I got an iPhone. Finally.
Last January, who were you dating?
no one
Last thing to make you smile?
the video paige posted below
Who can you blame for your bad mood today?
definitely in a good mood. i just got an iPhone bitch!
Have you ever wasted too much time on a certain boy or girl?
oh yes
Do you wash your hair in the shower?
i'm smooth as a baby's bottom
Do you care what others think about you?
probably
If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
she wouldn't
How was last night?
great night of sleep
Who are all the people you have text messages from in your phone?
j, paige, whiz, and mommy
If you're being extremely quiet, what does it mean?
i'm stoned
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
of course and there has been good reason i'm sure
How are you feeling right now?
high
Last time you laughed?
a few seconds ago at paige
Have you ever stripped for money?
every night at BT's!
Excited about anything?
my third arm aka iPhone
What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
friday was a very happy time.
What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Paige: Where r u?
Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
i prefer the warmth of nice concrete
What is in your pocket?
it's not a banana.... and yes, i'm excited to see you.
Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it?
sounds like a fuckin lifetime movie to me
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
hopefully thinking about me positively ...
Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
j
How'd your day go?
woke up, starbucks, lincoln road, whitney's house, herbal remedies, the usual... tonight i have 4 tv shows i'm looking forward to so now i'm resting for them. yeah, resting to watch tv
Were you happy when you woke up today?
no because i left my fucking blinds open
Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
she's more of an "it"
Does your phone normally ring in the middle of the night?
yes... do you know my friends?
Is there something you want to tell someone?
i usually speak my mind ... actually, i always do
What were you doing at 3am?
sleeping so hardcore
Is there someone you will never forget?
many i'd like to forget.
Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
every. single. morning. my friends like me
Do you have unlimited texting?
obvs
Are you close with your mother?
have i gone a day without seeing her in 21 years? probably not.
Have you ever held hands with anyone?
i've held much more than hands with many. just kidding.
Looking forward to the next couple months?
i'm looking forward to the bottom of this survey
Have you changed this year?
in age
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?
if theyre broken it's cause i smashed it. so no
How' s your life lately?
S.O.S.
Do you think that you’re a good person?
is this a trick question?
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
not spelled the fucked up way mine is: RAKEL
Do you miss anyone?
why the fuck is this question always on these things... yes, once again, many people.
What are you wearing right now?
a mustache and nipple tassels and a smile
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Home on a Saturday
The Letter A ;
Are you available?
Yes. . . well kind of
What is your age?
24
What annoys you?
do you have an hour? dumb people, asians, people who leave their windshield wipers on after it has stopped raining, chapped lips, people on subways, heaters that don't heat, yellow and maroon together. . . fuck its tooo long
The Letter B ;
Do you live in a big house?
I live in a God Damn shoebox
When is your birthday?
September 13th
Who is your best friend?
I have several . . . alexi, jones, tiff, robin, amanda, kelly
The Letter C ;
What's your favorite candy?
shocktarts although you can really find them anymore
Who's your crush?
excuse me I'm not in high school anymore . . . I know call them fuck buddies and its none of your business
When was the last time you cried?
I've been crying lately when I get drunk. . . fear of sobering up?
The Letter D ;
Do you daydream?
a lot lately
What's your favorite kind of dog?
I'm really into pugs and boxers right now
The letter F:
Do you use fly swatters?
can't say that I do
Have you ever used a foghorn?
mwahahaha those things are so fun
The Letter G ;
Do you chew gum?
Fresh breathe is a must
Are you a giver or a taker?
I give wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than I recieve
Do you like gummy candies?
yessss gummy and sour
The Letter H ;
How are you?
I've been better. . .
What color is your hair?
Blonde
The Letter I ;
What's your favorite ice cream?
Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Chocolate Chunk. and Cookie Dough
Have you ever ice skated?
I am freakishly good at ice skating . . . like olympic status
Do you play an instrument?
the triangle
The Letter J ;
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?
jelly belly. . . is there any other kind?
Do you wear jewelry?
strictly necklaces with guns on them and rings
The Letter K ;
Who do you want to kill?
This list is secret I would hate to give these people a fair warning
Do you want kids?
two and only boys
Where did you go for kindergarten?
Saint Clare
The Letter L
Are you laid back?
I'm all kinds of things
Do you lie?
I love lying. . . i consider it a gift
The Letter M ;
What's your favorite movie?
I hate his question. . . its impossible to have one favorite movie. . .ok fine. . ACE VENTURA
Do you still watch Disney movies?
hell no
Do you like mangos?
no
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?
Pagina, slut, paigey
What is your real name?
Regina Falangy
Whats your favorite number?
13
Do you prefer night over day?
I prefer drunk over sober
The Letter O ;
What's your one wish?
to be happy orrrrrrrrrrrr be able to kill people with my mind
Are you an only child?
No.
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?
failing
What are your pet peeves?
ugly people
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?
"live fast die young"
Are you quick to judge people?
Before you asked this question I already judged you
The Letter R ;
Do you think you're always right?
hahahah rule #1 . . . absolutely. . . but really I am
Are you one to cry?
Usually not
The Letter S ;
Do you prefer sun or rain?
Sun
Do you like snow?
We'll see. . .as long as its not yellow
When was the last time you slept in a tent?
Camp Bisco lol oh god
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?
Nope
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?
beets
Where do you want to go on vacation?
bora bora
The Letter W
What's your worst habit?
lazy
Where do you live?
Brooklyn.
What's your worst fear?
asians
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?
Yes.
