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i wonder if that is something?
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this is gonna be good
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ur retarded
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
ouchie
I have to mention before this story, I have not been out to downtown in months. My life has been mellow, I've been productive, and everything is under control. Then I find out Ryan is coming to Miami for the weekend. OhFUCK.
Well it all started Thursday morning when I picked up Ryan and Parag at the FTL airport. We went immediately to some diner in lauds, ate a dank breakfast, and had our first round of drinks at 10am. We were "killing time," until some meeting (that never happened) so we decided to go to FTL beach for another couple rounds of mimosas. The boys finally admitted the meeting was never happening, so after hotboxing my car on i95, we took a short detour to Guitar Center, where Parag bought headphones, and Ryan and I made gangster beats on some machine. I have no idea how long we were in the store, but we were having so much fun that I almost didn't want to leave.
Then I remembered we were going to the Gansevort. Yeahhhh. Found a lucky parking spot (which I only mention because that's usually impossible anywhere on Collins Ave), and planted my ass on a lounge chair at the rooftop pool deck. Fast forward 4 Amstel Lights later, the boys come down, with company (Sean and Mike, the craziest kids I know), and we took the party upstairs, where a bottle of __________insert whatever we were drinking here________ and some Buds were passed around.
I was so retarded at that point that I made Paige talk me through the drive home, especially through the BK line for cheesy tots (which burn the shit out of your mouth if you're not patient) and some weird sandwich that I don't want to talk about consuming, as it will make me gag.
Crappy part of this awesome day was that Jonas really wanted to go out, and even after a shower and a solid fast food meal, I was in no shape to get out of his bed. So I was a party-pooper, big time. Oops.
Friday. What the hell happened Friday? I went to visit Jonas at work and he took me out on the Shake a Leg boat to see the islands he works on. We drank smoothies and hung out for a bit. It was pretty cool. And thennnn I went on my friend's boat and drank a bunch of vodka. That's all I can really say about that. Only because that's all I can gather together at this point. I somehow made it to Dakota's apartment in downtown. We drank more. I ate cuban french fries. Fast forward to about 11pm and we're at the Vagabond, drinking $1 PBRs, and just as I thought my night couldn't get any more retarded-- enter Ryan. Fuck. So they dj'ed.... I think..... And I ended up going back to the Gansevort with them, seeing 2 shifts of people come through the suite. I get overcome with exhaustion and decide it's time to go to bed so I made Parag let me sleep in his room, until I somehow end up going back out to the party....
Morning: an hour and a half of sleep because I told Jonas I'd watch his beach volleyball tournament in Hollywood. It's 8am and I am completely disoriented, and I almost killed Ryan in his sleep. I blame all this on him. I get my shit together, and realize 1 of my flipflops is stuck under the fold-out couchbedshit and I decide to ditch the shoes, and take a BAREFOOT walk of shame down into the swanky-ass lobby, down Collins Ave, to my car, where I have TWO parking tickets. WTF. So I may or may not have pulled myself over to vomit on the way to hollywood beach. May.
I got to the beach, felt pretty decent for a few hours, ate some pizza, then felt once again, like I was hit by a mack truck, so I sat in 90 minutes of traffic back to Miami. I ignored a total of 9 phone calls, and only texted a few people back because my motor skills were that of a wobbly toddler. The rest of the day was spent in bed. Sunday, too. There you have it.
Thanks for a great weekend, Ryan!
f u die
Well it all started Thursday morning when I picked up Ryan and Parag at the FTL airport. We went immediately to some diner in lauds, ate a dank breakfast, and had our first round of drinks at 10am. We were "killing time," until some meeting (that never happened) so we decided to go to FTL beach for another couple rounds of mimosas. The boys finally admitted the meeting was never happening, so after hotboxing my car on i95, we took a short detour to Guitar Center, where Parag bought headphones, and Ryan and I made gangster beats on some machine. I have no idea how long we were in the store, but we were having so much fun that I almost didn't want to leave.
