Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Guess What?

I'm running a half-marathon (13.1 miles) January 25th. No, I'm not kidding. :)

Signing up tomorrow.

Wow... Douche Fag of the Day

Monday, September 29, 2008

A Few Things...

1. Wow @ those old pictures... I knew Dustin was hiding them somewhere. That night was fucking epic. We barely escaped a police bust at the world's quietest afterparty by hopping into an escape car... A BMW convertible that our friend just happened to be driving. Oh yeah, that's after I hid in the pantry next to the kitty litter. But I digress.
2. Paige is coming to Miami on Thursday, and every time I think about it, I pee myself a little bit.
3. I'm going running today for the first time in a *LONG* time. 4 miles used to be a breeze for me, let's see how it goes... If I make it out alive, I'll be sure to let the loyal BFB readers how it goes :)
4. These next 2 weeks are going to actually be AMAZING.
5. Halloween? Considering most of my friends are going to be out of town for my FAVORITE holiday of the year, I'm thinkin I need to do some serious planning instead of procrastinating as I normally do. Last year was retardedly amazing. Jane Fonda + Slutty Baseball player Paige = 3 nights of halloween amazingness. Ideas, anyone?
6. Dustin Edward Photography!!! You guys need to check out the awesome work of this cutie pie! It's the first link on the links on the righthand side. His photos are the ones that Paige posted below! Check out the site and while you're at it, check out Jason Tyler's myspace page for some jams, also on the list of links!

Zat is all.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Woah. . . blast from the past

I'm sure Alexi would agree with me when I say this night was definitely one of the most sketchy fun nights ever. What started out as a normal wednesday night of open barness ended up in a police involved get away. Gotta love Miami.

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Making my parents proud 24/7
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and a night wouldn't be complete without my boobs getting in on the action
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man we had some good times. . .probably more than we can even remember

Thanks , Guys.

Honestly... you guys call yourselves my friends? How can you let me walk around with my bangs lookin like I just got a swirly? I need Paige back in my life to fix me when I look like a wreck, which includes bronzing my cheeks while I'm peeing and telling me to put my shirt back on. Oh wait! She's here in 4 days!!! wahooo!!!

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Hot. Mess. No... just mess.

I'd like to publicly announce ...

How proud I am of you, Paige Padon, for rolling your own joint.

You deserve a ribbon!

Things I have learned about myslef tonight

1. I am indeed always right (alexi should know this by now)

2. Getting a cheeseburger to go and a liter of diet coke is in fact my favorite dinner

3. New York can be fucking lonely.

4. Video chatting with alexi does make me feel a little better.

5. I love cookie dough ice cream.

6. I loath when they have parties downstairs and my entire apartment vibrates.

7. Texting boys I should not be texting can be a hobby and fullfilling. (Tiffany taught me how)

8. I can apparently roll a joint. Go me. . . which is probably the real reason I am writing this.

9. There are some changes I need to make in my life.

10. I am soooooooo excited to go to Florida on Monday and see everyone. . . whooooohooooo

11. Love is harder to find than I thought

12. My blueberry pajamas are still my favorite.

13. ikea is the bomb

14. I love tights with boots

15. BOYS SUCK AND GIRLS RULE.

Good night sleep tight

P.S. I just recently found out where that saying comes from . . . ask me and I'll tell you. hahahahaha. . . wow. . .. weed

Saturday, September 27, 2008

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aghhh! some bitches really suck!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday Birthday Picnic

x the birthday boy!
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thumbs up for the picnic!
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omg thats totally the chick from bingo!!
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hahahah girl on girl on girl on girl twister!!!!!!
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hipster birthday hats...'Photobucket

picnic: checkers, twister, paddle ball, waterballoons, frisbee, friend chicken, gin and juice, music, blankets, birthday joint= great saturday

Happy Birthday X!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Public Service Announcement for the city of Miami

I only thougt it would be fair to warn all of you that I a.k.a. Paige a.k.a Pagina a.k.a. Open Bar President a.k.a. blonde slut. . . will be returning to Miami for a few nights of drunkeness. I will be in town Thursday, Oct 2nd and Friday, Oct 3rd. So stock up on vodka, diet coke, condoms, tissues, confetti, and debauchery skills. I can't wait to see all of you!!! Well not ALL of you but whatever I'll deal.

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SEE YOU SOON CUNTS!

things that remind me of you

I constantly think of my friends that aren't here with me all the time. Don't worry guys, Whiz is taking great care of me. But sometimes I see, smell, or hear things that remind me of you crazy kids... and here they are. 5 things that remind me of my closest ones...
J:
The smell of the beach.
When I dance like I don't care who's watching.
Cold weather. Realllly cold weather.
Spank Rock and Mickey Avalon.
German Shepards.