Have you seen the x-games?
I have. . . and I want to go
Do you own a xylophone?
Dumbest question ever
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?
ew no
What's one thing you yearn for?
a boyfriend who I can have sex with everyday
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?
Virgo.
Do you believe in the zodiac?
When it matches
Favorite zoo animal?
piggies
Are you available?
Yes. . . well kind of
What is your age?
24
What annoys you?
do you have an hour? dumb people, asians, people who leave their windshield wipers on after it has stopped raining, chapped lips, people on subways, heaters that don't heat, yellow and maroon together. . . fuck its tooo long
The Letter B ;
Do you live in a big house?
I live in a God Damn shoebox
When is your birthday?
September 13th
Who is your best friend?
I have several . . . alexi, jones, tiff, robin, amanda, kelly
The Letter C ;
What's your favorite candy?
shocktarts although you can really find them anymore
Who's your crush?
excuse me I'm not in high school anymore . . . I know call them fuck buddies and its none of your business
When was the last time you cried?
I've been crying lately when I get drunk. . . fear of sobering up?
The Letter D ;
Do you daydream?
a lot lately
What's your favorite kind of dog?
I'm really into pugs and boxers right now
The letter F:
Do you use fly swatters?
can't say that I do
Have you ever used a foghorn?
mwahahaha those things are so fun
The Letter G ;
Do you chew gum?
Fresh breathe is a must
Are you a giver or a taker?
I give wayyyyyyyyyyyy more than I recieve
Do you like gummy candies?
yessss gummy and sour
The Letter H ;
How are you?
I've been better. . .
What color is your hair?
Blonde
The Letter I ;
What's your favorite ice cream?
Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Chocolate Chunk. and Cookie Dough
Have you ever ice skated?
I am freakishly good at ice skating . . . like olympic status
Do you play an instrument?
the triangle
The Letter J ;
What's your favorite jelly bean brand?
jelly belly. . . is there any other kind?
Do you wear jewelry?
strictly necklaces with guns on them and rings
The Letter K ;
Who do you want to kill?
This list is secret I would hate to give these people a fair warning
Do you want kids?
two and only boys
Where did you go for kindergarten?
Saint Clare
The Letter L
Are you laid back?
I'm all kinds of things
Do you lie?
I love lying. . . i consider it a gift
The Letter M ;
What's your favorite movie?
I hate his question. . . its impossible to have one favorite movie. . .ok fine. . ACE VENTURA
Do you still watch Disney movies?
hell no
Do you like mangos?
no
The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?
Pagina, slut, paigey
What is your real name?
Regina Falangy
Whats your favorite number?
13
Do you prefer night over day?
I prefer drunk over sober
The Letter O ;
What's your one wish?
to be happy orrrrrrrrrrrr be able to kill people with my mind
Are you an only child?
No.
The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?
failing
What are your pet peeves?
ugly people
The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote?
"live fast die young"
Are you quick to judge people?
Before you asked this question I already judged you
The Letter R ;
Do you think you're always right?
hahahah rule #1 . . . absolutely. . . but really I am
Are you one to cry?
Usually not
The Letter S ;
Do you prefer sun or rain?
Sun
Do you like snow?
We'll see. . .as long as its not yellow
When was the last time you slept in a tent?
Camp Bisco lol oh god
The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?
Nope
The Letter V
What's the worst veggie?
beets
Where do you want to go on vacation?
bora bora
The Letter W
What's your worst habit?
lazy
Where do you live?
Brooklyn.
What's your worst fear?
asians
The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?
Yes.
Have you seen the x-games?
I have. . . and I want to go
Do you own a xylophone?
Dumbest question ever
The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?
ew no
What's one thing you yearn for?
a boyfriend who I can have sex with everyday
The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?
Virgo.
Do you believe in the zodiac?
When it matches
Favorite zoo animal?
piggies
I Fucking Did It.
Yesterday I had one of the best days ever! Someone special came down to visit me, and we spent the day playing in the park and catching up. Fresh Market lunch, sushi dinner, in bed by 11..... AND THEN....
My alarm ("Can't Get Enough," by Depeche Mode) rang in my ear in what seemed like the middle of the night... Well, it sorta was considering it was 4:45am!!!! Somehow got out of bed, threw on my clothes, and went with my mom to the "Long Run Saturdays," which these days is sounding a lot more fun than any other ______Insert Cheesy Party Name Here_____. On our way, at a little past 5am, with hundreds of drunk drivers swerving and blasting obnoxious music, we hear a police car's siren, signaling us to pull over. What. The. Fuck.... Some douche fag South Miami Police officer pulled us over for not changing lanes with a signal??
Well... not only was I pissed off and tired, but my efforts of waking up when I usually come home after partying were put up in the air, because we all know how long it takes to write a fucking ticket.... retard po-po...
So I'm freaking out because once you actually make the effort to get everything together, sanity excluded, you actually sorta WANT to run. So my mom turned on the tears, and I turned on my attitude, told the officer, "You fucking idiot, do you not see the hundreds of cars screaming by us, full of drunk fucks when we're the ones that are actually on our way to RUN??? You are a piece of shit! Fuck you!"
Yeah.... my mom loved that one.
So when I realized it was going to take a while, and I only had like 10 minutes until the runners were going to start, I decided to book it, BY FOOT to the hospital, where we start the runs, only to find my mom had caught up with me. Moral of the story, I ran 10 miles before 8am, and police can suck it.
