responses

How many months are there until your birthday?
7..... slow doooooown life!

Do you have any voice mails on your cellphone?
probably. dont leave me any unless theyre funny. thanks.

How many timesa day do you shower?
.473 on average. ew what am i a hippie? (j) um once or twice

When you wake up what's the first thing you do?
try to remember what I did the night before... look at my outbox and dialed calls... see what the damage is.

What's the last thing you bought at a store?
18 pack of heinie,slurpee, pfunks, a bottle of *gasssssp* water

Are you a high school drop out?
are you retarded

Left handed or right handed?
right

What is to your left?
a wall.... awesome paintings by j and pics

What was the last thing that made you laugh?
harmony... and clowns puking rainbows

Do you read the newspaper?
yes, I care about the world.

Can you cook?
hm... i dont really know. ... .

What time is it?
4:32pm

Can you make a dollar in change right now?
no way... its miami.

At McDonalds what do you usually order?
fuck no. watch fast food nation and u wont ever go there again.

Are you a friendly person?
yes, definitely.

If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would it be?
to always be as happy as i am when my buds come to visit

If you could go back in time, where would you go?
ha... well, seriously, great gatsby mansion or the 60's beatles-era

Have you ever met a famous person?
yeah yeah wahtver

Do you have a criminal record?
who told you???

Yes. . . I'm really this bored

2008-10-09T23:36:00.002-04:00

*** Number One: ***
Number One: Alexi
What color are their eyes? brown
Describe this person with four words. extreme sensitive caring random
Why are they in your top eight? my partner in crime
*** Number Two: ***
Number Two: Ryan
Worst memory with this person: every time we hang out is the worst memory
Does this person dress well? you cant go wrong with ripped jeans and black tshirts
How did you meet? thanks alexi
If this person wins the lottery tonight, what will they buy? a bomb to kill everyone else in the world except for me and alexi duh
*** Number Three: ***
Number Three: Tiffany
When was the last time you IMed this person? like 2 seconds ago even though she is literally 10 feet away from me
Have you accidentally physically hurt this person? HA! it wasn't an accident
Ever fought with them? not really. . . we like to fight other people together
*** Number Four: ***
Number Four: Obi
Would you donate an organ to save their life? YES
Best memory with them: eating at chipotle. . .. it's when he is the happiest
Do you know their birthday? um yea i think its in june or july hahaha
Ever done anything illegal with this person? lol. . probably
*** Number Five: ***
Number Five: jose
Have they ever had a crush on you? Who hasn't???
Are they related to anybody else in your top eight? Nope
Do you live close? I use to but now im farrrrrr away
*** Number Six: ***
Number Six: Jorge
Ever worked with them? NO we would never get anything done
Do you love him/her? absolutely
What do you think of this person? He is one of my favorite people ever
*** Number Seven: ***
Number Seven: Sonia
Nickname you call them: McShaderson
What song best describes this person? There is no song that can define this woman
What is their favorite color? no idea. . .
Do you talk to this person a lot? Yeah, as much as possible via video chat
*** Number Eight: ***
Number Eight: Jake
Have you slept over at this person's house? No but he's been on my couch a few nights
Least favorite thing about this person: He doesn't know how great he is
Have you ever hated this person? NEVER

I have nothing to do

2008-10-09T22:12:00.002-04:00

What friend/s do you tell the most to?
alexi and tiff

What are you listening to right now?
the loud horrible music from the party downstairs

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
no but my ex boyfriend did

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
sleeping next to a certain someone

Do you wear glasses?
no

What's in your cd player?
I actually dont own a cd player

Anything annoying you right now?
omg soooo many things: the loud/gay music playing, boys in general, my boredom

If you could do something differently, would you go back?
nope. . .

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
im sure it was my mom

Do you have plans today?
the day is over

Are you waiting for anyone's call right now?
i guess not. . . another lonely night watching surfthechannel

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
nooooooooooo

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
no I actually made good decisions yesterday. shocking

How many windows are open on your computer?
1

Story behind your msn name?
i made it up in 7th idk I was lame

When was the last time you smiled l?
ummm prob like a few mins ago

How many months are there until your birthday?
I just had a birthday so like 11 months

Do you have any voice mails on your cellphone?
nope

How many timesa day do you shower?
once a day . im normal

When you wake up what's the first thing you do?
curse god

What's the last thing you bought at a store?
a vitamin water and peanut M&Ms

Are you a high school drop out?
noo

Left handed or right handed?
right.

