Have you ever made out on your bed?
no way
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
tried perhaps.
Do you have a best friend?
for sure
When was the last time you gave a back massage?
few weeks ago, ohhh yeahh
Is it worth crying over a guy/girl?
sometimes it just happens, i think its called being a girl.
What's your most hated food?
red meat. gross
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
whiz fa shiz!
Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
um closed
Do you like to cuddle?
get the fuck off me. DUH YES and i sometimes force it upon whoever has the pleasure of sharing a bed with me.
When was the last time you had your heart broken?
oh stop that, survey, you're diggin too deep here.
Who's car were you in last other than yours?
Whit when we went to get veggies from monte's!
Who was the last conversation you had on the phone with?
my buddy pat
Are you afraid of roller coasters?
the more puke-face dizzy, the better!
How is life going for you right now?
fantastic, thanks. you?
Is there any meaning behind your profile song?
yeah jeff buckley is the man!
Do you believe what comes around goes around?
yeah it's how I try to live my life... some people that have treated me shitty seem to get what they deserve, and vice versa. case and point, summer 2008. ha! fuck you!
Do you trust people easily?
ha! i dont know really... sometimes yes, sometimes no.
Do you give out second chances easily?
yikes! i know i've been given some, so maybe i should
What color are your eyes?
poop
Do you smile a lot?
i cant stay serious, and always lose no-smiling contests.
What was the highlight of your week?
probably monday night catchin up with shaderson and obi at their new apartment. that was fun, right McShaderson?
One thing you're looking forward to?
Tomorrow being over... class from 8am til 6, ugh! then the office is on so yeahh!
How do you feel about change
i think i need it.
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
July 4th, 2008, I threw a beer bottle on the street that almost sliced jake after my laptop was stolen in brooklyn, and I'm pretty sure those were angry tears
Do you have any enemies?
nahhhh
What is the longest you have gone without checking your Myspace?
hahahahhaha oops
Miss someone?
so many people
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yesh
Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?
skip! too emo
Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
yes!
Are you happy?
not really, on the phone with paige and she is not happy!
Has anyone ever sang to you?
hahahah yeah paigey sings to me all the time
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
im talkin to paige! shhh
Who did you last see in person?
whiz and christian as usual! :)
Who are you talking to right now?
agh ! i told you, paige!
Do you like Chinese food?
yea!
Did anyone see your last kiss?
nope!
Where is the next place you will travel to?
hopefully CO or NY
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
zzzz's!
When was the last time you had a sleepover?
i sleep in whitneys bed!
What is something you currently want right now?
to hug my friends!!!
Do you want to get married & have children?
yes of couuuuurse
What was the last thing you bought?
stuff for my brother
Are you typically a jealous person?
eh sometimes. . . depends
Do you like your life as of now?
hahaa JUDGED!
How many kids do you want?
many babies
Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
cute!!!! wow. cute
Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
we shall see! im always in a relationship with jaelyn though
Look behind you what do you see?
a window. creepy
Do you have good eye sight?
yes i does and perfuct gramer
Last 3 people you texted?
j, whiz, mama
Do you think your mom has secrets she's never told you?
bad question. thanks!
Have you ever seen a dead body?
i see dead people! mwahahahhahahahhah
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
Public Speaking
I have my third speech tomorrow for my public speaking class. My first one was about introducing a classmate, second was Obama's Economic plan, and my third is a "Special Occasioin," speech, meaning a toast, a fake acceptance speech, or for some interesting occasion. I haven't written it yet.
My first idea, inspired by watching Across the Universe last night, was to write a speech as if I was at a celebratory party for The Beatles getting signed to their first record label, as if I was a manager, or a close friend of one of the Liverpool boys. Then I thought... hm... I could be Yoko Ono on a press conference in the 70's? Nah. Both of these, to be done with just the right amount of facts and wit, would take way too much effort for a class that I usually don't spend too much time on.
