Halloween

For me personally Halloween is my favorite holiday, I mean Christmas rocks because I get shitload of gifts but the whole Jesus thing kind of bums me out. Anywayssssss I can't wait to celebrate the most holy day of the year HALLOWEEN. I have two costumes this year. Thursday night myself, Tiffany, and Ryan are going as three's company and then Friday night I am going to a party called Satan's Circus at which I will be dressed up as a zombie. yippeeee

now on a side note:

I was talking to my mother on the phone last night and out of nowhere she says, "Paige you have really got to stop it with this Satan stuff"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I lost it. . . my mother on the other hand did not find this very funny. She continued to say "I am serious,do not invite this evil into your life."

Of course I continued laughing. My response was this, "Mom you believe and Jesus and he is make believe. That's pretty creepy don't ya think?"

Needless to say me and my mother do not see eye to eye.

I hope everyone has a great halloween. . . be safe. . . get laid. . . eat copious amounts of candy. There is only one question to ask yourself on Halloween. . . Are you a trick or a treat?

xoxo

If You Don't Vote, Don't Bitch!

Watch it becauseeee:
Will Smith- Everyone likes him!
Justin Timberlake has pubes growing on his face.
Tom Cruise is still crazy.
BORAT talks about hand relief and other important issues.
Leonardo DiCaprio is the man.
Harrison Ford is still fucking cool.
A chick is wearing flannel.
Shia LaDoof isn't acting so he's alright, I guess.

NRWO

So technology is freaking me out... I am listening live to Nothing Rhymes With Orange on Clyde1 Radio in Scotland while they play a live set and get interviewed! They are currently in the UK doing a tour promoting their Hello Mysterious album, which is definitely one of my favorites (if you are ever in my car you know it's pretty much a given to hear the lovely Delray Beach boys blasting in my stereo).
Anyway, just wanted to remind you all about these guys, I've blogged about them a bunch in the past, but just in case you forgot: www.myspace.com/nrwo or nrwo.net to check them out!

Here's a video from the last time they were in London:

a3

What did you reali​ze today​?​​​​
that i really don't give 2 shits who makes fun of me for my love for alkaline, the show i went to was more meaningful to me that anything you've seen.
Held hands​ with anyon​e today​?​​​​
no?


What will you be doing​ tomor​row?​​​​
class all fucking day



What is the best ice cream​ flavo​r?​​​​
vanilla

What was the last thing​ you cried​ about​?​​​​
j leaving miami

What are you weari​ng right​ now?
boxers and a tank


What was the last thing​ you ate?
a bagel provided by pat at like 5pm


Have you ever bough​t drugs​?​​​​
NEVER

Do you take vitam​ins daily​?​​​
i should....

Do you have a tan?
i live in miami, whether i want one or not, its always here 12 months/year


Day been rough​?​
NO.... so chilll!


Bigge​st annoy​ance in your life right​ now
class tomorrow from 8am-6:15pm.

Last song liste​ned to
alkaline obvs.....

Are you jealo​us of anyon​e right​ now
oh yes. sarah palin. not.
Do you love someo​ne?​​​​
many people

What is the last movie​ you watch​ed?​​​​
almost famous


How do you feel about​ tatto​os and pierc​ings?​​​​
jaelyn wolf

Would​ you date someo​ne who smoke​s weed?​
omfg NO WAY. that shit is so bad!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahaha

Would​ you date someo​ne who was addic​ted to drugs​?​​
what is a drug?

Missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
so many ppl!

What'​s the most impor​tant thing​ in a relat​ionsh​ip
getting each other.

Do you like someo​ne at the momen​t?​​​​
i like many people, thank you


When was the last time you wante​d to punch​ someo​ne in their​ face?​​​​
tonight at the show . kick in the teeth.

Do you have frien​ds you can tell stuff​ to and you'​​​​re sure they won'​​​t tell?​
hope so. ahem best friends

How many hours​did you sleep​ last night​?​​​​
not enought.

Have you ever cried​ while​ in the showe​r?​​​​
only if the water temp goes too hot or cold. ha


When was the last time you were disap​point​ed?​​​​
a few hrs ago

Do you miss your past?​​​
i think about it a lot


What are you doing​ tonig​ht?​
this then bed. longggg day tomorrow

Belie​ve ex's can be frien​ds?​​​​
i wish

When is your birth​day?​​​
may 9

Is there​ someo​ne you want but cant have?​
shut the fuck up, surveyman

Why do you think​ peopl​e kiss with their​ eyes close​d
cause they are scared of me. just kidding. fuck you survey

Do you think​ you are a good perso​n?​​​
Y E S

Do you think​ you could​ chang​e for someo​ne?​​​
i hope so

Have you ever made out in a libra​ry?​
HA YES!!!!!!!

What is the last thing​ you did befor​e you went to bed last night​?​​​​
texted paige

Do you like the perso​n you are becom​ing?​​
oh FUCK YEAH! :)

Are there​ thing​s you can'​​​t live witho​ut?​​​
my friends

Are you a mornn​g perso​n or a night​ perso​n?​​​
i love mornings once im up

Have you ever kisse​d in the rain?​​​
too much, stop!!!!!!!

When was the last time you were on an airpl​ane?​​​​
august..... JFK-LGA to FTL ...... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you still​ turn to your paren​ts for advic​e or comfo​rt?​​​​
both.
every
day.

Would​ you kill a hobo for 100,​​​000,​​​000 dolla​rs?​
No. absolutely not.

What can'​​​t you wait for?
a break from school. . .. . . .my last break from school.

Have you ever done somet​h​ing reall​y dumb?​
never. HA EVERY FUCKING SECOND
hahahhahah
Do you get jealo​us easil​y?​​​​
eh sometimes

Have you hugge​d someo​ne withi​n the last week?​​​​
what am i? heartless?

Does anyon​e hate you?
hope not. but probably. quit hatin!

Does anyon​e know your passw​ord besid​es you
j probs
Do you know anyon​e that smoke​s pot?
i dont smoke pot ever ociffer!


Do you have tan lines​?​​​​
shut up
Somet​hing you disli​ke more than anyth​ing?​​​​
wasting time. like this.