What is to your left?
the wall

What was the last thing that made you laugh?
me and tiffany making fun of the horrid party downstairs

Do you read the newspaper?
they still print those things

Can you cook?
yes.

What time is it?
10:15

Can you make a dollar in change right now?
probably

At McDonalds what do you usually order?
the number 3 with a diet coke

Are you a friendly person?
I get mixed reviews

If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would it be?
i would like to have a boyfriend

If you could go back in time, where would you go?
prague

Have you ever met a famous person?
yes

Do you have a criminal record?
not yet

Coming Soon...

2008-10-08T04:46:00.002-04:00

After Paigey being here for two days (which flew by way too fast), I thought that'd be the last time I'd see my out of town friends for a while... But guess what?! 2 of my favorites EVERRR are coming tomorrow and Thursday. But they're both secret... So, sorry, but I can't tell you who they are. Just know that it's 2 of the most amazing people I know, and my weekend is going to be SO good that I might just go without complaining about Miami for a whole month!

Yessss! By the way, tonight was awesome... I made a mix at Patricks called "2:53am," that is so random and so good. I'll share the songs with you braineaters when I bring it out of my car.

silly...

2008-10-08T04:40:00.001-04:00

Top Eight Survey

*** Number One: ***
Number One: Jaelyn
What color are their eyes? yellow
Describe this person with four words. strong generous loving beautiful
Why are they in your top eight? my BEST friend
*** Number Two: ***
Number Two: Ryan
Worst memory with this person: him dying of party-disease in my car december last year
Does this person dress well? black...... yes.
How did you meet? workin at the pawn!
If this person wins the lottery tonight, what will they buy? good question... if in FL, **** for wakeboarding... if in NY... that's no appropriate
*** Number Three: ***
Number Three: Pagina
When was the last time you IMed this person? today duh
Have you accidentally physically hurt this person? does slapping on purpose count?
Ever fought with them? no way dude...
*** Number Four: ***
Number Four: Whiz
Would you donate an organ to save their life? YES
Best memory with them: Ugh too many... maybe pool at the standard, cold plunge and spa day... but just hanging at the house is fun too...
Do you know their birthday? DUHHHHH TAURUS
Ever done anything illegal with this person? too many times
*** Number Five: ***
Number Five: Jordan!
Have they ever had a crush on you? He's my cuz!!!
Are they related to anybody else in your top eight? Nope! Just meee!
Do you live close? A few hours away... :(
*** Number Six: ***
Number Six: Jake
Ever worked with them? Yeah during WMC!
Do you love him/her? Veryyy much!
What do you think of this person? He is the most complicated but easygoing human being alive
*** Number Seven: ***
Number Seven: Tiffany
Nickname you call them: Tiffers, Virgin, **** hole
What song best describes this person? Girl in the Sea-- Presets... just reminds me of summer
What is their favorite color? poop
Do you talk to this person a lot? Yeah, too much actually... :)
*** Number Eight: ***
Number Eight: Obi
Have you slept over at this person's house? Yes I sure have!
Least favorite thing about this person: Um.... absolutely love everything about my Papo
Have you ever hated this person? NEVER EVER EVER EVER
Take this top8 survey!
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READY FOR THE FLOOR?

2008-10-07T18:32:00.001-04:00

OH YEAH, IT'S BACK!!! MISFIT FRIDAYS BEGINS THIS FRIDAY AT DOLCE! Send me a message at myspace.com/alexiluger for Guest List!!!

THE RELAUNCH IS HERE!!!
MISFIT FRIDAYS!
THIS 10/10/08

WE'VE BEEN GONE FOR A MINUTE
BUT WE'RE BACK!! COME WELCOME US!!!

W/ RESIDENT DAMAGED GOODS(DJ SET)

1501 OCEAN DRIVE, SOUTH BEACH
DOORS OPEN AT 11P.M.
RSVP NOW FOR COMP. ENTRY
EARLY ARRIVAL STRONGLY SUGGESTED..

PHOTOGRAPHY BY: 8MTS. COM..