So, with those ideas shot down, I think it's more appropriate for me to write an acceptance speech for being voted Biggest Procrastinator of All Time. Maybe make it entertaining, funny, but short and sweet. The only problem is, once I get started on examples of what makes me the biggest procrastinator of all time, the list would be too long, and I'd probably end up putting it off.
My first idea, inspired by watching Across the Universe last night, was to write a speech as if I was at a celebratory party for The Beatles getting signed to their first record label, as if I was a manager, or a close friend of one of the Liverpool boys. Then I thought... hm... I could be Yoko Ono on a press conference in the 70's? Nah. Both of these, to be done with just the right amount of facts and wit, would take way too much effort for a class that I usually don't spend too much time on.
So, with those ideas shot down, I think it's more appropriate for me to write an acceptance speech for being voted Biggest Procrastinator of All Time. Maybe make it entertaining, funny, but short and sweet. The only problem is, once I get started on examples of what makes me the biggest procrastinator of all time, the list would be too long, and I'd probably end up putting it off.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Your number two tells you they're pregnant, you say:
Ryan, wtf?
Do you want someone?
YES
Your parents tell you they're moving to Mexico
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! peace out!
Whats your best feature?
my charm.
If you could change your eye color would you?
i dont know?
Ever kissed your number 1 on Myspace?
um obviously. who doesnt kiss their best friend when she's hot and blonde ? ;)
What is the biggest secret you know about your 2nd top friend?
Ryan has a vagina? Oops, sorry bro
Do you like anyone?
Yes.
Last person you told a secret to?
Him.
Are you mad at anyone?
Nope.
Status of you and the person you last kissed?
Workin on it!
What are you listening to at the moment?
Some annoying beeping!!!! And Jeff Buckley.
Ever made someone cry?
Yes. Sorry, J!
Slept in someone else's bed?
Never. wtf do I look like, Tiffany?
Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
What don't you get about I'm. Working. On. It.
How was your day?
its only 11:24am... but it's been alright! Veronica brought me Starbucks!
When was the last time you cried?
I NEVER CRY MWAHAHAHHAHAH
Do you hate anyone?
Most people. Just kidding.
Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
TB with Paige but only if we feel like going "over the bridge"
Last phone call received?
Him.
What are you wearing on your feet?
keds
What was the last movie you watched in the theater?
Juno. Seriously.
Did you hurt yourself today?
Yeah!!!! Poked myself in the eye with my mascara... But really.
What are you doing this weekend?
Ideally, wakeboarding, Standard pool, and rolling around in peanut butter, honey and magic shell with him.
Who did you last get into a big argument with?
Jaelyn... Sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyy I love you!! :)
Are you typically a jealous person?
Not usually... but it happens.
Is the last person you kissed physically attractive?
YES. yes yes yes YES. get me?
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
No. Absolutely not. Thanks to the cold plunge at the Standard with Whiz.
Is it easy to annoy you?
Not really. Look at my friends. ;)
Do you like hot wings?
Vegetarian wings? I prefer cheesy balls and veggie burgers.
Are there certain things that can't be joked about, if anything?
Yes. I thrive on inappropriate comments and situations. Awkwardness is entertaining.
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
oopsies
If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would it be?
ughhhhhh
Last time you had a sleepover?
New York. No, really.
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
yes
When will your next kiss be?
so soon
Do you have a best friend to lean on?
yes i does. not many. but they are EXTREMELY important to me :)
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing day.
Where is the next place you will travel?
up coast a bit.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
hahah!
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
pressing snooze.
Do you have any gay friends?
DUH. especially if the closet counts...
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
YES.
Where is your default picture taken?
Biscayne dog-walking/skateboard sesh with my grove buddies!
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
long
What is your favorite color?
black, white, neons.
What was the last thing you bought?
Strongbow with icecubes!
What was the weather like today?
i would not know. im not outside
Would you pass a drug test?
absolutely. not.