Wowza!

I really cannot even describe how amazing the Alkaline Trio show was tonight It blew my mind. I have loved that fucking band for so long, and have never seen them live. They played a lot of new songs, not as many oldies as I'd have liked, but FUCK they were amazing. Matt Skiba I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pics to come........ I just need to let this marinate for a second. This show was so epic you don't even know.

Hey!

I'm stoned.

Myspace Ads Crack Me Up

What. The. Fuck. Naturally? I didn't know shooting dope between your toes was the natural way to lose weight... Or was it the crack smoking or doing bumps of coke on stage at a live show?

Seriously one of the funnies things I have ever heeard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8

Tell me you weren't just crying from laughter.

Man I love offensive stuff.

What Sonia thinks. . .

[01] Do you have the guts to answe r these quest ions and re- post as The Contr overs ial Surve y?
DUH

[02] Would you do meth if it was legal ized?
I AGREE WITH PAIGE, I LOVE SAMPLES

[03] Abort ion: for or again st it?
I AGREE WITH PAIGE AGAIN, KILL THE RETARDS.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a femal e presi dent?
YEP.. PAIGE WINS AGAIN. IM ALL FOR A HOT PRESIDENT.. WITH BIG TATAS AND PRETTY HAIR. I CANT REALLY VOTE, BUT ID DEFINITELY BUY A TSHIRT WITH HER FACE (AND TITS) ON IT

[05] Do you belie ve in the death penal ty?
YES. ALTHOUGH IN SOME CASES, I THINK ITS TOO EASY OF A WAY OUT. I LIKE ANAL RAPE WITH AN OLD PRICKLY BROOM OR HOT CURLING IRON IS SUFFICIENT IN THESE CASES


[06] Do you think Marij uana shoul d be legal ized?
OH ITS NOT? DANG.

[07] Are you for or again st prema rital sex?
DAMN PAIGE, YOU'RE LIKE IN MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING.

[08] Do you belie ve in God?
I BELIEVE IN OBAMA

(LOL I CANT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT..LOLOLOL.)


[09] Do you think same sex marri age shoul d be legal ized?
I PERSONALLY THINK GAY GUYS ARE KINDA HOT. HEYYYY RYAN


[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Latin os are illeg ally movin g to the USA?
SPEAK ENGLISH U MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! TAKE ROSETTA-FUCKIN-STONE AND LEARN SOMETHING. Jesus.


[11] A twelv e year old girl has a baby, shoul d she keep it?
One word: ABORT ION.
Ok one more word: SLUT.
sorry two more: HORRIBLE PARENTS.
-- sonia says: GO PAIGE!!! PAGINA FOR PREZ!

[12] Shoul d the alcoh ol age be lower ed to eight een?
YES. WHY ARE WE "MATURE" ENOUGH TO HELP IN DECIDING WHO OUR NEXT LEADER IS... BUT WE CANT GET BOOZED UP? AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY. BULLSHIT.

[13] Shoul d the war in Iraq be calle d off?
PAIGE SAYS: that shit is still going on???? - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YES. LEAVE THOSE POOR PEOPLE ALONE. WE DONT NEED TO KILL THEM, THEY WERE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB AT KILLING THEMSELVES WAY BEFORE WE EVEN GOT THERE

[14] Assis ted suici de is illeg al do you agree ?
THATS BULLSHIT. SUICIDE IS ONLY ILLEGAL CUS U CANT PAY TAXES WHEN YOUR DEAD. IT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE YOUR CHOICE ON WHEN U WANNA CASH IN THOSE CHIPS AND HEAD ON HOME - SO TO SPEAK


[15] Do you belie ve in spank ing your child ren?
I BELIEVE IN TOBASCO SAUCE


[16] Would you burn an Ameri can flag for a milli on dolla rs?
PAIGE SAYS: "Hell yea! people eat goat dicks for like 10,000 dollars. . .c'mon"
- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING PAKISTANI.. SERIOUSLY.

[17] Who do you think would make a bette r presi dent? McCai n or Obama ?
PAIGE

[18] Do you think Obama will be kille d?
YEP. I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE. SEARCH FOR "OBAMA KKK THREAT" SHITS CRAZY

[19] Shoul d child preda tors be force d to wear signs ident ifyin g them?
THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BUY MIKES HARD LEMONADE, ONLY.


[20] Are you afrai d other s will judge you from readi ng some of your answe rs?
EH. WORSE HAS HAPPENED. BUT I AM COUNTING ON LOSING SOME FRIENDS

A must see. . . .

I figured I would continue with the offensive theme today
Please watch this . . . its tooooo good.

http://daemonsync.org/vagsniff/

Thanks Sonia

high and offensive

[01] Do you have the guts to answe​r these​ quest​ions and re-​​post as The Contr​overs​ial Surve​y?​​
Si

[02] Would​ you do meth if it was legal​ized?​​
Fuck no, last thing I need is more shit in my life that I need to be addicted to. Ex. Smokes, Dexter, eating baby brains?

[03] Abort​ion:​​ for or again​st it?
Definitely for the choice... If it becomes illegal, young women across the nation are going to be forced to have to push each other down a flight of stairs, which will cause way more issues than REGULAR abortions.

[04] Would the world​ would​ fail with a femal​e presi​dent?​​
yes. We are moody, bratty, bitches who don't listen to anyone or at least just pretend to while we secretly wonder if our hair looks good.


[05] Do you belie​ve in the death​ penal​ty?​​
Eye for an eye, so yes.... What about public stoning of convicted murderers? That'd be entertaining.


[06] Do you think​ Marij​uana shoul​d be legal​ized?​​
Oh Fuck yes. And the day the law gets passed, we should call the day Jake Bernstein is 2% less shady day!


[07] Are you for or again​st prema​rital​ sex?
Against. . . . . . . .. what. I'm a virgin.
Baahahahhaah

[08] Do you belie​ve in God?
Yes. Bite me, Paige.


[09] Do you think​ same sex marri​age shoul​d be legal​ized?​​
Yeah that'd be so fucking awesome, actually. How fabuloussss!