Paigey:
Diet Coke
Pickles, Olives and Bloody Marys
Turbonegro, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alicia Keys... sorry.
Stars.
the 195

Whiz:
Our shows... Weeds, The Office, and Golden Girls
David Bowie
Spicy Food
Yoga
Vintage collectables

Ry:
The Misfits
Wakeboarding
Parliament Lights
Skulls and Weapons :)
The Standard and The Raleigh ... and Castle Beach Club

Jake:
the teenagers
black. period.
cool cameras.
joy division.
jack black.

Tiff:
Awesome weaves.
Obi's house.
Purdy.
My bed aka your couch
Bagels and Katy Perry. - Random I know.

Unintentional Murder

I may or may not have killed my pet spider Harry from my windowsill... I wasn't thinking and swatted at him.... RIP Harry... Unless you bit me then rot in hell!

tonight.

Watching "The Office," with Whiz and Monte, having some awesome ham and cheese sammys... then Christian and I rocked out with some hippie lettuce and amazing jams! I had such a great night. Needed it so bad.

Christian trying to be patient with Autocat (some crazy architecture program that no one else will ever be able to figure out)
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Sometimes we get silly:
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I haven't laughed like this in a long time:
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My love, Cristiano!
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BluBlockers were making everything so much prettier :)
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He gets me.... Te quiero demasiado guey!
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Tonight was just perfect. All I needed and I only left the house once to skateboard to the gas station!!! :)

Song of the night: "creep" by radiohead. just to throw it back.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Poop

1.


What is a question that people always ask you?
Are you always this crazy? or What drugs are you on? or How big are your boobs?

2.


What is the 6th text in your inbox say?
I love it its good for you

3.


If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go first?
thrift store

4.


What's the last thing you said to someone?
Ok Kelly I'll see you in a few days

5.


Name something you have to do tomorrow?
schooooolllllll

6.


Where is your cell phone?
next to me on the bed

7.


Do you own an iPod?
iPhone

8.


Which friend of yours has the most unusual name?
OBI

9.


What cd is currently in your cd player?
what's a CD player? What is this 1998?


10.


Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
ewwww milk is gross and unatural

11.


Has anyone told you a secret this week?
yea but its probably not a secret anymore

12.


When was the last time you had Starbucks?
MOnday

13.


Can you whistle?
yupe

14.


Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes I am dying for another tattoo

15.


Do you get along better with boys or girls?
boyssssss

16.


Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
I'm all over the place

17.


What are you listening to?
the television

18.


Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Kelly

19.


Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Mr. Jake Bernstein

20.


What did you do yesterday?
I went to school all day they went out and got wasted and made a fool of myself


21.


What's bothering you right now?
life in general . . .. so many things


22.


Next vacation you're going on?
I'm going home to florida . .. thank god

23.


Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
this afternoon

25.


Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no. . . people know better

26.


What gets in the way of your sleep​ing?​
drinking

27.


What is something you recently realized?
I can't always get what I want and I can't change people

28.


Have you had your heart broken?
yes.

29.


Is there something you wish you could tell someone?
ughhhhhhhhhhhh. . . I need to say so many things

30.


Have you ever been accused of something you didn't even do?
yes. . . stealing

31.


Do you know anyone who's married?
my brother

32.


What's your favorite number?
13


33.


Who was the last person to make you feel pain?
woah.. . .i'm not giong there right now

34.


Where are you going to be at 8:00 tomorrow night?
no fucking idea

35.


When was the last time you cried?
last night. . a lot

36.


What are some things you miss about your past?
home cooked meals, bigger room, my car, being sober ha!

37.


Are you jealous of anyone?
nope

38.


Is anyone jealous of you?
um I'm sure everyone is duh

39.


Who were you in the car with last?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I palm reading cab driver


40.


What are you looking forward to?
going home and see friends and family

Have you ever made out on your bed?
yupe today actually

Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
kind of but in a wonderfully horrible way

Do you have a best friend?
yes I have several

When was the last time you gave a back massage?
Monday

Is it worth crying over a guy/girl?
sometimes you have no choice it just comes out

What's your most hated food?
i like everything but I don't really care for poop

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
jones

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
open so tiffany can watch me sleep

Do you like to cuddle?
yes. . . i forgot how much I did but I've recently been reminded

When was the last time you had your heart broken?
ha like a few hourse ago

Who's car were you in last other than yours?
mr. cab driver who changed my life

Who was the last conversation you had on the phone with?
kelly

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
nooo. . .I'm afraid these questions are going to get dumber