Then I remembered we were going to the Gansevort. Yeahhhh. Found a lucky parking spot (which I only mention because that's usually impossible anywhere on Collins Ave), and planted my ass on a lounge chair at the rooftop pool deck. Fast forward 4 Amstel Lights later, the boys come down, with company (Sean and Mike, the craziest kids I know), and we took the party upstairs, where a bottle of __________insert whatever we were drinking here________ and some Buds were passed around.
I was so retarded at that point that I made Paige talk me through the drive home, especially through the BK line for cheesy tots (which burn the shit out of your mouth if you're not patient) and some weird sandwich that I don't want to talk about consuming, as it will make me gag.
Crappy part of this awesome day was that Jonas really wanted to go out, and even after a shower and a solid fast food meal, I was in no shape to get out of his bed. So I was a party-pooper, big time. Oops.
Friday. What the hell happened Friday? I went to visit Jonas at work and he took me out on the Shake a Leg boat to see the islands he works on. We drank smoothies and hung out for a bit. It was pretty cool. And thennnn I went on my friend's boat and drank a bunch of vodka. That's all I can really say about that. Only because that's all I can gather together at this point. I somehow made it to Dakota's apartment in downtown. We drank more. I ate cuban french fries. Fast forward to about 11pm and we're at the Vagabond, drinking $1 PBRs, and just as I thought my night couldn't get any more retarded-- enter Ryan. Fuck. So they dj'ed.... I think..... And I ended up going back to the Gansevort with them, seeing 2 shifts of people come through the suite. I get overcome with exhaustion and decide it's time to go to bed so I made Parag let me sleep in his room, until I somehow end up going back out to the party....
Morning: an hour and a half of sleep because I told Jonas I'd watch his beach volleyball tournament in Hollywood. It's 8am and I am completely disoriented, and I almost killed Ryan in his sleep. I blame all this on him. I get my shit together, and realize 1 of my flipflops is stuck under the fold-out couchbedshit and I decide to ditch the shoes, and take a BAREFOOT walk of shame down into the swanky-ass lobby, down Collins Ave, to my car, where I have TWO parking tickets. WTF. So I may or may not have pulled myself over to vomit on the way to hollywood beach. May.
I got to the beach, felt pretty decent for a few hours, ate some pizza, then felt once again, like I was hit by a mack truck, so I sat in 90 minutes of traffic back to Miami. I ignored a total of 9 phone calls, and only texted a few people back because my motor skills were that of a wobbly toddler. The rest of the day was spent in bed. Sunday, too. There you have it.
Thanks for a great weekend, Ryan!
f u die
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
I Smell Trouble...
Or maybe it's just whiskey. Ryan's coming to Miami on Thursday for a dj set with the brown shadow this weekend. I'm REALLY excited because, unlike last time, I can actually PLAY!!! YAYYY!!! :-D
in other news..... i just went to plug in my power chord, my whole bag dumped out, i banged my knee against the table and knocked over my water bottle.... oH IS IT ONE OF THOSE DAYS, LIFE???!!? I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS TO ME, TODAY!!
in other news..... i just went to plug in my power chord, my whole bag dumped out, i banged my knee against the table and knocked over my water bottle.... oH IS IT ONE OF THOSE DAYS, LIFE???!!? I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS TO ME, TODAY!!
Monday, March 2, 2009
stupid
Who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
Jonas
If you saw the last person you kissed kissing someone else, what would you do?
Hit her in the face
Besides this, what are you doing right now?
listening to my professor talk about useless bullshit.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Jaelyn THANK GOD.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
of course not
If your ex called you right now, would you answer?
Yeah I guess? He's married....
What is something that you're looking forward to?
Colorado in 10 days
Do you wish you were with someone somewhere else right now?
Definitely. Outside would even be acceptable at this point. It's so nice today
Are you wearing socks?
Yah
Is it cute when a boy/girl call you baby?
Absolutely
Do you need to say anything to someone?