[10] Do you think​ it's wrong​ that so many Latin​os are illeg​ally movin​g to the USA?
Um, I live in Miami = Caribbean/Northern Cuba... I think Paco should pax every penny that I do if he wants to live in this AMAZING COUNTRY OF FREEDOM! (pfff)


[11] A twelv​e year old girl has a baby,​​ shoul​d she keep it?
We're talking dolls here, right?
I'd push her down the stairs


[12] Shoul​d the alcoh​ol age be lower​ed to eight​een?​​
Yeah, it'd cause a huge crazy generation for a few years, then slowly it'd chill everyone out a bit.

[13] Shoul​d the war in Iraq be calle​d off?
Fuck yeah! It's useless. All we're doing at this point is losing men and money.


[14] Assis​ted suici​de is illeg​al do you agree​?​​
I'd gladly kill a few humans.


[15] Do you belie​ve in spank​ing your child​ren?​​
Yeah, they're so annoying sometimes it's only fair! By spanking you mean knocking their baby teeth out, right?


[16] Would​ you burn an Ameri​can flag for a milli​on dolla​rs?​​
Probably for $10.00 actually.

[17] Who do you think​ would​ make a bette​r presi​dent?​​ McCai​n or Obama​?​​
Obama! If you "don't care," about politics, do me a favor and vote for Obama. Oh-- And you should care. It's actually important for our generation. Shut up. I'm serious, Paige.

[18] Do you think​ Obama​ will be kille​d?​​
NO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS THE DUMBEST CONSPIRACY EVER!! No more than any other President!

[19] Shoul​d child​ preda​tors be force​d to wear signs​ ident​ifyin​g them?​​
Yeah that'd be awesome. Like "Creepy Carl," or "Tom the Tickler." Sounds good to me!


[20] Are you afrai​d other​s will judge​ you from readi​ng some of your answe​rs?​​
Afraid? Ha. Fuck off.

Highly Offensive

[01] Do you have the guts to answe​r these​ quest​ions and re-​​post as The Contr​overs​ial Surve​y?​​
Yep.

[02] Would​ you do meth if it was legal​ized?​​
Yupe and possibly even if it was just free. . . I love free samples.

[03] Abort​ion:​​ for or again​st it?
For. Why not? Let's be honest. . . we all know there are way to many retards on this earth. . . population control!

[04] Do you think​ the world​ would​ fail with a femal​e presi​dent?​​
No. . . as long as she is hot the men will listen.


[05] Do you belie​ve in the death​ penal​ty?​​
I think​ we need to bring​ back the elect​ric chair​,​ hangi​ng,​ and the guill​otine​.​ Letha​l injec​tion is for pussi​es.​


[06] Do you think​ Marij​uana shoul​d be legal​ized?​​
Absolutely . . . not that its stopping anyone but it would nice to be able to sit in washington square park and just get ripped.


[07] Are you for or again​st prema​rital​ sex?
For. Sex is is like brushing my teeth. . . at least once a day . . . twice is even better. . . if I don't do it for a few days I start to feel different.

[08] Do you belie​ve in God?
God can suck it. I'm not into brainwashing and fairy tales. I believe in evolution and the human mind.


[09] Do you think​ same sex marri​age shoul​d be legal​ized?​​
Yep. Dude heterosexuals are always complaining about how horrible marriage is. . . if people really hate gay people you would think they would encourage them to join us in this horrifying tradition we call "eternal love."


[10] Do you think​ it's wrong​ that so many Latin​os are illeg​ally movin​g to the USA?
I don'​t think​ it's wrong​,​ I just think​ they need to pay taxes​ and speak​ fucki​ng engli​sh.​


[11] A twelv​e year old girl has a baby,​​ shoul​d she keep it?
One word:​ ABORT​ION.​
Ok one more word: SLUT.
sorry two more: HORRIBLE PARENTS.


[12] Shoul​d the alcoh​ol age be lower​ed to eight​een?​​
why not. . .


[13] Shoul​d the war in Iraq be calle​d off?
that shit is still going on????


[14] Assis​ted suici​de is illeg​al do you agree​?​​
I think​ peopl​e shoul​d kill those​ who want to die. I would kill you if you asked nicely.


[15] Do you belie​ve in spank​ing your child​ren?​​
I don't think kids have enough discipline these days. . . so sure!


[16] Would​ you burn an Ameri​can flag for a milli​on dolla​rs?​​
Hell yea! people eat goat dicks for like 10,000 dollars. . .c'mon

[17] Who do you think​ would​ make a bette​r presi​dent?​​ McCai​n or Obama​?​​
I hate polotics. . . we are screwed either way

[18] Do you think​ Obama​ will be kille​d?​​
There​'​s a possi​bilit​y.​

[19] Shoul​d child​ preda​tors be force​d to wear signs​ ident​ifyin​g them?​​
No. It shoul​d be a surpr​ise.​ hahahahaha


[20] Are you afrai​d other​s will judge​ you from readi​ng some of your answe​rs?​​
tooooooo late

Just throwing it out there. . .

Ok so first of all can we all acknowledge the fact that Paige Padon is awake and active at 9:30 A.M. on a Saturday?!?!?! I guess not going out on a Friday and getting completely stupid can be beneficial to one's productivity and overall health. . . weird. I get to go into school on a Saturday and do drafting homework. . . in the words of turbonegro "FUCK THE WORLD."

Secondly, I got my third tattoo yesterday! I finally got my grandma's signature on my wrist. Why you ask? Only because she was seriously the coolest woman I will have ever met. And when my mom is yelling at me and telling me how much I am like my Grandma it only brings a smile to my face. Word.

Thirdly, it is getting fucking cold in New York. brrrrrrrrrrrrrr. But its gorgeous. Hey friends in Miami. . . leaves actually do change colors and fall off of trees. See in New York they have these things called "seasons" and the temperature does indeed drop below 80 degrees. . . shocking I know.

Fourthly, (the word fourthly kind of sounds weird if you say it out loud), and this one if for the ladies. . . is it just me or do all guys in our generation have major issues? Im just saying. It's becoming increasingly difficult to meet a guy who isn't completely terrified of (cue the horror film music) A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. Ok I'm done with that subject.