How is life going for you right now?
ehhhhhhhhh I'm making some necessary changes

Is there any meaning behind your profile song?
yea that love sucks

Do you believe what comes around goes around?
I hope not otherwise I'm screwed

Do you trust people easily?
not really. . . people are shady

Do you give out second chances easily?
nope

What color are your eyes?
green and yellow

Do you smile a lot?
I can't stop

What was the highlight of your week?
meeting someone new


How do you feel about change
so fucking neccessary BRING IT ON

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
yea i get teary

Do you have any enemies?
definitely

What is the longest you have gone without checking your Myspace?
like an hour

Miss someone?
so much

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
I think I left some people

Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
all the time

Are you happy?
what is happy?

Has anyone ever sang to you?
yes. . . well we sing together

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
no !

Who did you last see in person?
Charles :)

Who are you talking to right now?
myself

Do you like Chinese food?
yep

Did anyone see your last kiss?
no I closed my curtains

Where is the next place you will travel to?
miami

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
sleeping

When was the last time you had a sleepover?
monday night

What is something you currently want right now?
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Do you want to get married & have children?
yesss

What was the last thing you bought?
sushi

Are you typically a jealous person?
nope

Do you like your life as of now?
sure

How many kids do you want?
2 boys

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
i prefer chocolate

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
I fucking hope so

Look behind you what do you see?
my wall with grafitti on it

Do you have good eye sight?
yes

Last 3 people you texted?
alexi, kelly, charles

Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
I hope so

Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes. cool.
Have you ever made out on your bed?
no way

Do you know anyon​e who has messe​d up your life?​
tried perhaps.

Do you have a best frien​d?​
for sure

When was the last time you gave a back massa​ge?​
few weeks ago, ohhh yeahh

Is it worth​ cryin​g over a guy/​girl?​
sometimes it just happens, i think its called being a girl.

What'​s your most hated​ food?​
red meat. gross

Who was the last perso​n you took a pictu​re with?​
whiz fa shiz!

Do you sleep​ with the door open or close​d?​
um closed

Do you like to cuddl​e?​
get the fuck off me. DUH YES and i sometimes force it upon whoever has the pleasure of sharing a bed with me.

When was the last time you had your heart​ broke​n?​
oh stop that, survey, you're diggin too deep here.

Who'​s car were you in last other​ than yours​?​
Whit when we went to get veggies from monte's!

Who was the last conve​rsati​on you had on the phone​ with?​
my buddy pat

Are you afrai​d of rolle​r coast​ers?​
the more puke-face dizzy, the better!

How is life going​ for you right​ now?
fantastic, thanks. you?

Is there​ any meani​ng behin​d your profi​le song?​
yeah jeff buckley is the man!

Do you belie​ve what comes​ aroun​d goes aroun​d?​
yeah it's how I try to live my life... some people that have treated me shitty seem to get what they deserve, and vice versa. case and point, summer 2008. ha! fuck you!

Do you trust​ peopl​e easil​y?​
ha! i dont know really... sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Do you give out secon​d chanc​es easil​y?​
yikes! i know i've been given some, so maybe i should

What color​ are your eyes?​
poop

Do you smile​ a lot?
i cant stay serious, and always lose no-smiling contests.

What was the highl​ight of your week?​
probably monday night catchin up with shaderson and obi at their new apartment. that was fun, right McShaderson?

One thing​ you'​re looki​ng forwa​rd to?
Tomorrow being over... class from 8am til 6, ugh! then the office is on so yeahh!

How do you feel about​ chang​e
i think i need it.

Have you ever cried​ from being​ so mad?
July 4th, 2008, I threw a beer bottle on the street that almost sliced jake after my laptop was stolen in brooklyn, and I'm pretty sure those were angry tears

Do you have any enemi​es?​
nahhhh

What is the longe​st you have gone witho​ut check​ing your Myspa​ce?​
hahahahhaha oops

Miss someo​ne?​
so many people

Has anyon​e ever told you you have prett​y eyes?​
yesh

Who was the last perso​n who left your life and hurt you?
skip! too emo

Have you ever made anyon​e laugh​ when they were cryin​g?​
yes!

Are you happy​?​
not really, on the phone with paige and she is not happy!

Has anyon​e ever sang to you?
hahahah yeah paigey sings to me all the time

Do you hate the last girl you were talki​ng to?
im talkin to paige! shhh

Who did you last see in perso​n?​
whiz and christian as usual! :)

Who are you talki​ng to right​ now?
agh ! i told you, paige!

Do you like Chine​se food?​
yea!