REPLY FOR FURTHER INFO.

holler at me for guest list,
Alexi

Blah!

2008-10-06T04:48:00.002-04:00

1. What's in your wallet?
Sketch

2 What's under your bed?
ha!!!!!!!!! I don't know, ask Paige!

3 What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Snowboarding shat that jaelyn told me to buy :)

4 What's in your underware drawer?
Um.... underwear.

5 What's in the trunk of your car?
wakeskate, skateboard and shoes

6 What's in your desk or locker?
Locker? How old am I? My desk? Nothing. It's wasting space, actually.

7 Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?
Sure do! Under my bed mwahahahha

8 Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
Not a damn thing. Ha!

9 What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now?
Me. In my current stupid condition.

10 Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Isn't that life?

11 What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
Why did I stay up so late?

12 How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
No leftovers in this house.... 4 people.... hungry people apparently.

13 If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
DON'T. OPEN. PHOTOBOOTH. HAHAHAHHAHAH PAIGE

14 Do you sleep with anything?
anyone? or anything? yes i have a blankie that's still in my bed to this day. judge me.

15 What is your midnight snack weakness?
ice pops

16 Have you ever you shop lifted?
NO. I HAVE NOT. swear. i hate that shit.

17 Have you ever vandalized anything?
oh, brooklyn....... hahahhahahahhah paige and I had a certain contest downstairs at trash bar.....

18 Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
every dayyyyyyyyy!! hes so hot right now.

19 What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
run stop signs, and watch The Hills... damnit!

20 Have you told the truth in this survey?
i am a lying bitch!

Top 10

2008-10-06T04:41:00.002-04:00

Reasons Patrick is awesome:
1. He doesnt judge me for my late night antics
2. He skates with me when I'm stupidly out of control and need to burn some energy
3. He's the only one that smokes more than I do.
4. He loves my nerdiness
5. He doesn't sleep. really. ever.
6. He comes to be silly with me at a moments notice.
7. Toffee.
8. He lets me dress him
9. He doesn't care when I smoke all of his cigarettes or drink his last beer.
10. We are beer pong champs.

Now I'm Not Saying You Suck

2008-10-06T03:39:00.002-04:00

But if you didn't register to vote, you do.

Cool fucking art.

2008-10-05T14:06:00.003-04:00

This shit is dope and creepy which is always a good combination in my opinion.

://eyesuckink.com/~prd33/gallery/personal-art/

Home Sweet Home

2008-10-05T11:57:00.002-04:00

I back in the wonderfully already cold New York!! My trip to Florida was great. I ate a lot of awesome food, spent some quality time with the parents, and went down to Miami and partied my ass off with some of my best friends. It was soooo amazing to see all of you guys!! Thank you Alexi for leting me scissor with you for two nights. Miss you guys arleady. . . see you soon!!!!!!

New York. . . I missed you. . . let's hang out.

Paigey's on her way! And a great quote

2008-10-02T19:12:00.001-04:00

PAIGEYS ALMOST HERE!!!!

OH AND...

SURFGAL180: am i gonna go to hell for this song?

(Ryans screen name that I will not post so as to avoid stalker girls): i sure hope so. hell would be cold w/o u

Because Alexi did it?

2008-10-02T16:31:00.002-04:00

1) spell your name without the A?
Pige Elizbeth Pdon

2) Are you in a relationship?
yes. with my pink flamigo

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
nope I leave it wide open in hopes that stranger will walk in therefor creating the most awkward moment of all times

4) Do you like your life right now?
um yea whatever

5) What was the last item you bought?
a hair iron

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
true romance. . . its also about selling cocaine

13) Do you forgive or forget?
I drink

14) What are you thinking about right now?
going to miami!!!!!!

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
my mother

16) Do you think they meant it?
sometimes I wonder

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
2:00

18) What are you currently doing?
waiting for my hair to dry

20) Do you hate anyone?
society in general

21) What was the last thing you ate?
a pickle . . shocking i know

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
koby chewing a bone

23) Who does it remind you of?
really dumb question

24) What was the last movie you watched?
sex and the city

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
i don't have a stereo or cds

26) What did you do yesterday?
met up with kelly. went shopping. went out in jupiter. ew.