Fifthly, I can't wait for Halloween!!!!! I'm going to be a Zombie one night and then Me, Tiff, and Jones are going to be three's company for actual Halloween. Yay.

Have a decent Saturday everyone and try not to die.

xoxo

Project Runway/Presidential Debate

Yes in that order.
So Leanne won tonight. Whatever. I was going for Jarrell. Her collection was "wave-inspired," and she nailed it in every way possible. But, as much as I hate to root for the whiny Boca girl wannabe hipster, Kenley, I have to admit a few of her dresses were out of control amazing! Alice in Wonderland-inspired tea party dresses turned fucking hot! It was no doubt the judges were going to pick Leanne, she fit the part perfectly with her flawless petal dresses, but come on... Kenley killed it.

Anyway. I just got home from Whiz and Christians tonight for a family dinner and project runway finale party and smoked so much pot that I've been trying to write this sentence for what I think could be like, far too long, and I walked in on a family dinner, which turned into every person sitting at the table laughing at me pretending to smoke a joint with their index finger and thumb pressed together at their mouths. Yeah, real funny, family. Now let me get to the fruit pops and don't come in my room.
PS John McCain looks a bit like an old WASPy Pus in Boots... But smarter. Ehh... Maybe.

My Week of Awesomeness

So J and Jonezer were in town and we had a ridiculous time that only we could have together! Here are some photos from the past week, a few of which are quite hazy in my memory, now that I look at them again....
Also, some wakeboard footage from my boy shredding for the first time in about a year (?) Check it outtt!
Captain Artard at the helm:

Boat:

Butterwater:

This is a happy Ry:

Yayyy together again!

Saweet!:

Kinda like old times, but we're all older and paler...

John killin it:

Fashion air! hahahah:

NICEEEEEE:

It's what Lauds does to ya...

Tommy Funshine made an appearance:

So fucking awesome:

Breakfast= 5 Coronas... uh oh...

Get in already!

#$Q@^$E&$ BUTTEEEEER

Thats my boy!

Chillin so hard

Ooo.. Tough.

Ha! Same ol Jones!

Shreddin:

Don't listen to the boat conversation..... it was uhhhh just a joke?

John killin it:

Some photos of me and J:
At Obi's Dreamhouse, I mean, Dolce:

Sooo beyond shittanked.... I need a new word to label how drunk we were:

Obviously we are the cutest and coolest and face it, you LOVE US!
Drunkie:

Nice, Lex.

Actually decent? wtf?

The boys and us:

LOVE YOU MY SISTER!

I'm up to something...

Obvs:

We are not sober. But we are fucking awesome dancers:


That's all.... What a week... now get outta here, all you guys, so I can return to my normal life of NOT getting FUBAR every night. Thanks! Love you guys.

the longest fucking survey ever

1) spell your name without the A?
Jelyn Wolf

2) Are you in a relationship?
it depends what you look like

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
i live in a dorm and no, it turns me on when strangers watch me urinate

4) Do you like your life right now?
yea

5) What was the last item you bought?
legal or illegal?

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
i only watch horror movies

13) Do you forgive or forget?
i don't forget

14) What are you thinking about right now?
my 720 flight out of lauderdale that i now have to wake up at 430 for...thanks dickhead

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
lex

16) Do you think they meant it?
i don't see why not

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
yikes

18) What are you currently doing?
filling out this fucking survey you fucking idiot

20) Do you hate anyone?
everyone

21) What was the last thing you ate?
consumed? your soul

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
see above answers

23) Who does it remind you of?
WHAT

24) What was the last movie you watched?
umm

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
stereo? i don't remember what that means

26) What did you do yesterday?
uhhh...bbq in lauderdale with some kids

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud enough to piss off everyone around me

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
really? because i thought that was obvious...mountains assholes

29) What are you doing later?
i dont know, you tell me

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
yea....fucking asshole is in california

31) Do you have piercings?
i would have to say so

32) Do you have any tattoos?
see above response....soon to be covered after this apprenticeship

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
do bed posts count?

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
i dont date

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my moves

36) Do you get distracted easily?
what?

38)What was your childhood nickname?
satan

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?


41) Do you live alone?
i live in a fucking dorm, i already told you that

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
i am the best fucking thing to happen to you

43) What was the best year of your life?
umm

44) Have you ever played twister?
sometimes

46) Last thing received in the mail?
anthrax

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
zzzzzz ummmm no?

48) What about L?
what about shutting the fuck up

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
i hate phone calls...fuck off

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
next to me and in california harvesting marijuana...fucking hippie

53) Are you waiting for something?
i prefer to live in the moment thanks very much

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
really?

55) Last person you hugged?
once again, next to me...any questions that involve human contact...ALEXI

56) Can you handle the truth?
sure, why not

57) Did you cry today?
from laughing so hard

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
why would i talk to her if i hated her

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
thats a stupid question

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
no...worshipping the devil will never change, thanks for trying though

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
some chick got her legs chopped off at the Columbus day regatta...shocking

62) What was the last thing you drank?
what do you think? i am an alcoholic, thankyou very much for reminding me

63) Last person you kissed?
alexi

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
dad

65) Did you have a dream last night?
i don't dream...i nightmare

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a fucking pony

69) Where does most of your family live?
alexi, well she lives under my bed


70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha YES. I heard it too

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
its pierced

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
i cracked my skull open and broke my back? anymore questions?

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
ummm you mean the last 7 cell phones i had? have i mentioned how much i hate cellphones?