Yeah lotsa things to lotsa people actually.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
I don't feel like evaluating the males in my life right now
Name 10 guys you talked to today?
daddy, professor... it's only 11am
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
ugh yes. mom by accident.. oops.
Are you happy with where you are in life?
yeah yeah
Last item you bought?
a slurpee Saturday afternoon.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Definitely. I can't push that hard, though.
Were you dating anyone this past summer?
Maybe
Do you think relationships are hard?
only if you make them that way.
Do you like hugs?
no..... ?
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
cry after I threw myself down the stairs maybe.
Are you okay with your ex being friends with your good friends?
no
Do you like competition?
yeah sure do.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
of course.
Are you texting someone? Who?
no, kinda wondering what happened to Jaelyn
Do you say hello daily?
what? this is getting stupid
Do you have an accent?
uhhhhh yeah jamaican
Are you good at giving directions?
absolutely not. cue paige and i in FTL
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
shut up that makes no sense
Do you like where you live?
NO.
Have you ever kissed on a boat?
yeah
Have you ever met a gay person?
hahahahhaha what?
Last movie seen in theatres?
The Wrestler... sad.
Who was the last baby you held?
Yesterday Eli! I didn't want to put him down even though he was getting heavy
Did you kiss someone at midnight on New Years?
stfu
Are you saving up money for anything in particular?
Always
Do you e-mail?
Yes
Is your best friend(s) the funniest person/people you know?
YES all of them
Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
no ew
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
sushi
Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah actually
Are you stubborn?
sometimes
Do you tell your mom everything?
yep. that works.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
yeah yeah
Have you ever had the cops called on you?
ha NO shockingly
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Whit
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
nope
Jonas
If you saw the last person you kissed kissing someone else, what would you do?
Hit her in the face
Besides this, what are you doing right now?
listening to my professor talk about useless bullshit.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Jaelyn THANK GOD.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
of course not
If your ex called you right now, would you answer?
Yeah I guess? He's married....
What is something that you're looking forward to?
Colorado in 10 days
Do you wish you were with someone somewhere else right now?
Definitely. Outside would even be acceptable at this point. It's so nice today
Are you wearing socks?
Yah
Is it cute when a boy/girl call you baby?
Absolutely
Do you need to say anything to someone?
Yeah lotsa things to lotsa people actually.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
I don't feel like evaluating the males in my life right now
Name 10 guys you talked to today?
daddy, professor... it's only 11am
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
ugh yes. mom by accident.. oops.
Are you happy with where you are in life?
yeah yeah
Last item you bought?
a slurpee Saturday afternoon.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Definitely. I can't push that hard, though.
Were you dating anyone this past summer?
Maybe
Do you think relationships are hard?
only if you make them that way.
Do you like hugs?
no..... ?
Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
cry after I threw myself down the stairs maybe.
Are you okay with your ex being friends with your good friends?
no
Do you like competition?
yeah sure do.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
of course.
Are you texting someone? Who?
no, kinda wondering what happened to Jaelyn
Do you say hello daily?
what? this is getting stupid
Do you have an accent?
uhhhhh yeah jamaican
Are you good at giving directions?
absolutely not. cue paige and i in FTL
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
shut up that makes no sense
Do you like where you live?
NO.
Have you ever kissed on a boat?
yeah
Have you ever met a gay person?
hahahahhaha what?
Last movie seen in theatres?
The Wrestler... sad.
Who was the last baby you held?
Yesterday Eli! I didn't want to put him down even though he was getting heavy
Did you kiss someone at midnight on New Years?
stfu
Are you saving up money for anything in particular?
Always
Do you e-mail?
Yes
Is your best friend(s) the funniest person/people you know?