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
beach please

29) What are you doing later?
driving to miami and getting stoopid

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
unfortunately

31) Do you have piercings?
ears

32) Do you have any tattoos?
2 down many more to go

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
hahahahahahahahahaha omg no but I kinda want to be

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
is sex considered a date?

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my hair and my cleavage

36) Do you get distracted easily?
sorry what was the question?

38)What was your childhood nickname?
chili pepper, perfect paige

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?
get a room

41) Do you live alone?
nope with a slut. . .u may have seen her naked. . . tiffany

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
I think karma is going to be the death of me

43) What was the best year of your life?
last year was tolerable

44) Have you ever played twister?
yupe

46) Last thing received in the mail?
a bill. cool.

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
Zalexi

48) What about L?
yeah probably who remembers these things??

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
alexi

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
cutting it up and throwing it in the hudson river

53) Are you waiting for something?
yea death oh and my trip to miami

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
drinking with kelly

55) Last person you hugged?
ew. gross.

56) Can you handle the truth?
if it agrees with what I said than yes

57) Did you cry today?
nope. I'm all grown up.

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
um not yet

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I don't even understand it

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
yea satanism

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
that I'm somehow 24 now. . .WHAT????? SHOCKING

62) What was the last thing you drank?
diet coke

63) Last person you kissed?
ummmmmmm go away

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
most people say my mom

65) Did you have a dream last night?
i never remember dreams

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a time machine

69) Where does most of your family live?
Florida

70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
actually yes. hahahahaha. too soon?

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
very long story alexi. . . and no I haven't thought about it.

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
yea five at one time

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
i traded it in for an iphone

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
yes. not fun.

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
hahahahahaha its more of a pass out in jeans manuver

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
huh. i never really mean anyting I say.

79) Want someone back in your life?
no. people are kicked out for a reason

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
no. thank satan.

81) Are you good at giving directions?
excellent

see you in 3 hours miami

go fuck yourselves

Procrastinating

2008-10-02T08:59:00.002-04:00

I just had a Marketing exam, I've got 2 more to go... AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR PAGINA TO GET HER ASS DOWN TO MIAMI!!!!!! tonight weeeeeeee!!
In the meantime, before I embark on studying more...
1) spell your name without the A?
Lexndr rkel luger

2) Are you in a relationship?
yes. with jaelyn wolf. :) and Blane from project runway.

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
yes I does

4) Do you like your life right now?
yeah sure

5) What was the last item you bought?
Footworks stuff for the marathon... new shoes, shorts, a futuristic watch that keeps track of my vitals ha!

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
the notebook because i am a female.

13) Do you forgive or forget?
forgive

14) What are you thinking about right now?
my spanish essay. raaaaaaaaaar!

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
mama

16) Do you think they meant it?
i sure hope so

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
10:30

18) What are you currently doing?
listening to frankie chew some squeaky toy

20) Do you hate anyone?
yes

21) What was the last thing you ate?
grapes

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
frankie

23) Who does it remind you of?
the love of my life! frankie! :)

24) What was the last movie you watched?
Adrift in Manhattan. Avoid it at all costs.

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
a mix. thanks pat!

26) What did you do yesterday?
woke up early, studied, ran 4 miles, studied, watched project runway, complained about my aching body to my mom, she brought me water, aleve and grapes, then i fell asleep.

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud. do you know me?

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
beach... but i LOVE TELLURIDE WINTERS!!

29) What are you doing later?
writing a 5 page spanish essay, going to classes, taking another test, then PAIGEY GETS HERE and only god knows what we'll get into.

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
i think so.

31) Do you have piercings?
ears

32) Do you have any tattoos?
2 and counting

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
um. no?

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yep mwahahha you'll never know, boys.

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my hair and my clothes

36) Do you get distracted easily?
y.e.s.

38)What was your childhood nickname?
lex, shorty (i was a midge)

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?
save it

41) Do you live alone?
with mommy daddy and justin my brother. joy.

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
i think i am the scum of the earth.

43) What was the best year of your life?
well let's be optimistic and say it has yet to come.

44) Have you ever played twister?
ha yes recently

46) Last thing received in the mail?
a thank you from my cousin's engagement party

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
Zpaige
48) What about L?
yeah whatever

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
jones

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
now stop that

53) Are you waiting for something?
YES FOR 6:15 TO COME AND MY WEEKEND WITH PAIGEY TO BEGIN!