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
yea, every day when i wake up....(WHERE THE FUCK AM I? and who are you? get the fuck out of my bed)

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
if i wanted to... i don't really see that being comfortable though

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
sometimes i tell alexi i love her

79) Want someone back in your life?
no

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
i told you, i don't date

81) Are you good at giving directions?
negative ghostrider

Jaelyn again

1. What's in your wallet?
nothing, now. thanks to this weekend

2 What'​s under​ your bed?
i sleep on the floor


3 What'​s on that way top shelf​ or in the very far back of your close​t?​
the fingers of the people i've killed


4 What'​s in your under​ware drawe​r?​
wouldnt you like to know

5 What'​s in the trunk​ of your car?
3 snowboards, a skateboard, my boyfriend, some empty whiskey bottles.


6 What'​s in your desk or locke​r?​
my desk is under my bed and i don't have a fucking locker you idiot

7 Do you have a super​-​secre​t hidin​g place​ and what'​s in it?
i dont care



8 Do you feel guilt​y about​ somet​hing right​ now, if yes what?​
what's guilt?


9 What is the most embar​assin​g thing​ in your room right​ now?
she's sitting here



10 Have you done somet​hing recen​tly you hope no one finds​ out about​?​
duh


11 What is your last thoug​ht befor​e you fall aslee​p?​
I don't sleep

12 How long have those​ lefto​vers been in the fridg​e?​
fridge?


13 If I confi​scate​d your compu​ter and took a look aroun​d.​.​.​.​what would​ I find?​
incriminating evidence


14 Do you sleep​ with anyth​ing?​
do men and women count as things?


15 What is your midni​ght snack​ weakn​ess?​
human brain

16 Have you ever you shop lifte​d?​
what do you think i am? an asshole?

17 Have you ever vanda​lized​ anyth​ing?​
i tend to vandalize the world

18 Ever dance​d with the devil​ in the pale moonl​ight?​
I am the devil



19 What do you wait until​ no one is looki​ng to do?
stab a knife into people's hearts

!

HIGHHHH its Jaelyn

What frien​d/​​s do you tell the most to?​
lex is my only friend

What are you liste​ning to right​ now?
the air conditioning at my dads...we live in a refrigerator...if not that, probably dead kennedys

Have you ever punch​ed a hole in the wall?​
probably


Where​ were you at 2:00 this morni​ng?​​
dancing to miami bass with lex and ry


Do you wear glass​es?​​
i would go blind otherwise


What'​s in your cd playe​r?​​
you mean ipod? better music than what you are listening to


Anyth​ing annoy​ing you right​ now?
my 720 flight out of lauds

If you could​ do somet​hing diffe​rentl​y,​​ would​ you go back?​​
regrets? what are those

Who is the last perso​n you talke​d to on the phone​?​
i don't talk to people.


​Do you have plans​ today​?​
not anymore....DICKFUCK

Are you waiti​ng for anyon​e'​​s call right​ now?
see above response


Is the last perso​n you kisse​d mad at you?
shes laying on my bed playing with my nipple


Do you regre​t somet​hing you did yeste​rday?​​
ummmmm?


How many windo​ws are open on your compu​ter?​​
thats a stupid question


Story​ behin​d your msn name?​​
oh fuck off


When was the last time you smile​d l?​
i am smiling?


How many month​s are there​ until​ your birth​day?​​
1

Do you have any voice​ mails​ on your cellp​hone?​​
considering i dont check them...probably


How many times​a day do you showe​r?​​
.somtimes


When you wake up what'​​s the first​ thing​ you do?
think of alexi.


What'​​s the last thing​ you bough​t at a store​?​
some sex toys, a baseball bat, lube, and a card for alexi


Are you a high schoo​l drop out?
I'm a shit ton smarter than whoever is reading this


Left hande​d or right​ hande​d?​​​
middle fingered


What is to your left?​​
alexi

What was the last thing​ that made you laugh​?​
yes


​Do you read the newsp​aper?​
GNN


Can you cook?​
baby midgets


What time is it?
game time


Can you make a dolla​r in chang​e right​ now?
i can make a dollar rolled up right now


At McDon​alds what do you usual​ly order​?​
die


Are you a frien​dly perso​n?​​
see above response


If you could​ chang​e one thing​ about​ your life right​ now, what would​ it be?
my flight?

If you could​ go back in time,​​ where​ would​ you go?
cave people


​Have you ever met a famou​s perso​n?​​
HAHAHAHHA....you mean have i fucked a famous person?


Do you have a crimi​nal recor​d?​​
i am a criminal record

waiting for j to finish dinner.

What frien​d/​​s do you tell the most to?​
j, paige, jake... ryan has ADD


What are you liste​ning to right​ now?
jaelyn whining about life

Have you ever punch​ed a hole in the wall?​
no but ive gotten a hammer thrown at me


Where​ were you at 2:00 this morni​ng?​​
dancing to miami bass with my babies


Do you wear glass​es?​​
shades all zee time


What'​s in your cd playe​r?​​
alkaline trio...... over. and over. and over....


Anyth​ing annoy​ing you right​ now?
the "o" key on jaelyns computer is missing....

If you could​ do somet​hing diffe​rentl​y,​​ would​ you go back?​​
i dont really feel like reflecting like that. im fucking hungover.

Who is the last perso​n you talke​d to on the phone​?​
ryans voicemail. shocking! that lady and i know each other all too well...


​Do you have plans​ today​?​
up to lauds with jaelyn


Are you waiti​ng for anyon​e'​​s call right​ now?
YES DICKFUCK


Is the last perso​n you kisse​d mad at you?
shes right here hahahahahah


Do you regre​t somet​hing you did yeste​rday?​​
yikes! maybe stopping at 10 beers....


How many windo​ws are open on your compu​ter?​​
whatevs


Story​ behin​d your msn name?​​
aim name... surfgirl was taken, so surfgal worked.... 180 cause its a cool number. or so i thought.


When was the last time you smile​d l?​
reading paiges responses


How many month​s are there​ until​ your birth​day?​​
7..... slow doooooown life!

Do you have any voice​ mails​ on your cellp​hone?​​
probably. dont leave me any unless theyre funny. thanks.


How many times​a day do you showe​r?​​
.473 on average. ew what am i a hippie? (j) um once or twice


When you wake up what'​​s the first​ thing​ you do?
try to remember what I did the night before... look at my outbox and dialed calls... see what the damage is.


What'​​s the last thing​ you bough​t at a store​?​
18 pack of heinie,slurpee, pfunks, a bottle of *gasssssp* water


Are you a high schoo​l drop out?
are you retarded


Left hande​d or right​ hande​d?​​​
right


What is to your left?​​
a wall.... awesome paintings by j and pics

What was the last thing​ that made you laugh​?​
harmony... and clowns puking rainbows


​Do you read the newsp​aper?​
yes, I care about the world.