Did anyon​e see your last kiss?​
nope!

Where​ is the next place​ you will trave​l to?
hopefully CO or NY

What were you doing​ at 8:00 this morni​ng?​
zzzz's!

When was the last time you had a sleep​over?​
i sleep in whitneys bed!

What is somet​hing you curre​ntly want right​ now?
to hug my friends!!!

Do you want to get marri​ed & have child​ren?​
yes of couuuuurse

What was the last thing​ you bough​t?​
stuff for my brother

Are you typic​ally a jealo​us perso​n?​
eh sometimes. . . depends

Do you like your life as of now?
hahaa JUDGED!

How many kids do you want?​
many babies

Someo​ne leave​s a note and flowe​rs on your car, cute or tacky​?​
cute!!!! wow. cute

Will you be in a relat​ionsh​ip in 4 month​s?​
we shall see! im always in a relationship with jaelyn though

Look behin​d you what do you see?
a window. creepy

Do you have good eye sight​?​
yes i does and perfuct gramer

Last 3 peopl​e you texte​d?​
j, whiz, mama

Do you think​ your mom has secre​ts she'​s never​ told you?
bad question. thanks!

Have you ever seen a dead body?​
i see dead people! mwahahahhahahahhah

Public Speaking

I have my third speech tomorrow for my public speaking class. My first one was about introducing a classmate, second was Obama's Economic plan, and my third is a "Special Occasioin," speech, meaning a toast, a fake acceptance speech, or for some interesting occasion. I haven't written it yet.

My first idea, inspired by watching Across the Universe last night, was to write a speech as if I was at a celebratory party for The Beatles getting signed to their first record label, as if I was a manager, or a close friend of one of the Liverpool boys. Then I thought... hm... I could be Yoko Ono on a press conference in the 70's? Nah. Both of these, to be done with just the right amount of facts and wit, would take way too much effort for a class that I usually don't spend too much time on.

So, with those ideas shot down, I think it's more appropriate for me to write an acceptance speech for being voted Biggest Procrastinator of All Time. Maybe make it entertaining, funny, but short and sweet. The only problem is, once I get started on examples of what makes me the biggest procrastinator of all time, the list would be too long, and I'd probably end up putting it off.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Found!

I found Harry. That sneaky fuck.

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MISSING PET ALERT!

My pet spider, Harry, from my windowsill is missing!!!!! Here's a picture of his home....
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If anyone has seen him, contact me ASAP!!!!!!



Ha.

Oh, whatever!

yeah so I added the Ratatat song "Lex," to my myspace.... half because its a dope song, and half because its my name. Oh come on, you KNOW if you had a song with your name as the title you'd do the same. :)

Monday, September 22, 2008

Quote of the Day

Lex: "Sometimes I wish I was a pig in shit."
McShaderson: "Yeah, cause then shit wouldn't be so bad..."

Ha!

Just a day in the life trying to keep my head up in Miami!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Mac Nerd

A. this commercial SUCKS! *edit* cant find it on youtube but it's the new one that is trying to battle the mac campaign... whatever.
B. I made a great new video using all these cool shit that I've never touched on my AMAZING macbook.
SOOOO
C. I'm going to upload it and post it.
D. I'm getting offline and watching 60 minutes now.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

2 Legged Dog...

This dog is amazing! It hops around like a rabbit! And then walks like a human! Whaaaaaaaaaaat? So cool. Check it out.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Jeff Buckley





Wonder what he'd be up to if he didn't decide to swim in a river in boots.

Music at Crazy Hours

Well, I'm going to name a few songs that I'm a sucker for, and feel free to judge me... cause really... Don't. Care.

Postal Service- Such Great Heights


Hercules and Love Affair- Blind
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Joy Division- Love Will Tear Us Apart
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VHS or Beta- Can't Believe A Single Word
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David Bowie- Pressure
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Smashing Pumpkins- Tonight Tonight


Interpol- Heinrich Maneuver
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The Bravery- Believe
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Arctic Monkeys- Dancing Shoes


Alkaline Trio- Radio
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The Pixies- Into the White
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Oh yeah-- Did I mention I don't care what you think of my crappy 5am taste in music? Cause I don't! :) Hey at least I didn't put any Saves the Day on this list? :)

Sweat Break-in and Other f.u.s.

What the fuck... who would break into a record store that has done nothing but supplied the music-conscious city of Miami with obscure music and organic coffee? This wasn't a Spec's or a Best Buy, this was a shop that has so much heart. Sweat Records, to me, is a place that when I venture over there, I find myself lost in music that I'd never find in a typical cd shop. I find toys, art, and meet people that appreciate things that most people don't. It's heart breaking to know that people scoped this shop out, and decided it'd make a good target to steal from and vandalize. My best wishes are with Lolo, Jason, and the rest of the Sweat family.