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
thinking about how much Kenley from Project Runway SUCKS!

55) Last person you hugged?
mommy this morning

56) Can you handle the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!

57) Did you cry today?
does whining about my 6:30am alarm count?

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
daddys girl can't hate daddy now can she?

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
nope

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
yes. to Aizikwolfism. he is a god right?

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
i can't tell. it has to do with my happiness a week from today! i iz keep secrets

62) What was the last thing you drank?
cafe

63) Last person you kissed?
HA!

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
mama

65) Did you have a dream last night?
probably something about how much my body was hurting before bed

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a universe speeder upper/ pause button / rewinder/ what the ...

69) Where does most of your family live?
Florida bitches

70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
no but jaelyn has and she called me being like "yeah someone just got hit by a car and she went flying dude."

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
yeah that's how i got my 2nd tattoo... long story, right paige?

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
yes, Mr. Survey, I haz

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
i went swimming with it in my pocket.... !@$#@^#%$@!%

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
Um yeah, I still can't use the back gates at night.

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
ew no, im not paige.

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
today, but i didnt mean it. just kidding.

79) Want someone back in your life?
i want MANY PEOPLE back in my life physically! did i not tell you 95% of my friends are not in this state?

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
same city?

81) Are you good at giving directions?
oh yeah. turn at that light til you see my house.

Guess What?

2008-09-30T12:51:00.002-04:00

I'm running a half-marathon (13.1 miles) January 25th. No, I'm not kidding. :)

Signing up tomorrow.

Wow... Douche Fag of the Day

2008-09-30T00:45:00.002-04:00

A Few Things...

2008-09-29T15:59:00.004-04:00

1. Wow @ those old pictures... I knew Dustin was hiding them somewhere. That night was fucking epic. We barely escaped a police bust at the world's quietest afterparty by hopping into an escape car... A BMW convertible that our friend just happened to be driving. Oh yeah, that's after I hid in the pantry next to the kitty litter. But I digress.
2. Paige is coming to Miami on Thursday, and every time I think about it, I pee myself a little bit.
3. I'm going running today for the first time in a *LONG* time. 4 miles used to be a breeze for me, let's see how it goes... If I make it out alive, I'll be sure to let the loyal BFB readers how it goes :)
4. These next 2 weeks are going to actually be AMAZING.
5. Halloween? Considering most of my friends are going to be out of town for my FAVORITE holiday of the year, I'm thinkin I need to do some serious planning instead of procrastinating as I normally do. Last year was retardedly amazing. Jane Fonda + Slutty Baseball player Paige = 3 nights of halloween amazingness. Ideas, anyone?
6. Dustin Edward Photography!!! You guys need to check out the awesome work of this cutie pie! It's the first link on the links on the righthand side. His photos are the ones that Paige posted below! Check out the site and while you're at it, check out Jason Tyler's myspace page for some jams, also on the list of links!

Zat is all.

Woah. . . blast from the past

2008-09-28T23:47:00.002-04:00

I'm sure Alexi would agree with me when I say this night was definitely one of the most sketchy fun nights ever. What started out as a normal wednesday night of open barness ended up in a police involved get away. Gotta love Miami.

Making my parents proud 24/7

and a night wouldn't be complete without my boobs getting in on the action

man we had some good times. . .probably more than we can even remember

Thanks , Guys.

2008-09-28T19:36:00.002-04:00

Honestly... you guys call yourselves my friends? How can you let me walk around with my bangs lookin like I just got a swirly? I need Paige back in my life to fix me when I look like a wreck, which includes bronzing my cheeks while I'm peeing and telling me to put my shirt back on. Oh wait! She's here in 4 days!!! wahooo!!!

Hot. Mess. No... just mess.

I'd like to publicly announce ...

2008-09-28T19:07:00.005-04:00

How proud I am of you, Paige Padon, for rolling your own joint.

You deserve a ribbon!