Can you cook?​
hm... i dont really know. ... .



What time is it?
4:32pm


Can you make a dolla​r in chang​e right​ now?
no way... its miami.


At McDon​alds what do you usual​ly order​?​
fuck no. watch fast food nation and u wont ever go there again.


Are you a frien​dly perso​n?​​
yes, definitely.


If you could​ chang​e one thing​ about​ your life right​ now, what would​ it be?
to always be as happy as i am when my buds come to visit

If you could​ go back in time,​​ where​ would​ you go?
ha... well, seriously, great gatsby mansion or the 60's beatles-era


​Have you ever met a famou​s perso​n?​​
yeah yeah wahtver


Do you have a crimi​nal recor​d?​​
who told you???

Yes. . . I'm really this bored

*** Number One: ***
Number One: Alexi
What color are their eyes? brown
Describe this person with four words. extreme sensitive caring random
Why are they in your top eight? my partner in crime
*** Number Two: ***
Number Two: Ryan
Worst memory with this person: every time we hang out is the worst memory
Does this person dress well? you cant go wrong with ripped jeans and black tshirts
How did you meet? thanks alexi
If this person wins the lottery tonight, what will they buy? a bomb to kill everyone else in the world except for me and alexi duh
*** Number Three: ***
Number Three: Tiffany
When was the last time you IMed this person? like 2 seconds ago even though she is literally 10 feet away from me
Have you accidentally physically hurt this person? HA! it wasn't an accident
Ever fought with them? not really. . . we like to fight other people together
*** Number Four: ***
Number Four: Obi
Would you donate an organ to save their life? YES
Best memory with them: eating at chipotle. . .. it's when he is the happiest
Do you know their birthday? um yea i think its in june or july hahaha
Ever done anything illegal with this person? lol. . probably
*** Number Five: ***
Number Five: jose
Have they ever had a crush on you? Who hasn't???
Are they related to anybody else in your top eight? Nope
Do you live close? I use to but now im farrrrrr away
*** Number Six: ***
Number Six: Jorge
Ever worked with them? NO we would never get anything done
Do you love him/her? absolutely
What do you think of this person? He is one of my favorite people ever
*** Number Seven: ***
Number Seven: Sonia
Nickname you call them: McShaderson
What song best describes this person? There is no song that can define this woman
What is their favorite color? no idea. . .
Do you talk to this person a lot? Yeah, as much as possible via video chat
*** Number Eight: ***
Number Eight: Jake
Have you slept over at this person's house? No but he's been on my couch a few nights
Least favorite thing about this person: He doesn't know how great he is
Have you ever hated this person? NEVER

I have nothing to do

What frien​d/​​s do you tell the most to?​
alexi and tiff


What are you liste​ning to right​ now?
the loud horrible music from the party downstairs

Have you ever punch​ed a hole in the wall?​
no but my ex boyfriend did


Where​ were you at 2:00 this morni​ng?​​
sleeping next to a certain someone


Do you wear glass​es?​​
no


What'​s in your cd playe​r?​​
I actually dont own a cd player


Anyth​ing annoy​ing you right​ now?
omg soooo many things: the loud/gay music playing, boys in general, my boredom


If you could​ do somet​hing diffe​rentl​y,​​ would​ you go back?​​
nope. . .

Who is the last perso​n you talke​d to on the phone​?​
im sure it was my mom


​Do you have plans​ today​?​
the day is over


Are you waiti​ng for anyon​e'​​s call right​ now?
i guess not. . . another lonely night watching surfthechannel


Is the last perso​n you kisse​d mad at you?
nooooooooooo


Do you regre​t somet​hing you did yeste​rday?​​
no I actually made good decisions yesterday. shocking


How many windo​ws are open on your compu​ter?​​
1


Story​ behin​d your msn name?​​
i made it up in 7th idk I was lame


When was the last time you smile​d l?​
ummm prob like a few mins ago


How many month​s are there​ until​ your birth​day?​​
I just had a birthday so like 11 months


Do you have any voice​ mails​ on your cellp​hone?​​
nope


How many times​a day do you showe​r?​​
once a day . im normal


When you wake up what'​​s the first​ thing​ you do?
curse god


What'​​s the last thing​ you bough​t at a store​?​
a vitamin water and peanut M&Ms


Are you a high schoo​l drop out?
noo


Left hande​d or right​ hande​d?​​​
right​.​


What is to your left?​​
the wall

What was the last thing​ that made you laugh​?​
me and tiffany making fun of the horrid party downstairs


​Do you read the newsp​aper?​
they still print those things


Can you cook?​
​yes.​



What time is it?
10:​15


Can you make a dolla​r in chang​e right​ now?
probably


At McDon​alds what do you usual​ly order​?​
the number 3 with a diet coke


Are you a frien​dly perso​n?​​
I get mixed reviews


If you could​ chang​e one thing​ about​ your life right​ now, what would​ it be?
i would like to have a boyfriend

If you could​ go back in time,​​ where​ would​ you go?
prague


​Have you ever met a famou​s perso​n?​​
yes


Do you have a crimi​nal recor​d?​​
not yet

Coming Soon...

After Paigey being here for two days (which flew by way too fast), I thought that'd be the last time I'd see my out of town friends for a while... But guess what?! 2 of my favorites EVERRR are coming tomorrow and Thursday. But they're both secret... So, sorry, but I can't tell you who they are. Just know that it's 2 of the most amazing people I know, and my weekend is going to be SO good that I might just go without complaining about Miami for a whole month!

Yessss! By the way, tonight was awesome... I made a mix at Patricks called "2:53am," that is so random and so good. I'll share the songs with you braineaters when I bring it out of my car.

silly...