Last vacation destination you went to?
new yawk citayyy !! no wait.. naples beach.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
*sighhhh*
Do you like sushi?
very much
When was the last time you spoke to one of your exes?
don't do this to me, survey!
Are you over the age of 25?
neg
Who is the last person to text you?
Veronica!
What was the best movie you have seen in the past two weeks?
Something at whit's im sure
How do you think your latest ex feels about you?
idk
How is your hair?
dark brown. long. straight. not dreadlocked for once.
Do you like your first name?
Alexandra Rakel, of course, how could I not?
Last time you ate grilled cheese?
yikes! dunno!
Name something great that happened today?
waking up, remembering the evening and smiling.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
agnrepsgnresjposirm[oeksmg[oemf fuck boys!
Do you like your life as of now?
YES.
How many kids do you want?
666
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with A?
Alabama. i dont know why i just wrote that.
Ryan, wtf?
Do you want someone?
YES
Your parents tell you they're moving to Mexico
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! peace out!
Whats your best feature?
my charm.
If you could change your eye color would you?
i dont know?
Ever kissed your number 1 on Myspace?
um obviously. who doesnt kiss their best friend when she's hot and blonde ? ;)
What is the biggest secret you know about your 2nd top friend?
Ryan has a vagina? Oops, sorry bro
Do you like anyone?
Yes.
Last person you told a secret to?
Him.
Are you mad at anyone?
Nope.
Status of you and the person you last kissed?
Workin on it!
What are you listening to at the moment?
Some annoying beeping!!!! And Jeff Buckley.
Ever made someone cry?
Yes. Sorry, J!
Slept in someone else's bed?
Never. wtf do I look like, Tiffany?
Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
What don't you get about I'm. Working. On. It.
How was your day?
its only 11:24am... but it's been alright! Veronica brought me Starbucks!
When was the last time you cried?
I NEVER CRY MWAHAHAHHAHAH
Do you hate anyone?
Most people. Just kidding.
Do you enjoy Taco Bell or Del Taco?
TB with Paige but only if we feel like going "over the bridge"
Last phone call received?
Him.
What are you wearing on your feet?
keds
What was the last movie you watched in the theater?
Juno. Seriously.
Did you hurt yourself today?
Yeah!!!! Poked myself in the eye with my mascara... But really.
What are you doing this weekend?
Ideally, wakeboarding, Standard pool, and rolling around in peanut butter, honey and magic shell with him.
Who did you last get into a big argument with?
Jaelyn... Sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyy I love you!! :)
Are you typically a jealous person?
Not usually... but it happens.
Is the last person you kissed physically attractive?
YES. yes yes yes YES. get me?
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
No. Absolutely not. Thanks to the cold plunge at the Standard with Whiz.
Is it easy to annoy you?
Not really. Look at my friends. ;)
Do you like hot wings?
Vegetarian wings? I prefer cheesy balls and veggie burgers.
Are there certain things that can't be joked about, if anything?
Yes. I thrive on inappropriate comments and situations. Awkwardness is entertaining.
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
oopsies
If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would it be?
ughhhhhh
Last time you had a sleepover?
New York. No, really.
Think a lot before you fall asleep?
yes
When will your next kiss be?
so soon
Do you have a best friend to lean on?
yes i does. not many. but they are EXTREMELY important to me :)
Did you have a good day yesterday?
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing day.
Where is the next place you will travel?
up coast a bit.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
hahah!
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
pressing snooze.
Do you have any gay friends?
DUH. especially if the closet counts...
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
YES.
Where is your default picture taken?
Biscayne dog-walking/skateboard sesh with my grove buddies!
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
long
What is your favorite color?
black, white, neons.
What was the last thing you bought?
Strongbow with icecubes!
What was the weather like today?
i would not know. im not outside
Would you pass a drug test?
absolutely. not.
Last vacation destination you went to?
new yawk citayyy !! no wait.. naples beach.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex that you talked to?