Things I have learned about myslef tonight

2008-09-28T00:46:00.003-04:00

1. I am indeed always right (alexi should know this by now)

2. Getting a cheeseburger to go and a liter of diet coke is in fact my favorite dinner

3. New York can be fucking lonely.

4. Video chatting with alexi does make me feel a little better.

5. I love cookie dough ice cream.

6. I loath when they have parties downstairs and my entire apartment vibrates.

7. Texting boys I should not be texting can be a hobby and fullfilling. (Tiffany taught me how)

8. I can apparently roll a joint. Go me. . . which is probably the real reason I am writing this.

9. There are some changes I need to make in my life.

10. I am soooooooo excited to go to Florida on Monday and see everyone. . . whooooohooooo

11. Love is harder to find than I thought

12. My blueberry pajamas are still my favorite.

13. ikea is the bomb

14. I love tights with boots

15. BOYS SUCK AND GIRLS RULE.

Good night sleep tight

P.S. I just recently found out where that saying comes from . . . ask me and I'll tell you. hahahahaha. . . wow. . .. weed

AFHUISANGJKSRENLGKNSKZN

2008-09-27T20:03:00.001-04:00

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
aghhh! some bitches really suck!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday Birthday Picnic

2008-09-27T17:15:00.002-04:00

x the birthday boy!

thumbs up for the picnic!

omg thats totally the chick from bingo!!

hahahah girl on girl on girl on girl twister!!!!!!

hipster birthday hats...'

picnic: checkers, twister, paddle ball, waterballoons, frisbee, friend chicken, gin and juice, music, blankets, birthday joint= great saturday

Happy Birthday X!

Public Service Announcement for the city of Miami

2008-09-26T19:03:00.003-04:00

I only thougt it would be fair to warn all of you that I a.k.a. Paige a.k.a Pagina a.k.a. Open Bar President a.k.a. blonde slut. . . will be returning to Miami for a few nights of drunkeness. I will be in town Thursday, Oct 2nd and Friday, Oct 3rd. So stock up on vodka, diet coke, condoms, tissues, confetti, and debauchery skills. I can't wait to see all of you!!! Well not ALL of you but whatever I'll deal.

SEE YOU SOON CUNTS!

things that remind me of you

2008-09-26T05:32:00.004-04:00

I constantly think of my friends that aren't here with me all the time. Don't worry guys, Whiz is taking great care of me. But sometimes I see, smell, or hear things that remind me of you crazy kids... and here they are. 5 things that remind me of my closest ones...
J:
The smell of the beach.
When I dance like I don't care who's watching.
Cold weather. Realllly cold weather.
Spank Rock and Mickey Avalon.
German Shepards.

Paigey:
Diet Coke
Pickles, Olives and Bloody Marys
Turbonegro, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alicia Keys... sorry.
Stars.
the 195

Whiz:
Our shows... Weeds, The Office, and Golden Girls
David Bowie
Spicy Food
Yoga
Vintage collectables

Ry:
The Misfits
Wakeboarding
Parliament Lights
Skulls and Weapons :)
The Standard and The Raleigh ... and Castle Beach Club

Jake:
the teenagers
black. period.
cool cameras.
joy division.
jack black.

Tiff:
Awesome weaves.
Obi's house.
Purdy.
My bed aka your couch
Bagels and Katy Perry. - Random I know.

Unintentional Murder

2008-09-26T05:13:00.001-04:00

I may or may not have killed my pet spider Harry from my windowsill... I wasn't thinking and swatted at him.... RIP Harry... Unless you bit me then rot in hell!

tonight.

2008-09-26T05:01:00.002-04:00

Watching "The Office," with Whiz and Monte, having some awesome ham and cheese sammys... then Christian and I rocked out with some hippie lettuce and amazing jams! I had such a great night. Needed it so bad.

Christian trying to be patient with Autocat (some crazy architecture program that no one else will ever be able to figure out)

Sometimes we get silly:

I haven't laughed like this in a long time:

My love, Cristiano!

BluBlockers were making everything so much prettier :)

He gets me.... Te quiero demasiado guey!

Tonight was just perfect. All I needed and I only left the house once to skateboard to the gas station!!! :)

Song of the night: "creep" by radiohead. just to throw it back.

Poop

2008-09-25T22:33:00.002-04:00

1.

What is a question that people always ask you?
Are you always this crazy? or What drugs are you on? or How big are your boobs?

2.

