Tuesday, July 14, 2009

RIP Dash Snow

Fuck heroin. This guy is another one of the 28 year old talented tragedies whose work will long outlive their short, fucked up lives. He really walked the line of controversy with his lewd polaroid photographs and his dark installations. Dash was talented. It's a fuckin shame.

Check out a video montage of some of his work:


What a waste.

Friday, July 10, 2009

I'VE NEEDED NEW MUSIC SO BAD

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
PHOENIX. ENJOY IT. LOVE IT. LIVE IT. DANCE IT. SING IT. SLAP IT. WHATEVER.
STOKED!!!

Phoenix - 1901 live from wearephoenix on Vimeo.

Internship Round 27

I feel like it was just yesterday that I, as a little intern, was blogging from my desk AlmaDDB's advertising agency office in Miami last summer, preparing to go to New York, and then returning to the agency once I came back (early) from the City. (Well, ok, Brooklyn.) But here I am, a year later blogging at Zubi Advertising, as an intern once again, blogging from another Hispanic agency, but this time, older and wiser (and by wiser I mean prettier).
Myself and eight other advertising peons are forming a campaign (for a product I can't mention) that should be completed in a total of eight weeks. We are halfway through with the internship and we still have not made it past step two. After countless verbal beatings from the higher beings, I have come to realize that 9 20-something year olds simply do not know how to check egos at the door and NOT take things personally. We fight everyday, which ends up slowing our process, but more importantly, entertaining the shit out of me. The fights are amazing. They usually come before lunch or towards the end of the day, because, as toddlers, we get cranky. We don't communicate, we don't listen, we take 3 steps forward then 4 steps back. It's quite funny, really, because I know in the end, somehow we will end up pulling this campaign off, but the path to that destination is a complete zig-zag clusterfuck waste of time. But hey! That's an what you get for putting 9 strong personalities together in a sandbox.

I'll leave you with Ikea's "Tidy Up!" campaign.

Ahhh Advertising.

Audi: "Your move, BMW."
Next day, BMW puts up a billboard, "Checkmate." ooo fancy!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

ONLY TIFFANY AND I CAN TURN DEATH INTO A SOCIAL NETWORK ARGUEMENT

Jose D. Duran i go to sleep and when i wake up michael jackson's dead
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Paige Padon at 10:13pm June 25
its like christmas

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:17pm June 25
too soon?

Paige Padon at 10:19pm June 25
idk lets ask Farrah. . . oh wait. . .

Nicole Cussell at 10:21pm June 25
same thing with me jose, i slept through most of sept. 11th as well. i keep ignoring the people that are ALREADY making jokes. it is in bad taste imo

Jennifer Jones at 10:21pm June 25
Wow Paige! I don't know you, but you're cracking me up.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:23pm June 25
mj is a perv and its about god damn time he died. bad taste as in touching little boys pubes? thought so.

Jose D. Duran at 10:24pm June 25
oh paige... hahahahaha!

Paige Padon at 10:26pm June 25
ok fine . . My Grandpa is friends with Ed McMahon let's call him up and ask him. . . oh wait. . . FUCK! I can't win.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:27pm June 25
lets just ask Bernie Mac..... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait

Paige Padon at 10:28pm June 25
Heath Ledger always has good advice. . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaiiiiiitttttt. I give up.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:29pm June 25
Santa???? FUCK im done

Jennifer Jones at 10:32pm June 25
LMAO!!

Nicole Cussell at 10:41pm June 25
@ tiffany, don't you realize there are almost always at LEAST two sides to every story? i don't know the whole story, and neither do you. don't you know by now what kind of monsters the media can be? people lie, and you never know if someone just saw an opportunity to try and extort someone for money. it definitely wouldn't be the first time. i don't know the real past actions of MJ, but i don't think it's fair to assume what you hear in the media is 100% true.

Nicole Cussell at 10:41pm June 25
@ paige, why don't you pick one of your deceased relatives and add them to your comedy act? maybe you have one that endured a lot of suffering?

Paige Padon at 10:42pm June 25
CALM DOWN.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:42pm June 25
hey nicole, why dont you CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

Paige Padon at 10:43pm June 25
@nicole, we clearly could never hang out.

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:43pm June 25
also, what is "@ tiffany" ... i dont get it.

Korey Williams at 10:47pm June 25
I AGREE WITH NICOLE!!......well said!

Paige Padon at 10:47pm June 25
damn the heat must have melted everyones sense of humor in miami

Tiffany Bermudez at 10:47pm June 25
clearly miami has no sense of humor, good thing we left paige. HEY JOSE GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN BEFORE THESE PEOPLE GET YOU

Jennifer Jones at 11:00pm June 25
When I die, I hope people can laugh.

Paige Padon at 11:01pm June 25
THANK YOU! thats what I'm talking about!! "laughter is the best medicine" HELLO!

Jennifer we can hang.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

I'm a Poser.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
arms

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
as soon as possible

4. Do you plan outfits?
well everything matches black so very little planning is involved

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
anxious

6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
nothing. . .i hate red

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i cant remember my dreams

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no. . mission accomplished

9. What are you craving right now?
a phone call

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
vomit

12. Are you emotional
almost too unemotional

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I have a life

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
who bites ice cream?

15. Do you like your hair?
I likey

16. Do you like yourself?
have you met me? whats not to like?

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yes. . . I love feeling smarter than everyone else

18. What are you listening to right now?
the tv in the other room

19. Are your parents strict?
ehh

20. Do you want to go sky diving?
is the plane on fire?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
definitely. . .with green olives

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
who cares

23. Do you rent movies often?
nope. I surf the channel

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
my ring

25. How many countries have you visited?
a few.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
duh

27. Ever been on a train?
every god damn day

28. Brown or white eggs?
white. . . but I like scrambled eggs which are technically yellow. . .just saying

29. Do you have a cell phone?
ha.

30. Do you use chap stick?a
addicted

31. Do you own a gun?
a gun necklace

32. Can you use chop sticks?
quite well

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
the pink flamingo

34. Are you too forgiving?
never

35. Ever been in love?
yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
well 2 of them are acting really cool in florida. . .the other one is most likely judging everyone in new york city

37. Ever have cream puffs?
yea I guess

38. Last time you cried?
can't remember

39. What was the last question you asked?
what are you saying i can't hear you from upstairs, ughhh?!

40. Favorite time of the year?
spring in the city

41. Do you have any tattoos?
yup

42. Are you sarcastic?
no. never.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
noooo

44. Ever walked into a wall?
like once a day. . . they come out of nowhere

45. Favorite color?
gray

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
its a hobby of mine

47. Is your hair curly?
naturally wavy

48. What was the last CD you bought?
ha

49. Do looks matter?
more than you know

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
hmmmmmm. . . can they forgive someone who punched them in the balls?

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
who knows.

52. Do you like your life right now?
I think its about to get better

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no tv in my room

54. Can you handle the truth?
yes. I prefer lies tho.

55. Do you have good vision?
use to be better
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yup. you know who u r

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I hate the phone

58. The last person you held hands with?
I don't hold hands and tell

59. What are you wearing?
black sweatpants and a black shirt. . . ha

60.What is your favorite animal?
its a tie between a loris and a french bulldog

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
my room

62. Can you hula hoop?
so good

63. Do you have a job?
yess

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
pizza.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
more times than I would like to admit