YES all of them
Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
no ew
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
sushi
Do you believe in love at first sight?
yeah actually
Are you stubborn?
sometimes
Do you tell your mom everything?
yep. that works.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
yeah yeah
Have you ever had the cops called on you?
ha NO shockingly
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Whit
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
nope
*On the Bright Side* :-D
Yesterday I went with my creators and brother to Stuart, FL to visit my dad's family and celebrate my cousin's almost-marriage to her fiance. In attendance were my 3 little cousins, 8,5,9months, my 98 year old great-grandfather, and 6 bottles of champagne. Good times. I was reminded of how much fun sidewalk chalk can be, and how jealous I am that little Ben drives a John Deer Tractor power-wheels.
AND THEN--- I got back to my phone and saw a bunch of text messages from JAELYN saying she doesn't care what I say, I need to OK some dates, she's flying me to Colorado. I thought about my response for a good 10 seconds, then realized that she was completely serious and really wanted to do it, so March 12-18th I will be with my best friend in Telluride!!!!!!!!
So I woke up this morning STOKED. I dreamt vivid dreams about Colorado, got some good rest, and was ready for my week. Then as SOON as I go downstairs, the chaos begins, and my morning is ruined. Sparing details, let's just say if I ever said I need to move out, multiply that by 1,000 and that's where I'm at now. I CAN'T WAIT TO GRADUATE, make enough money to move out, and REALLY live my life. MY OWNNNNNN LIFE.
Needless to say, I'm stoked as hell to escape for a week in Colorado, and the best part is, I'm only 10 days away from the trip! Deep breath, Lex, hang in there. Sorry, sometimes I talk to myself when I get frustrated. Don't care.
AND THEN--- I got back to my phone and saw a bunch of text messages from JAELYN saying she doesn't care what I say, I need to OK some dates, she's flying me to Colorado. I thought about my response for a good 10 seconds, then realized that she was completely serious and really wanted to do it, so March 12-18th I will be with my best friend in Telluride!!!!!!!!
So I woke up this morning STOKED. I dreamt vivid dreams about Colorado, got some good rest, and was ready for my week. Then as SOON as I go downstairs, the chaos begins, and my morning is ruined. Sparing details, let's just say if I ever said I need to move out, multiply that by 1,000 and that's where I'm at now. I CAN'T WAIT TO GRADUATE, make enough money to move out, and REALLY live my life. MY OWNNNNNN LIFE.
Needless to say, I'm stoked as hell to escape for a week in Colorado, and the best part is, I'm only 10 days away from the trip! Deep breath, Lex, hang in there. Sorry, sometimes I talk to myself when I get frustrated. Don't care.
Alexi /= Media Planner
Fuck math. FUCK MATH! I've managed to get through college (almost) taking just ONE math course my freshman year. It's not that I'm bad at math, but I just really hate it. I've never liked it since I started learning fractions and decimals. Yeah, it didn't take long.
My advertising and spanish majors have managed to force me into classes that really center around writing. Except for this one class. Media Planning. I took this course, CAD388, my junior year, and got an acceptable C-. Whatever, it works for me. But apparently not for the School of Communication, which only counts a course if your grade is a C or better. Oops.
So here I am, 2nd semester senior year, re-taking this STUPID class that makes me want to pull my hair out. Reach, frequency, ratings, distribution, CPM, CRP, CPRP, Ad Cost, f%, f+%??!?!?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just got my first exam back... I got a 70%. C-. FUCK!!!!! If this class holds me back from graduating in 2 months.... !@$#^#$*%^(>V?C
My advertising and spanish majors have managed to force me into classes that really center around writing. Except for this one class. Media Planning. I took this course, CAD388, my junior year, and got an acceptable C-. Whatever, it works for me. But apparently not for the School of Communication, which only counts a course if your grade is a C or better. Oops.
So here I am, 2nd semester senior year, re-taking this STUPID class that makes me want to pull my hair out. Reach, frequency, ratings, distribution, CPM, CRP, CPRP, Ad Cost, f%, f+%??!?!?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just got my first exam back... I got a 70%. C-. FUCK!!!!! If this class holds me back from graduating in 2 months.... !@$#^#$*%^(>V?C
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