What is the 6th text in your inbox say?
I love it its good for you

3.

If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go first?
thrift store

4.

What's the last thing you said to someone?
Ok Kelly I'll see you in a few days

5.

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
schooooolllllll

6.

Where is your cell phone?
next to me on the bed

7.

Do you own an iPod?
iPhone

8.

Which friend of yours has the most unusual name?
OBI

9.

What cd is currently in your cd player?
what's a CD player? What is this 1998?

10.

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
ewwww milk is gross and unatural

11.

Has anyone told you a secret this week?
yea but its probably not a secret anymore

12.

When was the last time you had Starbucks?
MOnday

13.

Can you whistle?
yupe

14.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes I am dying for another tattoo

15.

Do you get along better with boys or girls?
boyssssss

16.

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
I'm all over the place

17.

What are you listening to?
the television

18.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Kelly

19.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Mr. Jake Bernstein

20.

What did you do yesterday?
I went to school all day they went out and got wasted and made a fool of myself

21.

What's bothering you right now?
life in general . . .. so many things

22.

Next vacation you're going on?
I'm going home to florida . .. thank god

23.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
this afternoon

25.

Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no. . . people know better

26.

What gets in the way of your sleeping?
drinking

27.

What is something you recently realized?
I can't always get what I want and I can't change people

28.

Have you had your heart broken?
yes.

29.

Is there something you wish you could tell someone?
ughhhhhhhhhhhh. . . I need to say so many things

30.

Have you ever been accused of something you didn't even do?
yes. . . stealing

31.

Do you know anyone who's married?
my brother

32.

What's your favorite number?
13

33.

Who was the last person to make you feel pain?
woah.. . .i'm not giong there right now

34.

Where are you going to be at 8:00 tomorrow night?
no fucking idea

35.

When was the last time you cried?
last night. . a lot

36.

What are some things you miss about your past?
home cooked meals, bigger room, my car, being sober ha!

37.

Are you jealous of anyone?
nope

38.

Is anyone jealous of you?
um I'm sure everyone is duh

39.

Who were you in the car with last?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I palm reading cab driver

40.

What are you looking forward to?
going home and see friends and family

Have you ever made out on your bed?
yupe today actually

Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
kind of but in a wonderfully horrible way

Do you have a best friend?
yes I have several

When was the last time you gave a back massage?
Monday

Is it worth crying over a guy/girl?
sometimes you have no choice it just comes out

What's your most hated food?
i like everything but I don't really care for poop

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
jones

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
open so tiffany can watch me sleep

Do you like to cuddle?
yes. . . i forgot how much I did but I've recently been reminded

When was the last time you had your heart broken?
ha like a few hourse ago

Who's car were you in last other than yours?
mr. cab driver who changed my life

Who was the last conversation you had on the phone with?
kelly

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
nooo. . .I'm afraid these questions are going to get dumber

How is life going for you right now?
ehhhhhhhhh I'm making some necessary changes

Is there any meaning behind your profile song?
yea that love sucks

Do you believe what comes around goes around?
I hope not otherwise I'm screwed

Do you trust people easily?
not really. . . people are shady

Do you give out second chances easily?
nope

What color are your eyes?
green and yellow

Do you smile a lot?
I can't stop

What was the highlight of your week?
meeting someone new

How do you feel about change
so fucking neccessary BRING IT ON

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
yea i get teary

Do you have any enemies?
definitely

What is the longest you have gone without checking your Myspace?
like an hour

Miss someone?
so much

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
I think I left some people

Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
all the time

Are you happy?
what is happy?

Has anyone ever sang to you?
yes. . . well we sing together

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
no !

Who did you last see in person?
Charles :)

Who are you talking to right now?
myself

Do you like Chinese food?
yep

Did anyone see your last kiss?
no I closed my curtains

Where is the next place you will travel to?
miami

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
sleeping

When was the last time you had a sleepover?
monday night

What is something you currently want right now?
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Do you want to get married & have children?
yesss

What was the last thing you bought?
sushi

Are you typically a jealous person?
nope

Do you like your life as of now?
sure

How many kids do you want?
2 boys

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
i prefer chocolate

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
I fucking hope so

Look behind you what do you see?
my wall with grafitti on it

Do you have good eye sight?
yes

Last 3 people you texted?
alexi, kelly, charles

Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
I hope so

Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes. cool.