Ugh.

So tonight was cool. I went to Monte's house with Whit where they prepared a spicy Stir Fry dinner we watched some Monday Night Football. I hope someday when I have my own place I can learn how to cook like Whiz. Always a thoughtful preparation of crazy ingredients that somehow end up being awesome! French fries cooked with melted cheese, bacon and jalapenos? Just another night with my favorite couple ever!

Anyway, I made a venture out to the White Room tonight, completely randomly, and had a great time. Started out sitting by myself at the bar listening to some great indie rock selections, then ran into the usual suspects and spent a bit too much money and got a little drunker than I expected. Who am I kidding... I know the way these random nights always end up playing out! Rafael spun the best set through the time I was there, banging out the electro dance music that made the underaged hipsters twirl around and spend money on over-priced booze. Props to Andrews and crew for a sweet dance party on a Monday night. Only in Miami can you pack a (small, but who cares?) venue on a Monday night, dancing, drinking, and rocking out. Sweet.

Then I attended a private acoustic concert which made my night! Great thoughtful songs, and awesome company.

Now I'm back at home, wondering how the time passed so quickly, and trying to figure out how I had the audacity to do something like this on a Monday. Eh, whatever. Ya only live once.

Last night, by the way, I watched the Labyrinth and the Goonies, by request of Whiz and they were both amazing! Watched the Labyrinth first, and it only escalated my love for Jim Hensen, David Bowie, and goblins. The Goonies was like nothing I've ever watched before... I'd describe it as a bunch of smart-mouthed kids risking their lives to find One-Eyed Willy's hidden treasure, while somehow making me wish I lived in the 80's for more than just 3 years. Great movies, I highly suggest them to anyone that's at least half as cool as I am. Think about it.

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Ha!
Leaving with something Whiz told me I should watch... pretty fucking hysterical:

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

ughhhhhhhh

I loveeeeeee these 2!!!!!!!!!

LA Riots!

After quite a long night of skateboarding with Christian at retarded hours, there is absolutely nothing (not even still feeling a little crappy) that can make me miss LA Riots @ The Vagabond tonight. There's no cover before 11 and $1 PBRs---- Um.... I smell shitardedness in the future... It's too bad that no matter how awful shape I am in tomorrow morning, I have to drive up with my family to Orlando for my cousins engagement party. It's going to be a lot of fun, I just hope I can take the car ride up there hahahah.... that should be interesting.

Miami, don't miss this!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

New Hair

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sooooo I BLEACHED MY HAIR!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

FIGO + Tommie Sunshine

FIGO is my best friend's band from NY that is made up of some very talented guys that throw down a very unique industrial electro sound mixed with some angry rock n roll to create a dark sound that somehow still makes you want to dance to it, scream along with the words, and blast it in your car when you just caught your girlfriend cheating on you.
And so, Tommie Sunshine seemed to agree with my opinion that these guys have created some some seriously hot tracks, so he decided to remix "Plaza," which turned out KILLER! Here is the music video that was made by a fan to the remixed song. It's funny how perfectly the video goes with the song, and actually captures what I always have imagined to be going through the FIGO guys' minds during a show! Ha! Check it out.


FIGO - Plaza - Tommie Sunshine Mix Official Video from Nicholas Gallucci on Vimeo.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

A few movies

So at the request of Pagina, I saw Charlie Bartlett and Requiem for a Dream in the past 2 days and I have some definite comments about the films!


Charlie Bartlett, in my opinion, is a mix between a male-oriented Juno and a present day Ferris Bueller. And yes I know how some people are very protective of Bueller... but this is honestly a must-see. Anton Yelchin does a phenomenal job at playing the high school loveable drug dealer that, as Paige described it, "you either love him or want to be him." Watch it! It's amazing.




Requiem for a Dream-
I know I'm late on this one, but better late than never! This is a great movie. I love the way it's filmed and of course Jared Leto is amazing. I actually think the mother does an amazing job in the movie, too, as a cracked out diet pill addict whose number one ambition is to be on television. It's so well-done... intense, scary, funny, crazy... I definitely see now why a lot of people call this their favorite movie, though my heart still belongs to Edward Scissorhands.