My alarm ("Can't Get Enough," by Depeche Mode) rang in my ear in what seemed like the middle of the night... Well, it sorta was considering it was 4:45am!!!! Somehow got out of bed, threw on my clothes, and went with my mom to the "Long Run Saturdays," which these days is sounding a lot more fun than any other ______Insert Cheesy Party Name Here_____. On our way, at a little past 5am, with hundreds of drunk drivers swerving and blasting obnoxious music, we hear a police car's siren, signaling us to pull over. What. The. Fuck.... Some douche fag South Miami Police officer pulled us over for not changing lanes with a signal??
Well... not only was I pissed off and tired, but my efforts of waking up when I usually come home after partying were put up in the air, because we all know how long it takes to write a fucking ticket.... retard po-po...
So I'm freaking out because once you actually make the effort to get everything together, sanity excluded, you actually sorta WANT to run. So my mom turned on the tears, and I turned on my attitude, told the officer, "You fucking idiot, do you not see the hundreds of cars screaming by us, full of drunk fucks when we're the ones that are actually on our way to RUN??? You are a piece of shit! Fuck you!"
Yeah.... my mom loved that one.
So when I realized it was going to take a while, and I only had like 10 minutes until the runners were going to start, I decided to book it, BY FOOT to the hospital, where we start the runs, only to find my mom had caught up with me. Moral of the story, I ran 10 miles before 8am, and police can suck it.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Super Bowl Commercial
Hey everyone! So some of my classmates entered a contest for Doritos for a chance to win a 30 second spot (commercial, for all you non-comm students) during the Super Bowl this year. The more views, the better chance they have to win. And to be honest, I really think they have a shot. If they make the top 5, their commercial will be aired during the Super Bowl, and if they win America's vote, they will get a million fucking dollars. This, money aside, will change these dudes' lives having had a spot run during the Advertising industry's biggest night. Take 30 seconds out of your day to watch this... the guys are cool and their commercial deserves to be recognized. Fucking do it!!!!
www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/969
www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/video/969
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Camping in Key West
Last week, Whitney told me she was planning a camping trip for this weekend. One of the trillions of reasons I love Whitney is that she comes up with DIFFERENT AND FUN things to do, and somehow, we make them all happen! (Monster Truck rally, fashion shows, concerts, and our next venture, Improv classes!) Soooo, I made my plans, packed a bag and got ready for a Saturday-Sunday camping adventure in Bahia Honda, 37 miles from Key West.
Friday night, we watched Kickball at Peacock Park, where I discovered there was something missing in my life. I was stoned and had raisins, so it wasn't hunger. It was Kickball. So, in a few months when the Kickball league starts up again (they have coolers of vodka punch in the dugout, and spend more energy dancing to the blasting music on the field than they actually do playing the sport), I want to make a team!-- Another thing to look forward to for 2009! Ha... oh life's simple pleasures...
On our walk back to the Grove houses, we chatted about the camping details, and forced a few (in)different words out of Monte, and we had our plan ready for action. 9am Saturday, we'd all take off for the Keys! Before I could get too excited for camping, I had to get home and to bed circa 9:30pm for my 5am wake up call to run *gaspp* NINE MILES! Yes, that's right. NINE! Almost there....
Before I knew it (I think...) the Benadryls hit me like a bus, couldn't even make it through my recorded Californication from last Sunday (it must have hit me hard because that is hands down my favorite comedy on tv). And after what felt like a solid blinking of my eyes, my obnoxious alarm, plugged into the wall on the other side of the room, which forces me out of bed, rang... no... SCREAMED at me to get the fuck up. Banana, coffee, cool Polar watch, and I'm out the door at 5:30am.
I parked at the lot at South Miami Hospital, and as I was walking to where our group meets, I see an SUV with a bunch of drunk kids hanging out the window telling me to, "FUCK OFF RUNNERSSSSSS gipuraehiugohen!!!!!" Don't hate me cause you're going to be coming off your drugs while I'm on mile 9, assholes.
Run's over, it's 8am, and I have an hour to shower, pack, reconsider what I packed, and end up settling for some not-so-smart clothing options, but HEY whatever. I'm a city girl! Met up at Jonas's house and we loaded the kayaks on the roof of his car, which is fucking harder than it looks, and took off for The Keys.
Whit, Monte and the Aussie kids all headed for some sorta noon pub crawl drinkathon all the way down at Key West, and Jonas and I took the kayaks out for some fishing. We stopped at some tiki bar, picked up beer, and paddled around by the mangroves to try to catch some fish for dinner. Success! Well... not for me, really, all I did was get the line caught in the mangroves, then tangled, but hey, I tried. I was a damn good beer-delivery service, and I think Jonas would agree.
The fishing took longer than expected, and so by the time we made it to the campsite, the rest of the group had already been playing this Australian drinking game called Wizard. See photos below... But basically the idea is that you duct tape together all the beers you have drank individually and, which starts to form a Wizard's Staff, and if the staff reaches your own height, you are a Wizard. Big fuckin' deal, I know... but YOU try it and see how much fun it ends up being!!!
----Cut to the bbq part. Burgers, sausage, and some dank veggie burgers on the grill, and later the Mangrove Snapper that Jonas and I (kinda...) caught! Amazing feast, my staff was at chin level, and I'm pretty sure MGMT and Calvin Harris made their very first Key West debut! Ha... You can take the girl out of the scene.... you finish that.
And blah blah blah drinking, pictures, beach exploration, bridge adventures, and I was sleeping like a baby by midnight. 8:30am, everyone's awake, popping their pills of choice to quash (I really like that word) their hangovers. We stopped at the Cracked Egg for brunch, and we were headed back north to the land of angry drivers and Starbucks.
