Tell me this doesn't take you back.

Ok sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyy It's been awhile but I'm lazy. . .we all know this. Anyways while I was hiding out in Ryan's ice pop den this weekend, we rediscovered one of our favorite shows. I totally forgot this show even existed. Are you afraid of the Dark? And I have to be honest it still scared the shit out of me. The intro alone makes me want to jump on the first flight back to Florida and hide under my parents bed. hahahaha yea right. . . who am I kidding. . . I'm never going home.



Tell me that wasn't a blast from the past. Woah. To be eight again.

Oh and I have a new found love for delivery. I also discovered its even more fun when you live one the fifth floor and you get to lay in bed knowing that the poor mexican immigrant is questioning his long journey to America to be "free" because he has to carry your chicken sandwich with a side of fries up 5 flights of fucking stairs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love new york almost as much as I love exploiting minorities. Sigh.

Flash Forward!

47 years down the road, meet Ms. Paige Padon-_______ <----insert last name here.



You know it's true.

Chinatown

Chinatown in NYC has just moved to #1 on my fears list. I am staying in a hotel in chinatown because of the unbearable heat. I walked three blocks to the nearest liquor store to buy some champagne and here are a few of the reasons why I am scared shitless.

CREEPY TRINKETS!!! WHO PLAYS WITH THESE? WHY?

Oh really sign? Oh really? Yea becuase I can understand what your trying to tell me. Not one sign in chinatown is readable, NOT ONE! I mean I get it "china" town but seriously they can't give a tiny translation underneath?

In case you can't see what these are. . . THEY ARE FUCKING EYEBALLS!!!!!! And the picture is blurry because I am running because I am realizing I am taking a picture of FUCKING EYEBALLS!!!

I'm not even sure what this shit is. What I do know is that it smelt like a mixture between asshole, rotten eggs, toenail fungus, and a 100 year old twat. Not even exaggerating. I don't think I will ever recover.

For those of you know me and about my fear of a****s, this now solidifies that fear. FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!