Monday, September 8, 2008

My Birthday. . . Crap I'm old!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . My birthday is next week September 13th.. .BOOO. I am turing 24, fucking shoot me. All I want for my birthday is to remain 23, and alcohol. Anyways since I have to magical powers I guess I will just give in to the horrible power of time and just get completely shitanked. . .and well you should join me. Friday the 12th we are going out on a concert boat thingy called Rocks off the Boat where my BFF Ryan will be djing. Then on Saturday we are having a picnic in central park including champange and sandwiches and judging (refer to roller rave video below.)

Come hangggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Yikes... Don't HATE!

I apologize in advance..... but I have to....



And I will flail under these lights,
that seep down from the bitter sky tonight
and I will kick and beat my wrists together
and feel an ocean breathing waves, feel them licking at my face.

Ceilings don't exist and there are no floors beneath me.
If I were king of this night, would you become my queen?

And I hope, your majesty that you like your position.
I'll do everything I can to keep you by my side
and I'll stare off through the darkness to find us a kingdom.
Just kiss me before I go.

I'll have to walk a thousand miles
just to find the ground deserving of your feet.
You could throw me down and walk on me
and I'd just look on through my love and through the haze.

And I hope, your majesty that you like your position.
I'll do everything I can to keep you by my side
and I'll stare off through the darkness to find us a kingdom.
Just kiss me before I go.

The nightingales are singing now.
They're calling out our marriage to our subjects on their knees.
Their jewelery is thrown into the air.
They sigh at their release as their shackles hit the ground.
The trumpets call out now, we're home at last.

And I hope, your majesty that you like your position.
I'll do everything I can to keep you by my side
and I'll stare off through the darkness to find us a kingdom.
Just kiss me before I go.

Random!

listening to all the bangers from when I was about 14-17.... you don't even want to know... but if you must know:
Alkaline Trio
Third Eye Blind
Saves the Day
RHCP
Nirvana
Incubus

Wow... I'm going to catch some flack for this one.

Times like these

It's 1:30am and I'm doing what I do best on a Sunday night. Drinking wine, catching up with friends, and THINKING. Sometimes I wonder if people ever stop and think as much as I do. Whether my thoughts are happy, sad, silly, angry, or just ambiguous, I am thankful for the gift I have of being a thinker. Outside the box, inside the box, whatever, that's all in the eye of the beholder, reader.... Surrounding myself with people that can appreciate my pensive nature. Those are the ones that can appreciate and understand my (at times random) thoughts. And if you can't, try to block everything out except for your own emotions for a few minutes, and if you're not inspired to write, draw, talk, or anything along those lines, in my opinion, you need to get out there more, and experience the things that CAN inspire you.

interesting...

ARE THEY KIDDING???

I'm gonna post the video cause Paige is technologically inept... but I'll let her explain when she can make time for this amazing blog.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Paige is Morrissey!

Amazing. Just purely amazing. I think I want to start blogging girls gnar hair comparing them to drug-addict rockstars
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HA!

Whiz

He's a disco-dancin', Oscar wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, you know what I'm sayin'?

AMAZING.

Ike, you suck!!!

Well after a weekend of binge drinking and grove outings, I woke up this morning to check the path of Hurricane Ike, thinking that Miami was going to get smacked sometime around Tuesday. That being said, this was the weather.com image that came up, and let me explain why I'm actually pissed off that it didn't come closer.
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Ok, so when we were little kids growing up in Miami, without thinking about the damage these storms can actually do, every kid always wanted a hurricane to hit because, like the northerners that pray for snow days, we would get "hurricane days," in which school would be cancelled, we could sleep as late as we wanted, and play monopoly with flashlights and battery powered everything. Now, I'm not a little kid anymore so I do know how potentially awful a storm can be, BUT my mom and I already had tickets booked to go to New York on Monday to "evacuate!"

Did I mention it's both Jake AND Paigeys birthdays this week? So call me selfish or immature, but dude... Ike sucks! It's not even close to hitting us, so my mom refunded the plane tickets, meaning instead of arriving at JFK early afternoon tomorrow, I'm still going to be in this stupid place getting wasted at the grove and meeting douche bags. At least I have my 32nd street champs to keep me thoroughly entertained, because after a TEASE like this, I would be pretty upset.

So anyways, this weekend was one big blur, so without going into too much detail, I'll just write about last night. Monte had a bbq turned crazy pool party kegger last night for the Canes-Gators game, in which (as expected) the Gators whooped some major Cane butt. So even if they would have won, either way, there was a perfect excuse for 50+ drunk college kids/recent college grads to get even drunker and actually convince themselves that flip cup and pool volleyball really are competitive sports. I guess this was my first REAL college party? Like, one that revolves around "the game," everyone was actually wearing orange and green. I played my first game ever of flip cup, did a 2 second keg stand, and got in on some beer pong (my personal fave).