It was, even through the hangover, an unbelievable morning. The weather was perfect, cloudless, in the 60's, and I know a few of us wished we could stay another night. But reality calls... and it bites.
Here are some pictures from the trip... Camping is so underrated.
7-Mile Bridge... we stopped for some photos:
Another shot of the bridge... Nice day, huh?
Meet Jonas! He's a great tour guide. I pay him in sexual favors. Just kidding.
I'll take the shrimp. Thanks.
I'm the first mate. Aka Beer delivery service:
I'm lost in the mangroves! Outward Bound part deux:
The only "wide" area of the mangrove jungle!
Jonas fishing in the mangroves:
Paddling into the sunset... but really.
Hey look who I found!!!
And I quickly caught up...
My tape job sucks because I am American.
The obvious sexual innuendo photo:
Being silly girls:
Jonas and I enjoying the *AMAZING* snapper:
Taping another beer:
EmoLexi:
Look at how big it is! thatswhatshesaid
Whizard!
We made the boys pitch our tent in the dark and I don't know why... but they did it!
Yeah... this was our night hahahaha:
-FIN-
Friday night, we watched Kickball at Peacock Park, where I discovered there was something missing in my life. I was stoned and had raisins, so it wasn't hunger. It was Kickball. So, in a few months when the Kickball league starts up again (they have coolers of vodka punch in the dugout, and spend more energy dancing to the blasting music on the field than they actually do playing the sport), I want to make a team!-- Another thing to look forward to for 2009! Ha... oh life's simple pleasures...
On our walk back to the Grove houses, we chatted about the camping details, and forced a few (in)different words out of Monte, and we had our plan ready for action. 9am Saturday, we'd all take off for the Keys! Before I could get too excited for camping, I had to get home and to bed circa 9:30pm for my 5am wake up call to run *gaspp* NINE MILES! Yes, that's right. NINE! Almost there....
Before I knew it (I think...) the Benadryls hit me like a bus, couldn't even make it through my recorded Californication from last Sunday (it must have hit me hard because that is hands down my favorite comedy on tv). And after what felt like a solid blinking of my eyes, my obnoxious alarm, plugged into the wall on the other side of the room, which forces me out of bed, rang... no... SCREAMED at me to get the fuck up. Banana, coffee, cool Polar watch, and I'm out the door at 5:30am.
I parked at the lot at South Miami Hospital, and as I was walking to where our group meets, I see an SUV with a bunch of drunk kids hanging out the window telling me to, "FUCK OFF RUNNERSSSSSS gipuraehiugohen!!!!!" Don't hate me cause you're going to be coming off your drugs while I'm on mile 9, assholes.
Run's over, it's 8am, and I have an hour to shower, pack, reconsider what I packed, and end up settling for some not-so-smart clothing options, but HEY whatever. I'm a city girl! Met up at Jonas's house and we loaded the kayaks on the roof of his car, which is fucking harder than it looks, and took off for The Keys.
Whit, Monte and the Aussie kids all headed for some sorta noon pub crawl drinkathon all the way down at Key West, and Jonas and I took the kayaks out for some fishing. We stopped at some tiki bar, picked up beer, and paddled around by the mangroves to try to catch some fish for dinner. Success! Well... not for me, really, all I did was get the line caught in the mangroves, then tangled, but hey, I tried. I was a damn good beer-delivery service, and I think Jonas would agree.
The fishing took longer than expected, and so by the time we made it to the campsite, the rest of the group had already been playing this Australian drinking game called Wizard. See photos below... But basically the idea is that you duct tape together all the beers you have drank individually and, which starts to form a Wizard's Staff, and if the staff reaches your own height, you are a Wizard. Big fuckin' deal, I know... but YOU try it and see how much fun it ends up being!!!
----Cut to the bbq part. Burgers, sausage, and some dank veggie burgers on the grill, and later the Mangrove Snapper that Jonas and I (kinda...) caught! Amazing feast, my staff was at chin level, and I'm pretty sure MGMT and Calvin Harris made their very first Key West debut! Ha... You can take the girl out of the scene.... you finish that.
And blah blah blah drinking, pictures, beach exploration, bridge adventures, and I was sleeping like a baby by midnight. 8:30am, everyone's awake, popping their pills of choice to quash (I really like that word) their hangovers. We stopped at the Cracked Egg for brunch, and we were headed back north to the land of angry drivers and Starbucks.
It was, even through the hangover, an unbelievable morning. The weather was perfect, cloudless, in the 60's, and I know a few of us wished we could stay another night. But reality calls... and it bites.
Here are some pictures from the trip... Camping is so underrated.
7-Mile Bridge... we stopped for some photos:
Another shot of the bridge... Nice day, huh?
Meet Jonas! He's a great tour guide. I pay him in sexual favors. Just kidding.
I'll take the shrimp. Thanks.
I'm the first mate. Aka Beer delivery service:
I'm lost in the mangroves! Outward Bound part deux:
The only "wide" area of the mangrove jungle!
Jonas fishing in the mangroves:
Paddling into the sunset... but really.
Hey look who I found!!!
And I quickly caught up...
My tape job sucks because I am American.
The obvious sexual innuendo photo:
Being silly girls:
Jonas and I enjoying the *AMAZING* snapper:
Taping another beer:
EmoLexi:
Look at how big it is! thatswhatshesaid
Whizard!