*sighhhh*
Do you like sushi?
very much
When was the last time you spoke to one of your exes?
don't do this to me, survey!
Are you over the age of 25?
neg
Who is the last person to text you?
Veronica!
What was the best movie you have seen in the past two weeks?
Something at whit's im sure
How do you think your latest ex feels about you?
idk
How is your hair?
dark brown. long. straight. not dreadlocked for once.
Do you like your first name?
Alexandra Rakel, of course, how could I not?
Last time you ate grilled cheese?
yikes! dunno!
Name something great that happened today?
waking up, remembering the evening and smiling.
How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
agnrepsgnresjposirm[oeksmg[oemf fuck boys!
Do you like your life as of now?
YES.
How many kids do you want?
666
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with A?
Alabama. i dont know why i just wrote that.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Thanks Whiz.
01: What's a fact about the last person who text messaged you?
She's a pain in the ass.
02: Its 4 in the morning, and your phone rings.....and what do you do?
depends who's calling....
03: What is your favorite thing to eat?
whitney's guac!
04: Where was your default picture taken?
The standard pool!
05: Do you watch The Hills?
eh
06: What do you currently hear right now?
typing and lotsa misc office noises
07: What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
being a bum on her day off
09: Who would be the first person to know if you got arrested?
definitely not my parents.
10: What was the last thing you ate?
a twizzler
11: Can you sleep in jeans?
nudity.
(#12 and 13?)
14: Who was the last person you were in a car with?
whiz, monte and kevin on the way back from bingo!
15: Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
... yes?
16: Do you care what others think about you?
definitely not... can't you tell?
17: Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
uhhh... wow. yeah? no? i hope?
18: Did you have a good day?
i feel like im getting sick. and this chair is extremely uncomfortable. not a good day
19: What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
being that much closer to graduation, hollerween! (me and obi have costume plans), and less mosquitos.
20: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
most ppl i trust are from the opposite sex.
21: Who was the last person you called?
mother...
22: What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
"Here comes that feeling again... my dick is in a pussy." -- Whitney's lovely boyfriend Monte.
23: When was the last time you got flowers?
Jaelyn sent me some for my bday!!!
24: Do you plan on moving in the next year?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25?
26: What are your plans for the weekend?
the same this we do every weekend! sun, margs, dancing, pothead activities, skateboarding drunk in downtown? the usual!
(Where's 27??)
28: Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
hahahha @ whitney's response (American Apparel, duh!) Mine, thrift... fuck yeah!
29: Do you like winter?
very. very. much. especially if mountains are involved.
30: Do you regret anything?
short term regrets, not going to sleep earlier this weekend, long term regrets... yeaaaaah.... but i'd rather regret doing something than regret NOT doing something... which has led me to this lovely life.
31: Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
very much
32: What are you doing tomorrow?
working ....
(What happened to 33 and 34??)
35: Do you think you're approachable?
absolutely
36: How late did you stay up last night?
about 2:30am... oops.
She's a pain in the ass.
02: Its 4 in the morning, and your phone rings.....and what do you do?
depends who's calling....
03: What is your favorite thing to eat?
whitney's guac!
04: Where was your default picture taken?
The standard pool!
05: Do you watch The Hills?
eh
06: What do you currently hear right now?
typing and lotsa misc office noises
07: What do you think your number 1 is doing right now?
being a bum on her day off
09: Who would be the first person to know if you got arrested?
definitely not my parents.
10: What was the last thing you ate?
a twizzler
11: Can you sleep in jeans?
nudity.
(#12 and 13?)
14: Who was the last person you were in a car with?
whiz, monte and kevin on the way back from bingo!
15: Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
... yes?
16: Do you care what others think about you?
definitely not... can't you tell?
17: Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
uhhh... wow. yeah? no? i hope?