Funny sidenote-- When I would tell people that "yes I am a senior," and "no, really, I've never played flip cup," they just could NOT understand how that was possible, so I just responded with, "well while most girls were making out with frat boys and playing these games like Kings and doing kegstands, I was 18 years old and promoting for a club downtown, making more than you pay in rent." They didn't like that answer. I wasn't trying to sound like that was better than the alternative, but I immediately became a confusion in the drunk minds of these kids. So I decided to play pool volleyball, partake in all these other "house party," traditions (in my usual vocabulary, a house party refers to a euro-trash yuppie party at some swanky venue on south beach, but apparently it just means having massive amounts of people over) and to be honest with you, I had a fucking blast! It's funny because I feel so out of my element, but it's cool! You don't have to pay $8 for a beer, put up with parking and cover fees, and waiting for a drink, etc. See? Doesn't this sound ridiculous?

Basically, I've realized it now! I guess I'm just doing everything backwards? hmm.. interesting. Random Girl strikes again!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Before Alexi Kills me. . .

1) Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name:
Pussy

2) Did you ever get kid's meals from McDonald's just for the toys?
Why else would you order a freakishly small cheeseburger and not nearly enough fries????

3) Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
how in the bloody hell did you find me? AND DO I WILL NOT MARRY YOU

4) Have you ever caught anything on fire?
yes. . . and I apologized to that poor squirrel. . .


5) Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not unless you plan on cloning me anytime soon

6) How long is your hair when it's wet?
is this a sexual question?

7) How many rooms are in your house?
3. . .but in florida these rooms would be considered closets

8) How many times have you been to the ER?
twice. . .but I'm not counting the times I go to laugh at other people's misfortunes

9) Is your profile private why or why not?
yes. When I'm ready to meet a nice guy I will take it off private.


10) Do you drink soda?
diet coke . . .its my water

11) Have you ever been on an airplane?
no. . . I ride my unicorn around

12) Marriage in your future?
is a date in my future?

13) Is McDonalds disgusting?
no but the way it makes peoples asses looks is


14) Do you like your life?
yes

15) Are you ticklish?
oh survey you are so naughty

16) Do you have trust issues?
Why whose asking? What's going on? You are making me uncomfortable.

17) In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
way under the influence

18) How has this past week been for you?
exhausting

19) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
if its a good thing

20) Who are you disappointed in right now?
not disappionted. . .more frutsrated

21) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yupe

22) Do tattoos and piercings excite you?
heck ya

23) Is there a reason for your myspace song?
I like to make out

24) I'll bet you're missing someone right now:
my soulymcmatey. . .come backkkkkkkkk

25) If you got married to the last person you kissed would you be happy?
hahahahahaha. . . its very possible

26) When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
I usually kick friends out of my life. . .so keep walking

27) Do you do your own laundry?
no in NYC they have this thing were you can just drop off your laundry to an asian lady. . . amazing

28) Do you believe that all girls are the same?
hell no. . .all stupid girls are the same

29) Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
why would I talk to someone I hate?

30) Who was your last text message from?
ms. random

31) How many months until your birthday?
2 WEEKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

32) What are you listening to?
my fan

33) Are you happy?
I'm tired

34) How good is Coca-Cola?
take away the -cola

35) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
all signs point to yes

36) Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes to make fun of you?
I don't make mistakes. . .rule #1

37) What side of a heart do you draw first?
right

38) What are you doing tonight?
relaxing and video chatting

39) In detail... how was your last kiss?
drunk. . . dark. . .couch. . .half asleep


40) Was your last kiss a mistake?
nope refer to question #36

41) Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
everyday

42) Are you good at giving directions?
super good

43) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
jelly. . .

44) Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Oh god no. . .i woudln't do that to the unsuspecting public

45) Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
yes.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Brooklyn

I miss you :(

FUCK.

Labor Day Gay Survey- Thanks Whiz!

1) Pick a word that begins with the first letter of your first name:
Asshole

2) Did you ever get kid's meals from McDonald's just for the toys?
OF COURSE!

3) Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
yo! how's your fiancee?

4) Have you ever caught anything on fire?
pyromania is a disease...


5) Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
interesting questions. im gonna get back to you about that one.

6) How long is your hair when it's wet?
reallllly long

7) How many rooms are in your house?
4

8) How many times have you been to the ER?
i dunno, 5?

9) Is your profile private why or why not?
yeah its private fuck pervs!


10) Do you drink soda?
yes

11) Have you ever been on an airplane?
no. HANDI TARD!

12) Marriage in your future?
future... how ambiguous

13) Is McDonalds disgusting?
yes and disgustingly AWESOME sometimes too.