We made the boys pitch our tent in the dark and I don't know why... but they did it!
Yeah... this was our night hahahaha:
-FIN-
Friday, November 14, 2008
Week, Crap, Fun, Top5, Ramble!
What a week. I don't ever think I've been this busy. Just ask any of my friends that are away. I usually make it a point to catch up most of them on a daily basis and I don't think I've video chatted with Pagina in a week. (Epic, really, considering that's all we usually do.)
Interesting week. Productive, I'd say. I got a new bike, a hand-me-down from my mom, who just got the Bentley of road bikes, so she gave me the '06 Porsche 911 Turbo instead. I'm stoked to cruise around the grove on it. Maybe later.
Top 5 things to happen to me this week:
1. I got taken out on an awesome date (Yeah, apparently people still do that?)
2. I got a sweetass new bag of bud! (Hey! It's exciting!)
3. My brother's gf Ashley was in town and taught me how to play some sweet board game (under-rated...)
4. I started my new job at a surf shop in Cocowalk... sweet! Free surf wax! hahaha
5. I saw the movie Role Model! I'd put it on the same level as Knocked Up, Superbad, etc.... Go see it! Especially if you know anything about Kiss.... Makes it so much better.
Let's see-- what else... Jaelyn's single, Whitney's becoming Scuba Steve, Paigey is getting meaner and it turns me on, (creepy?) Christian's streak of bad luck has continued :(, Jake's getting more VIP everyday (soon he won't remember the little people, but it's ok), and Ry still won't talk to me until I pick up my wakeboard from his creator's house.
Interesting week. Productive, I'd say. I got a new bike, a hand-me-down from my mom, who just got the Bentley of road bikes, so she gave me the '06 Porsche 911 Turbo instead. I'm stoked to cruise around the grove on it. Maybe later.
Top 5 things to happen to me this week:
1. I got taken out on an awesome date (Yeah, apparently people still do that?)
2. I got a sweetass new bag of bud! (Hey! It's exciting!)
3. My brother's gf Ashley was in town and taught me how to play some sweet board game (under-rated...)
4. I started my new job at a surf shop in Cocowalk... sweet! Free surf wax! hahaha
5. I saw the movie Role Model! I'd put it on the same level as Knocked Up, Superbad, etc.... Go see it! Especially if you know anything about Kiss.... Makes it so much better.
Let's see-- what else... Jaelyn's single, Whitney's becoming Scuba Steve, Paigey is getting meaner and it turns me on, (creepy?) Christian's streak of bad luck has continued :(, Jake's getting more VIP everyday (soon he won't remember the little people, but it's ok), and Ry still won't talk to me until I pick up my wakeboard from his creator's house.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Anything is better than homework.
Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
cold beer
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yea but that was another lifetime
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
My body hurts
Are you going to be home alone tonight?
yes
Where is the next place you will travel?
A little place I like to call Jupiter
What was the weather like today?
It was sunny and chilly
Do you ever wish you could fly?
I have given up on wishes.
How many animals do you have?
All of my friends are technically animals
Do you tell your best friend everything?
sure do
When was the last time you had butterflies?
I have never had butterflies I am more of a cat and dog kinda of person.
If your single, why?
THAT'S A GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. My mom says its because I'm cold and cynical. . . she could be right
When was the last time you talked to your number one?
Earlier today.
Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Yes. Alcohol can be a bitch
Do you have any plans for today?
Today is over.. . now I just need to continue to avoid homework
What about the next day?
working on the copious amount of projects I have
Do you like being in pictures?
I am a picture whore
What do you currently hear right now?
The tv
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
porn
What made you happy today?
ice cream
What are you thinking about right now?
HOw much shit I have to get done
Where will you be in an hour?
maybe in bed
Could you date someone taller than you?
Its a must.
Do you miss anyone?
I miss a few people
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
rendering
How many people did you hit today?
ha . . . shockingly none. . . should have asked me thursday
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
holidays. . . gifts. . . seeing friends. . .christmas break
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I am actually a really good significant other
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
what's natural hair color
What color are your socks?
white
Last person you said I love you to?
My mom
Who is in your house right now?
no one.. . . well at least I hope not. . . .that would be creepy
How old are your siblings?
25
Is your myspace profile private?
yes
Do you have a brother?
Yes.
Are you multitasking right now?
ha. . . never
Do you do your own laundry?
no some chinese lady does
Do you believe that all girls are the same?
no but unfortunatly girls do share a lot of the same annoying characteristics
If you were to die today would your life be complete?
hell no
Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
No.
Do you trust your best friend?
with my life
How many months until your birthday?
almost all of them
Last person who called you?
My mom
What color is your hair?
Blonde
What is the last movie you watched?
I watched six movies yesterday. . . the best one was the Devil's Rejects
Are you happy?
most of the time
Would you date any of your ex-boyfriends/girlfriends?
no
Have you lost friends in the past years?
Yes.
Do you like your life as of now?
some days
Where did your last hug take place?
saying bye to ryan this morning
How many children do you plan on having?
2 at the most. . . only boys
Is your hair curly?
wavy
Are you able to climb a chain link fence?
can't say I have tried doing that in awhile but I highly doubt it
Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
yes
Do you like someone that doesn't know you like them?
yes
Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
are you calling me fat?
Do you like doing the dishes?
that's like asking if you like getting kicked in the cunt
cold beer
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yea but that was another lifetime
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
My body hurts
Are you going to be home alone tonight?
yes
Where is the next place you will travel?