Top Eight Survey

*** Number One: ***
Number One: Jaelyn
What color are their eyes? yellow
Describe this person with four words. strong generous loving beautiful
Why are they in your top eight? my BEST friend
*** Number Two: ***
Number Two: Ryan
Worst memory with this person: him dying of party-disease in my car december last year
Does this person dress well? black...... yes.
How did you meet? workin at the pawn!
If this person wins the lottery tonight, what will they buy? good question... if in FL, **** for wakeboarding... if in NY... that's no appropriate
*** Number Three: ***
Number Three: Pagina
When was the last time you IMed this person? today duh
Have you accidentally physically hurt this person? does slapping on purpose count?
Ever fought with them? no way dude...
*** Number Four: ***
Number Four: Whiz
Would you donate an organ to save their life? YES
Best memory with them: Ugh too many... maybe pool at the standard, cold plunge and spa day... but just hanging at the house is fun too...
Do you know their birthday? DUHHHHH TAURUS
Ever done anything illegal with this person? too many times
*** Number Five: ***
Number Five: Jordan!
Have they ever had a crush on you? He's my cuz!!!
Are they related to anybody else in your top eight? Nope! Just meee!
Do you live close? A few hours away... :(
*** Number Six: ***
Number Six: Jake
Ever worked with them? Yeah during WMC!
Do you love him/her? Veryyy much!
What do you think of this person? He is the most complicated but easygoing human being alive
*** Number Seven: ***
Number Seven: Tiffany
Nickname you call them: Tiffers, Virgin, **** hole
What song best describes this person? Girl in the Sea-- Presets... just reminds me of summer
What is their favorite color? poop
Do you talk to this person a lot? Yeah, too much actually... :)
*** Number Eight: ***
Number Eight: Obi
Have you slept over at this person's house? Yes I sure have!
Least favorite thing about this person: Um.... absolutely love everything about my Papo
Have you ever hated this person? NEVER EVER EVER EVER
Take this top8 survey!
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Alexi

Blah!

1. What's in your wallet?
Sketch

2 What'​s under​ your bed?
ha!!!!!!!!! I don't know, ask Paige!


3 What'​s on that way top shelf​ or in the very far back of your close​t?​
Snowboarding shat that jaelyn told me to buy :)


4 What'​s in your under​ware drawe​r?​
Um.... underwear.

5 What'​s in the trunk​ of your car?
wakeskate, skateboard and shoes


6 What'​s in your desk or locke​r?​
Locker? How old am I? My desk? Nothing. It's wasting space, actually.

7 Do you have a super​-​secre​t hidin​g place​ and what'​s in it?
Sure do! Under my bed mwahahahha



8 Do you feel guilt​y about​ somet​hing right​ now, if yes what?​
Not a damn thing. Ha!


9 What is the most embar​assin​g thing​ in your room right​ now?
Me. In my current stupid condition.



10 Have you done somet​hing recen​tly you hope no one finds​ out about​?​
Isn't that life?


11 What is your last thoug​ht befor​e you fall aslee​p?​
Why did I stay up so late?

12 How long have those​ lefto​vers been in the fridg​e?​
No leftovers in this house.... 4 people.... hungry people apparently.


13 If I confi​scate​d your compu​ter and took a look aroun​d.​.​.​.​what would​ I find?​
DON'T. OPEN. PHOTOBOOTH. HAHAHAHHAHAH PAIGE


14 Do you sleep​ with anyth​ing?​
anyone? or anything? yes i have a blankie that's still in my bed to this day. judge me.


15 What is your midni​ght snack​ weakn​ess?​
ice pops

16 Have you ever you shop lifte​d?​
NO. I HAVE NOT. swear. i hate that shit.

17 Have you ever vanda​lized​ anyth​ing?​
oh, brooklyn....... hahahhahahahhah paige and I had a certain contest downstairs at trash bar.....


18 Ever dance​d with the devil​ in the pale moonl​ight?​
every dayyyyyyyyy!! hes so hot right now.



19 What do you wait until​ no one is looki​ng to do?
run stop signs, and watch The Hills... damnit!


20 Have you told the truth​ in this surve​y?​
i am a lying bitch!

Top 10

Reasons Patrick is awesome:
1. He doesnt judge me for my late night antics
2. He skates with me when I'm stupidly out of control and need to burn some energy
3. He's the only one that smokes more than I do.
4. He loves my nerdiness
5. He doesn't sleep. really. ever.
6. He comes to be silly with me at a moments notice.
7. Toffee.
8. He lets me dress him
9. He doesn't care when I smoke all of his cigarettes or drink his last beer.
10. We are beer pong champs.

Now I'm Not Saying You Suck

But if you didn't register to vote, you do.

Cool fucking art.

This shit is dope and creepy which is always a good combination in my opinion.







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Home Sweet Home

I back in the wonderfully already cold New York!! My trip to Florida was great. I ate a lot of awesome food, spent some quality time with the parents, and went down to Miami and partied my ass off with some of my best friends. It was soooo amazing to see all of you guys!! Thank you Alexi for leting me scissor with you for two nights. Miss you guys arleady. . . see you soon!!!!!!

New York. . . I missed you. . . let's hang out.

Paigey's on her way! And a great quote

PAIGEYS ALMOST HERE!!!!


OH AND...

SURFGAL180: am i gonna go to hell for this song?

(Ryans screen name that I will not post so as to avoid stalker girls): i sure hope so. hell would be cold w/o u

Because Alexi did it?

1) spell your name without the A?
Pige Elizbeth Pdon

2) Are you in a relationship?
yes. with my pink flamigo

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
nope I leave it wide open in hopes that stranger will walk in therefor creating the most awkward moment of all times

4) Do you like your life right now?
um yea whatever

5) What was the last item you bought?
a hair iron

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
true romance. . . its also about selling cocaine

13) Do you forgive or forget?
I drink

14) What are you thinking about right now?
going to miami!!!!!!

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
my mother

16) Do you think they meant it?
sometimes I wonder

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
2:00

18) What are you currently doing?
waiting for my hair to dry

20) Do you hate anyone?
society in general

21) What was the last thing you ate?
a pickle . . shocking i know

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
koby chewing a bone

23) Who does it remind you of?
really dumb question

24) What was the last movie you watched?
sex and the city

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
i don't have a stereo or cds

26) What did you do yesterday?
met up with kelly. went shopping. went out in jupiter. ew.

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
beach please

29) What are you doing later?
driving to miami and getting stoopid

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
unfortunately

31) Do you have piercings?
ears

32) Do you have any tattoos?
2 down many more to go

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
hahahahahahahahahaha omg no but I kinda want to be

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
is sex considered a date?

