1. Getting violated by my roomates:
2. Stealing my roomies' clothes:
3. Cheap PBR... or PBR in general:
4. Slip N Sliding using hipster sweat as lubricant!
5. Alcohol-induced cuddles:
6. Sketchy Greenpoint, BK, where my OBGYN puts posters of himself in a bowtie to entice the ladies to let him... ew... gross.
7.My family....
8. My Chef-Boy-R-Jew!:
9. My friends loving me even when I look like this:
10. Since I am the slowest walker of the group... Not seeing this everyday....
To quote my favorite band, LCD Soundsystem... "New York I love you, but you're bringing me down...."
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fuck you, im your family bitch. i dont seee you flying out here to me...asshole
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