A little place I like to call Jupiter
What was the weather like today?
It was sunny and chilly
Do you ever wish you could fly?
I have given up on wishes.
How many animals do you have?
All of my friends are technically animals
Do you tell your best friend everything?
sure do
When was the last time you had butterflies?
I have never had butterflies I am more of a cat and dog kinda of person.
If your single, why?
THAT'S A GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. My mom says its because I'm cold and cynical. . . she could be right
When was the last time you talked to your number one?
Earlier today.
Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
Yes. Alcohol can be a bitch
Do you have any plans for today?
Today is over.. . now I just need to continue to avoid homework
What about the next day?
working on the copious amount of projects I have
Do you like being in pictures?
I am a picture whore
What do you currently hear right now?
The tv
Would you rather watch football or baseball?
porn
What made you happy today?
ice cream
What are you thinking about right now?
HOw much shit I have to get done
Where will you be in an hour?
maybe in bed
Could you date someone taller than you?
Its a must.
Do you miss anyone?
I miss a few people
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
rendering
How many people did you hit today?
ha . . . shockingly none. . . should have asked me thursday
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
holidays. . . gifts. . . seeing friends. . .christmas break
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I am actually a really good significant other
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
what's natural hair color
What color are your socks?
white
Last person you said I love you to?
My mom
Who is in your house right now?
no one.. . . well at least I hope not. . . .that would be creepy
How old are your siblings?
25
Is your myspace profile private?
yes
Do you have a brother?
Yes.
Are you multitasking right now?
ha. . . never
Do you do your own laundry?
no some chinese lady does
Do you believe that all girls are the same?
no but unfortunatly girls do share a lot of the same annoying characteristics
If you were to die today would your life be complete?
hell no
Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
No.
Do you trust your best friend?
with my life
How many months until your birthday?
almost all of them
Last person who called you?
My mom
What color is your hair?
Blonde
What is the last movie you watched?
I watched six movies yesterday. . . the best one was the Devil's Rejects
Are you happy?
most of the time
Would you date any of your ex-boyfriends/girlfriends?
no
Have you lost friends in the past years?
Yes.
Do you like your life as of now?
some days
Where did your last hug take place?
saying bye to ryan this morning
How many children do you plan on having?
2 at the most. . . only boys
Is your hair curly?
wavy
Are you able to climb a chain link fence?
can't say I have tried doing that in awhile but I highly doubt it
Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
yes
Do you like someone that doesn't know you like them?
yes
Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
are you calling me fat?
Do you like doing the dishes?
that's like asking if you like getting kicked in the cunt
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Ashley's Here/Running 8 Miles/Frozen Veggies Suck
Last night my brother's girlfriend Ashley came into town. We had a family dinner of Mario the Baker's unbeatable italian food and then shortly after dinner, at about 8:30pm, I popped a Benadryl and was sleeping by 10. I woke up at 5am, had some coffee and a banana (apparently it prevents cramping, and it reallyyyy did) and went to South Miami Hospital, where the Saturday groups meet. We ran for about an hour and a half, 8 miles, to Coconut Grove and back.
I was really freaking out about 8 miles, since I've never run more than 6, but to my PLEASANT surprise, it was actually a breeze. Yeah I said it.
Ran at a good pace, felt great when it was over. Downside? I have frozen broccoli on my left knee, mixed veggies on my left, and green beans around my ankles. Frozen veggies are only good for sore joints. Don't eat that shit.
Happy Weekend, kids. And remember, don't take shrooms and x on the same night! Ahem, Pagina
I was really freaking out about 8 miles, since I've never run more than 6, but to my PLEASANT surprise, it was actually a breeze. Yeah I said it.
Ran at a good pace, felt great when it was over. Downside? I have frozen broccoli on my left knee, mixed veggies on my left, and green beans around my ankles. Frozen veggies are only good for sore joints. Don't eat that shit.
Happy Weekend, kids. And remember, don't take shrooms and x on the same night! Ahem, Pagina
Friday, November 7, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Actual Conversation
Jones: i wonder what its like to poop your pants
Paige: probably horrifying
Paige: and warm
Jones: i wonder if its hot
Paige: oh totally
Jones: like steaming?
Paige: hahahahah im dying
Paige: maybe
Paige: i mean its 98 degrees when it comes out
JOnes: ew
Jones: you think poo is flamable?
Paige: nah
JOnes: that would be so funny
I don't know if I am proud to be apart of this convo or ashamed. . . . PROUD!!
but seriously think about it. . . flamable poop.
Paige: probably horrifying
Paige: and warm
Jones: i wonder if its hot
Paige: oh totally
Jones: like steaming?
Paige: hahahahah im dying
Paige: maybe
Paige: i mean its 98 degrees when it comes out
JOnes: ew
Jones: you think poo is flamable?
Paige: nah
JOnes: that would be so funny
I don't know if I am proud to be apart of this convo or ashamed. . . . PROUD!!
but seriously think about it. . . flamable poop.
Avoiding Homework
Does your last ex have a job?
yea and its about time
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
ichatting/bitching with ryan
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yes
How late did you stay up last night?
1 A.M.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
do I really need to go to class today?
What are you going to do this weekend?
homework, drink, sleep, homework
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
nope
Are you Irish in any way?
yupe in a lot of ways
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not at all . . .
Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
blashempy. . .
Ever kissed someone younger than you?
probably. . .
How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
ummmmmmmm I think like 32 or something
How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
oh god Idk like 20 who remembers this shit?