2008-09-25T01:11:00.002-04:00

Have you ever made out on your bed?
no way

Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
tried perhaps.

Do you have a best friend?
for sure

When was the last time you gave a back massage?
few weeks ago, ohhh yeahh

Is it worth crying over a guy/girl?
sometimes it just happens, i think its called being a girl.

What's your most hated food?
red meat. gross

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
whiz fa shiz!

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
um closed

Do you like to cuddle?
get the fuck off me. DUH YES and i sometimes force it upon whoever has the pleasure of sharing a bed with me.

When was the last time you had your heart broken?
oh stop that, survey, you're diggin too deep here.

Who's car were you in last other than yours?
Whit when we went to get veggies from monte's!

Who was the last conversation you had on the phone with?
my buddy pat

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
the more puke-face dizzy, the better!

How is life going for you right now?
fantastic, thanks. you?

Is there any meaning behind your profile song?
yeah jeff buckley is the man!

Do you believe what comes around goes around?
yeah it's how I try to live my life... some people that have treated me shitty seem to get what they deserve, and vice versa. case and point, summer 2008. ha! fuck you!

Do you trust people easily?
ha! i dont know really... sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Do you give out second chances easily?
yikes! i know i've been given some, so maybe i should

What color are your eyes?
poop

Do you smile a lot?
i cant stay serious, and always lose no-smiling contests.

What was the highlight of your week?
probably monday night catchin up with shaderson and obi at their new apartment. that was fun, right McShaderson?

One thing you're looking forward to?
Tomorrow being over... class from 8am til 6, ugh! then the office is on so yeahh!

How do you feel about change
i think i need it.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
July 4th, 2008, I threw a beer bottle on the street that almost sliced jake after my laptop was stolen in brooklyn, and I'm pretty sure those were angry tears

Do you have any enemies?
nahhhh

What is the longest you have gone without checking your Myspace?
hahahahhaha oops

Miss someone?
so many people

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yesh

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
skip! too emo

Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
yes!

Are you happy?
not really, on the phone with paige and she is not happy!

Has anyone ever sang to you?
hahahah yeah paigey sings to me all the time

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
im talkin to paige! shhh

Who did you last see in person?
whiz and christian as usual! :)

Who are you talking to right now?
agh ! i told you, paige!

Do you like Chinese food?
yea!

Did anyone see your last kiss?
nope!

Where is the next place you will travel to?
hopefully CO or NY

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
zzzz's!

When was the last time you had a sleepover?
i sleep in whitneys bed!

What is something you currently want right now?
to hug my friends!!!

Do you want to get married & have children?
yes of couuuuurse

What was the last thing you bought?
stuff for my brother

Are you typically a jealous person?
eh sometimes. . . depends

Do you like your life as of now?
hahaa JUDGED!

How many kids do you want?
many babies

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
cute!!!! wow. cute

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
we shall see! im always in a relationship with jaelyn though

Look behind you what do you see?
a window. creepy

Do you have good eye sight?
yes i does and perfuct gramer

Last 3 people you texted?
j, whiz, mama

Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
bad question. thanks!

Have you ever seen a dead body?
i see dead people! mwahahahhahahahhah

Public Speaking

2008-09-25T00:47:00.003-04:00

I have my third speech tomorrow for my public speaking class. My first one was about introducing a classmate, second was Obama's Economic plan, and my third is a "Special Occasioin," speech, meaning a toast, a fake acceptance speech, or for some interesting occasion. I haven't written it yet.

My first idea, inspired by watching Across the Universe last night, was to write a speech as if I was at a celebratory party for The Beatles getting signed to their first record label, as if I was a manager, or a close friend of one of the Liverpool boys. Then I thought... hm... I could be Yoko Ono on a press conference in the 70's? Nah. Both of these, to be done with just the right amount of facts and wit, would take way too much effort for a class that I usually don't spend too much time on.

So, with those ideas shot down, I think it's more appropriate for me to write an acceptance speech for being voted Biggest Procrastinator of All Time. Maybe make it entertaining, funny, but short and sweet. The only problem is, once I get started on examples of what makes me the biggest procrastinator of all time, the list would be too long, and I'd probably end up putting it off.