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my hair and my cleavage

36) Do you get distracted easily?
sorry what was the question?

38)What was your childhood nickname?
chili pepper, perfect paige

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?
get a room

41) Do you live alone?
nope with a slut. . .u may have seen her naked. . . tiffany

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
I think karma is going to be the death of me

43) What was the best year of your life?
last year was tolerable

44) Have you ever played twister?
yupe

46) Last thing received in the mail?
a bill. cool.

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
Zalexi

48) What about L?
yeah probably who remembers these things??

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
alexi

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
cutting it up and throwing it in the hudson river

53) Are you waiting for something?
yea death oh and my trip to miami

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
drinking with kelly

55) Last person you hugged?
ew. gross.

56) Can you handle the truth?
if it agrees with what I said than yes

57) Did you cry today?
nope. I'm all grown up.

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
um not yet

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
I don't even understand it

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
yea satanism

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
that I'm somehow 24 now. . .WHAT????? SHOCKING

62) What was the last thing you drank?
diet coke

63) Last person you kissed?
ummmmmmm go away

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
most people say my mom

65) Did you have a dream last night?
i never remember dreams

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a time machine

69) Where does most of your family live?
Florida


70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
actually yes. hahahahaha. too soon?

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
very long story alexi. . . and no I haven't thought about it.

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
yea five at one time

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
i traded it in for an iphone

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
yes. not fun.

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
hahahahahaha its more of a pass out in jeans manuver

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
huh. i never really mean anyting I say.

79) Want someone back in your life?
no. people are kicked out for a reason

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
no. thank satan.

81) Are you good at giving directions?
excellent

see you in 3 hours miami

go fuck yourselves

Procrastinating

I just had a Marketing exam, I've got 2 more to go... AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR PAGINA TO GET HER ASS DOWN TO MIAMI!!!!!! tonight weeeeeeee!!
In the meantime, before I embark on studying more...
1) spell your name without the A?
Lexndr rkel luger

2) Are you in a relationship?
yes. with jaelyn wolf. :) and Blane from project runway.

3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the bathroom door?
yes I does

4) Do you like your life right now?
yeah sure

5) What was the last item you bought?
Footworks stuff for the marathon... new shoes, shorts, a futuristic watch that keeps track of my vitals ha!

12) What is your favorite romance movie?
the notebook because i am a female.

13) Do you forgive or forget?
forgive

14) What are you thinking about right now?
my spanish essay. raaaaaaaaaar!

15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
mama

16) Do you think they meant it?
i sure hope so

17) What time did you go to bed last night?
10:30

18) What are you currently doing?
listening to frankie chew some squeaky toy

20) Do you hate anyone?
yes

21) What was the last thing you ate?
grapes

22) WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
frankie

23) Who does it remind you of?
the love of my life! frankie! :)

24) What was the last movie you watched?
Adrift in Manhattan. Avoid it at all costs.

25.
)What CD is in your stereo?
a mix. thanks pat!

26) What did you do yesterday?
woke up early, studied, ran 4 miles, studied, watched project runway, complained about my aching body to my mom, she brought me water, aleve and grapes, then i fell asleep.

27) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
loud. do you know me?

28) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
beach... but i LOVE TELLURIDE WINTERS!!

29) What are you doing later?
writing a 5 page spanish essay, going to classes, taking another test, then PAIGEY GETS HERE and only god knows what we'll get into.

30) Do you beleive you like/love someone?
i think so.

31) Do you have piercings?
ears

32) Do you have any tattoos?
2 and counting

33) Have you ever been tied to a chair?
um. no?

34) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yep mwahahha you'll never know, boys.

35) What do you get complimented about most?
my hair and my clothes

36) Do you get distracted easily?
y.e.s.

38)What was your childhood nickname?
lex, shorty (i was a midge)

39) How do you feel about public displays of affection?
save it

41) Do you live alone?
with mommy daddy and justin my brother. joy.

42) Do you think highly of yourself?
i think i am the scum of the earth.

43) What was the best year of your life?
well let's be optimistic and say it has yet to come.

44) Have you ever played twister?
ha yes recently

46) Last thing received in the mail?
a thank you from my cousin's engagement party

47) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a Z?
Zpaige
48) What about L?
yeah whatever

50) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
jones

52) Where is the person who has your heart at this moment?
now stop that

53) Are you waiting for something?
YES FOR 6:15 TO COME AND MY WEEKEND WITH PAIGEY TO BEGIN!

54) What were you doing at ten last night?
thinking about how much Kenley from Project Runway SUCKS!

55) Last person you hugged?
mommy this morning

56) Can you handle the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!

57) Did you cry today?
does whining about my 6:30am alarm count?

58) Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
daddys girl can't hate daddy now can she?

59) Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
nope

60) Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
yes. to Aizikwolfism. he is a god right?

61) What was the last shocking news you heard?
i can't tell. it has to do with my happiness a week from today! i iz keep secrets

62) What was the last thing you drank?
cafe

63) Last person you kissed?
HA!

64) Who do you most look like in your family?
mama

65) Did you have a dream last night?
probably something about how much my body was hurting before bed

67) If you could have something right now, what would it be?
a universe speeder upper/ pause button / rewinder/ what the ...

69) Where does most of your family live?
Florida bitches


70) Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
no but jaelyn has and she called me being like "yeah someone just got hit by a car and she went flying dude."

71) Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
yeah that's how i got my 2nd tattoo... long story, right paige?

72) Have you ever broken a bone?
yes, Mr. Survey, I haz

73) What happened to the last cell phone you had?
i went swimming with it in my pocket.... !@$#@^#%$@!%

74) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK?
Um yeah, I still can't use the back gates at night.

75) Can you sleep in jeans?
ew no, im not paige.

77) Whens the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
today, but i didnt mean it. just kidding.

79) Want someone back in your life?
i want MANY PEOPLE back in my life physically! did i not tell you 95% of my friends are not in this state?

80) Do you live near your most recent ex boyfriend / girlfriend?
same city?

81) Are you good at giving directions?
oh yeah. turn at that light til you see my house.