Are you happy right now?
stressed
What color are your eyes?
green and yellow
Who/what do you hate currently?
I hate school it can die
Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
rarely
When is your birthday?
Sept 13th
Are you multitasking right now?
I would like to think so but i doubt it
Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. . . these hands went to college
Do you believe in karma?
Karma can kiss my ass
Are you afraid of the dark?
no . . . I'm afraid of this survey ending and then having to do homework
Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
oh heavens no
Did you have a dream last night?
I don't remember dreams
What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING. . . break from school
Relationships or one night stands?
relationships although seemingly impossible
How many piercings do you have?
my ears
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
ummmm prob my mom I hat the phone
Ever kissed in the rain?
yes
How's your heart lately?
red. . . bloody. . .important
Are you a jealous person?
I can be
Did you have a good birthday this year?
yes awesome
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
absolutely
Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am indeed. . .wait are you calling me fat?
How did you feel when you woke up today?
pretty pissed off
Kiss on the first date?
and more
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
ryan on halloween being silly at 5 in the morning
Would you ever donate blood?
they wouldn't take my blood
Have you ever driven without a license?
no
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes. . . he is one of the best I have ever had
Do you want someone dead?
yes someone new everyday
Do you wish someone was with you right now?
sure
Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
American Apparrel . . .yea real original I know
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep
Is someone in your mind right now?
how did someone get into my mind. . .wierd
Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yupe
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
ive been told so
What are you listening to?
tv
When is the last time you cried?
when i was drunk ha so dramatic
Who were you with last night?
ryan, parag, some guy from vice magazine
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
prob not. . no one like me
yea and its about time
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
ichatting/bitching with ryan
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yes
How late did you stay up last night?
1 A.M.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
do I really need to go to class today?
What are you going to do this weekend?
homework, drink, sleep, homework
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
nope
Are you Irish in any way?
yupe in a lot of ways
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not at all . . .
Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
blashempy. . .
Ever kissed someone younger than you?
probably. . .
How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
ummmmmmmm I think like 32 or something
How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
oh god Idk like 20 who remembers this shit?
Are you happy right now?
stressed
What color are your eyes?
green and yellow
Who/what do you hate currently?
I hate school it can die
Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
rarely
When is your birthday?
Sept 13th
Are you multitasking right now?
I would like to think so but i doubt it
Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. . . these hands went to college
Do you believe in karma?
Karma can kiss my ass
Are you afraid of the dark?
no . . . I'm afraid of this survey ending and then having to do homework
Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
oh heavens no
Did you have a dream last night?
I don't remember dreams
What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING. . . break from school
Relationships or one night stands?
relationships although seemingly impossible
How many piercings do you have?
my ears
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
ummmm prob my mom I hat the phone
Ever kissed in the rain?
yes
How's your heart lately?
red. . . bloody. . .important
Are you a jealous person?
I can be
Did you have a good birthday this year?
yes awesome
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
absolutely
Are you a heavy sleeper?
I am indeed. . .wait are you calling me fat?
How did you feel when you woke up today?
pretty pissed off
Kiss on the first date?
and more
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
ryan on halloween being silly at 5 in the morning
Would you ever donate blood?
they wouldn't take my blood
Have you ever driven without a license?
no
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes. . . he is one of the best I have ever had
Do you want someone dead?
yes someone new everyday
Do you wish someone was with you right now?
sure
Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
American Apparrel . . .yea real original I know
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep
Is someone in your mind right now?
how did someone get into my mind. . .wierd
Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yupe
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
ive been told so
What are you listening to?
tv
When is the last time you cried?
when i was drunk ha so dramatic
Who were you with last night?
ryan, parag, some guy from vice magazine
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
prob not. . no one like me
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Procrastination is Delightful
Does your last ex have a job?
does he ever
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
sneezing
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yup
How late did you stay up last night?
my whole day was a big haze of smoking a lot of weed and napping so I really don't know.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
i feel so much better than yesterday/ i hope it's raining so i don't have to run
What are you going to do this weekend?
class, celebrate Obama's Presidency, make me some money
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
wow, no
Are you Irish in any way?
only in my drinking habits
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
i like being uncomfortable
Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
no i'm saving myself for marriage
Ever kissed someone younger than you?
Jaelyn
How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
no comment
How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
fuck if I know
Are you happy right now?
stressed
What color are your eyes?
brown
Who/what do you hate currently?
ugh I don't have time to hate
Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
yeah usually these days
When is your birthday?
may 9
Are you multitasking right now?
no just wondering why i'm wasting time on this
Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. anyone that knows me knows i'll run off crying after i get over how cool i look in the uniform
Do you believe in karma?
oh yes. and it's a BITCH. YEAH I'M TALKIN TO YOU!
Are you afraid of the dark?
outside YES
Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
omg no
Did you have a dream last night?
a mix between the movie How High and the elections...
What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING COME HOME RIGHT NOW ALL OF YOU!!! oh and GRADUATING
Relationships or one night stands?
relationships. agh
How many piercings do you have?
whatevs
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
i have 8 missed calls from yesterday that I didn't answer so I guess before that it would be Dakota at 4:30am Halloween night
Ever kissed in the rain?
yup!
How's your heart lately?
beating
Are you a jealous person?
I guess more than I thought
Did you have a good birthday this year?
the BEST!
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes
Are you a heavy sleeper?
yes, definitely not waking up unless you shake me
How did you feel when you woke up today?
normal. it's the best way to wake up. as opposed to yesterday when I wanted to fucking die
Kiss on the first date?
yes please
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Halloween crew
Would you ever donate blood?
yeah
Have you ever driven without a license?
oopsies
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes but they are far away :( wahh
Do you want someone dead?
ha yes actually.
