the longest fucking survey ever

1) spell your name without the A?
Jelyn Wolf

2) Are you in a relationship?
it depends what you look like

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
i live in a dorm and no, it turns me on when strangers watch me urinate

4) Do you like your life right now?
yea

5) What was the last item you bought?
legal or illegal?

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
i only watch horror movies

13) Do you forgive or forget?
i don't forget

14) What are you thinking about right now?
my 720 flight out of lauderdale that i now have to wake up at 430 for...thanks dickhead

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
lex

16) Do you think they meant it?
i don't see why not

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
yikes

18) What are you currently doing?
filling out this fucking survey you fucking idiot

20) Do you hate anyone?
everyone

21) What was the last thing you ate?
consumed? your soul

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
see above answers

23) Who does it remind you of?
WHAT

24) What was the last movie you watched?
umm

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
stereo? i don't remember what that means

26) What did you do yesterday?
uhhh...bbq in lauderdale with some kids

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud enough to piss off everyone around me

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
really? because i thought that was obvious...mountains assholes

29) What are you doing later?
i dont know, you tell me

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
yea....fucking asshole is in california

31) Do you have piercings?
i would have to say so

32) Do you have any tattoos?
see above response....soon to be covered after this apprenticeship

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
do bed posts count?

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
i dont date

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my moves

36) Do you get distracted easily?
what?

38)What was your childhood nickname?
satan

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?


41) Do you live alone?
i live in a fucking dorm, i already told you that

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
i am the best fucking thing to happen to you

43) What was the best year of your life?
umm

44) Have you ever played twister?
sometimes

46) Last thing received in the mail?
anthrax

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
zzzzzz ummmm no?

48) What about L?
what about shutting the fuck up

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
i hate phone calls...fuck off

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
next to me and in california harvesting marijuana...fucking hippie

53) Are you waiting for something?
i prefer to live in the moment thanks very much

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
really?

55) Last person you hugged?
once again, next to me...any questions that involve human contact...ALEXI

56) Can you handle the truth?
sure, why not

57) Did you cry today?
from laughing so hard

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
why would i talk to her if i hated her

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
thats a stupid question

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
no...worshipping the devil will never change, thanks for trying though

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
some chick got her legs chopped off at the Columbus day regatta...shocking

62) What was the last thing you drank?
what do you think? i am an alcoholic, thankyou very much for reminding me

63) Last person you kissed?
alexi

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
dad

65) Did you have a dream last night?
i don't dream...i nightmare

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a fucking pony

69) Where does most of your family live?
alexi, well she lives under my bed


70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha YES. I heard it too

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
its pierced

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
i cracked my skull open and broke my back? anymore questions?

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
ummm you mean the last 7 cell phones i had? have i mentioned how much i hate cellphones?

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
yea, every day when i wake up....(WHERE THE FUCK AM I? and who are you? get the fuck out of my bed)

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
if i wanted to... i don't really see that being comfortable though

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
sometimes i tell alexi i love her

79) Want someone back in your life?
no

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
i told you, i don't date

81) Are you good at giving directions?
negative ghostrider