14) Do you like your life?
lovin it

15) Are you ticklish?
y e s

16) Do you have trust issues?
ehh.... Yeah I guess sometimes, don't we all?

17) In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence?
YES

18) How has this past week been for you?
So much fun!

19) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
YES!!!

20) Who are you disappointed in right now?
no one!

21) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I might have

22) Do tattoos and piercings excite you?
YEAUH!

23) Is there a reason for your myspace song?
is there a reason for a dumb question?

24) I'll bet you're missing someone right now:
My buddies

25) If you got married to the last person you kissed would you be happy?
hahahaha that'd be interesting!

26) When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
Get outta heaaah!

27) Do you do your own laundry?
Apparently I am baby. no.

28) Do you believe that all girls are the same?
nooooo! We're all nuts though.

29) Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
YES I DESPISE WHITNEY WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE OF ME!!

30) Who was your last text message from?
Carl, oops

31) How many months until your birthday?
9! Shat!

32) What are you listening to?
NRWO

33) Are you happy?
Sure!

34) How good is Coca-Cola?
Amazing!!!!!

35) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
quite possibly

36) Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes to make fun of you?
nah

37) What side of a heart do you draw first?
right

38) What are you doing tonight?
Organizing a billion pics I just printed: Photobucket

39) In detail... how was your last kiss?
jeez, talk about gettin personal! ok, well, um, awesome!


40) Was your last kiss a mistake?
hahaha no way

41) Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
Sho 'nuff

42) Are you good at giving directions?
umm.... no, actually, better at taking you there.

43) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
celery

44) Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
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45) Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
I don't think so... ?

Weekend's Over- BOOOO!

So this weekend was pretty awesome. After some movie nights and fun stuff like that, Whiz and I were ready to party. We went on Saturday night to a house party in the grove, where we played some fucking awesome rounds of pool beer pong on a floating table that the very talented (and very cute) Sam made! The house is huge, the pool is fun, and as soon as we got an ipod going, the party went from quiet and sober to rowdy and drunk... At least for Whiz, Sam and I! I wish I would have had some pics to show off, because
a. Whiz and I won almost every game we played
b. we were definitely THE party of the party
c. the table was at boob-level so it didn't take much to distract the opponents considering there was a waterfall running down two scantily clad chicks' chests.
d. We drank an insane amount of Yeungling + Chlorinated water
--- Which brings me to my next point of waking up with the worst fucking stomach ache ever because of all the pool water I drank. Picture this.... ball in pool, floating beer pong table, drunken splashing.... consumed. YUCK! No wonder, right?

After drinking a half of a bottle of Pepto Bismal, I was ready to celebrate the long weekend with my buddies at Bed on the beach. Yeah I know what you're thinking, but it was actually a lot of fun. Monte just got back in town, so the usual suspects piled into his car, we drank a bit at One Miami, then took a cab to the beach, which I'm really happy about.

Oh, did I mention we were already pretty obliterated by the time we got to Bed, and there was an open bar? Oh, and a bottle. Sorta like old times, I guess. Drunky-monkeys continued to drink and dance and sweat (obvs) and after the beach, Christian and I went on some brilliant adventures with the rest of the grove kids that included intoxicated skateboarding, sand bar (?), and getting kicked out of flannigans? What? I still don't really get that, but whatever.

Poor Matt just wanted his sandwich. :)

I'll skip a few hours that are probably better off staying in my fuzzy memory bank I call a brain, and here I am, still in bed, on my 2nd movie, drinking high volumes of fluids, talking to some buddies, and sorta useless. But that's ok. Tomorrow starts real life (as real as being a student can be) and lots of responsibility. Like for example, TWELVE HOURS OF BEING ON CAMPUS. Aghhh! Terrifying, I know.

Anyway, here are some pictures that I FINALLY got developed from when Jake was in Miami, and he, Christian and I went on a few adventures around the grove! Enjoy:
Photo by Jake... I'll call it... "I'm fucking exhausted... I love you but do we have to go out AGAIN?"
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This is the pathway to my house... Not sure who took this though... If it's cool, probably Jake.
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RIP little one:
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Christian and his baby boy, Kilo
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Jake smoking a joint with strawberry flavored rolling paper:
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Baked. As. Hell.
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The walk into the grove:
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I don't know, really...
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Baby Ki and my sweet kicks!
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Johnny Rockets tastes sooo good after a delicious joint:
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Christian is my FAVORITEEEEEEEE!!!! I love you my mexican pizza
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oh and ps. JAKE IN MIAMI ROUND 2 COMING IN OCTOBER!!!!!!