Do you wish someone was with you right now?
YESJEIOWAJTSME;AGMYOJ all the timeeeeeee
Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
the gap. Yeah I said it!
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep
Is someone in your mind right now?
lotsa people , i have a big mind
Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yes and I make them cuddle with me
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
in some aspects yes but compared to others absolutely not
What are you listening to?
Joy Division
When is the last time you cried?
Halloween during the day but I had a greaaaaat friend cheer me up !!
Who were you with last night?
absolutely no one and it was amazing
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
i'd like that.
does he ever
What were you doing before filling out this survey?
sneezing
Has anyone ever broken your heart?
yup
How late did you stay up last night?
my whole day was a big haze of smoking a lot of weed and napping so I really don't know.
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
i feel so much better than yesterday/ i hope it's raining so i don't have to run
What are you going to do this weekend?
class, celebrate Obama's Presidency, make me some money
Do you still talk to the first person you kissed?
wow, no
Are you Irish in any way?
only in my drinking habits
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
i like being uncomfortable
Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
no i'm saving myself for marriage
Ever kissed someone younger than you?
Jaelyn
How old is the oldest person you have kissed?
no comment
How old is the youngest person you have kissed?
fuck if I know
Are you happy right now?
stressed
What color are your eyes?
brown
Who/what do you hate currently?
ugh I don't have time to hate
Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
yeah usually these days
When is your birthday?
may 9
Are you multitasking right now?
no just wondering why i'm wasting time on this
Could you handle being in the military?
hell no. anyone that knows me knows i'll run off crying after i get over how cool i look in the uniform
Do you believe in karma?
oh yes. and it's a BITCH. YEAH I'M TALKIN TO YOU!
Are you afraid of the dark?
outside YES
Ever talked to someone that was drunk?
omg no
Did you have a dream last night?
a mix between the movie How High and the elections...
What are you excited for?
THANKSGIVING COME HOME RIGHT NOW ALL OF YOU!!! oh and GRADUATING
Relationships or one night stands?
relationships. agh
How many piercings do you have?
whatevs
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
i have 8 missed calls from yesterday that I didn't answer so I guess before that it would be Dakota at 4:30am Halloween night
Ever kissed in the rain?
yup!
How's your heart lately?
beating
Are you a jealous person?
I guess more than I thought
Did you have a good birthday this year?
the BEST!
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes
Are you a heavy sleeper?
yes, definitely not waking up unless you shake me
How did you feel when you woke up today?
normal. it's the best way to wake up. as opposed to yesterday when I wanted to fucking die
Kiss on the first date?
yes please
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Halloween crew
Would you ever donate blood?
yeah
Have you ever driven without a license?
oopsies
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes but they are far away :( wahh
Do you want someone dead?
ha yes actually.
Do you wish someone was with you right now?
YESJEIOWAJTSME;AGMYOJ all the timeeeeeee
Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
the gap. Yeah I said it!
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
yep
Is someone in your mind right now?
lotsa people , i have a big mind
Have you ever been in a hotel room with a friend of the opposite sex?
yes and I make them cuddle with me
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
in some aspects yes but compared to others absolutely not
What are you listening to?
Joy Division
When is the last time you cried?
Halloween during the day but I had a greaaaaat friend cheer me up !!
Who were you with last night?
absolutely no one and it was amazing
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
i'd like that.
Post-Halloween
On Friday I woke up hungover and sad. Which is completely out of character for me on Halloween, because it's a day I look forward to, basically as soon as summer is over. But this year, I was bummed. Yeah, I found a great costume, and there were tons of things to do. But with my homies everywhere else, I was feeling pretty shitty most of the day on Friday.
But I got my ass up out of bed after a few talks with some of my babies and I was ready to go. I put my Bat Girl costume on, and as soon as the latex spike sleeves were on, there was no stopping me. Instantly stoked again.
So originally we had this plan to go to South Beach, but after assessing the DUI Checkpoint situation, our lack of cab money, and really not wanting to pay a cover charge, we decided to go to Vagabond, where everything worked out easy, we all got drunk, we we weren't too far from home, and we saw some really great costumes. As much as I wanted to go to the beach, especially because of Obi and Sonia's Chromeo party, when it came down to it, traffic+money+police paranoia+parking+waiting+cover charge.... we ended up making a pretty good decision. (WE being Bat Girl, 2 Don Johnsons, a Mexican drunkie, and a Pin-Up Girl)
And according to everyone all around the country, it was an overall kickass Halloween. I'll have some pictures soon.
But I got my ass up out of bed after a few talks with some of my babies and I was ready to go. I put my Bat Girl costume on, and as soon as the latex spike sleeves were on, there was no stopping me. Instantly stoked again.
So originally we had this plan to go to South Beach, but after assessing the DUI Checkpoint situation, our lack of cab money, and really not wanting to pay a cover charge, we decided to go to Vagabond, where everything worked out easy, we all got drunk, we we weren't too far from home, and we saw some really great costumes. As much as I wanted to go to the beach, especially because of Obi and Sonia's Chromeo party, when it came down to it, traffic+money+police paranoia+parking+waiting+cover charge.... we ended up making a pretty good decision. (WE being Bat Girl, 2 Don Johnsons, a Mexican drunkie, and a Pin-Up Girl)
And according to everyone all around the country, it was an overall kickass Halloween. I'll have some pictures soon.
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