18: Did you have a good day?
i feel like im getting sick. and this chair is extremely uncomfortable. not a good day
19: What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
being that much closer to graduation, hollerween! (me and obi have costume plans), and less mosquitos.
20: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
most ppl i trust are from the opposite sex.
21: Who was the last person you called?
mother...
22: What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
"Here comes that feeling again... my dick is in a pussy." -- Whitney's lovely boyfriend Monte.
23: When was the last time you got flowers?
Jaelyn sent me some for my bday!!!
24: Do you plan on moving in the next year?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25?
26: What are your plans for the weekend?
the same this we do every weekend! sun, margs, dancing, pothead activities, skateboarding drunk in downtown? the usual!
(Where's 27??)
28: Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
hahahha @ whitney's response (American Apparel, duh!) Mine, thrift... fuck yeah!
29: Do you like winter?
very. very. much. especially if mountains are involved.
30: Do you regret anything?
short term regrets, not going to sleep earlier this weekend, long term regrets... yeaaaaah.... but i'd rather regret doing something than regret NOT doing something... which has led me to this lovely life.
31: Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
very much
32: What are you doing tomorrow?
working ....
(What happened to 33 and 34??)
35: Do you think you're approachable?
absolutely
36: How late did you stay up last night?
about 2:30am... oops.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Capcha Codes on Myspace
You know those Capcha codes on myspace, the ones that prevent robotic spam machines from posting about the dick-growing pills or the macy's giftcards? Like this:
I sorta feel like those are not actually for spam, but to prevent drunk myspacing... I feel like the code that's usually something like A6Gdy7C should actually say "CLoSe YOur DamN MAc N go 2bEd DiCk."
Just a thought.
I sorta feel like those are not actually for spam, but to prevent drunk myspacing... I feel like the code that's usually something like A6Gdy7C should actually say "CLoSe YOur DamN MAc N go 2bEd DiCk."
Just a thought.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Best Conversation of Life
Out of the FUCKING CLEAR BLUE I SWEAR nothing provoked this comment...
Person XYZ: "Paige, I really like the word 'hence," I just haven't found the right way to use it yet."
Blank stare.
Person XYZ: "Paige, I really like the word 'hence," I just haven't found the right way to use it yet."
Blank stare.
Ham Sandwich for Brunch?
Hell no!! Not after seeing this little guy. Thanks to my dashingly handsome and charming buddy, Jose, I am pretty sure I have just completed my total transformation into a vegetarian.
So apparently, little "Cinders," was discovered by his owners to be afraid of mud. Yes, a pig that is afraid of mud. So they took a pair of boots from a Paddington Teddy Bear and put these precious piggie feet into the plastic rainboots. I mean, honestly, how fucking amazing is this? This is from Best Week Ever's blog.
Speaking of cute things, gawker.com just blogged about the "Cute epidemic," which seems to be making even the manliest men let out a little "awww!" In the manliest way possible of course. I can name on 10 fingers (which also do not like dirty things, maybe I should invest in some finger condoms) my grownass friends that have sent me links to cute kitty pics and aww-able youtube videos of cutesy bullshit.
I happen to love it. And my favorite of these websites is definitely Icanhascheezburger.com which has admittedly passed hours of my boring days at the office. I mean, really... how can you not love this:
Oh and just in case you share Cinders and my loathing of dirt, here are some finger condoms. This is my friend Fanny. She changes them hourly.
Ha I think I'd be friends with her.
So apparently, little "Cinders," was discovered by his owners to be afraid of mud. Yes, a pig that is afraid of mud. So they took a pair of boots from a Paddington Teddy Bear and put these precious piggie feet into the plastic rainboots. I mean, honestly, how fucking amazing is this? This is from Best Week Ever's blog.
Speaking of cute things, gawker.com just blogged about the "Cute epidemic," which seems to be making even the manliest men let out a little "awww!" In the manliest way possible of course. I can name on 10 fingers (which also do not like dirty things, maybe I should invest in some finger condoms) my grownass friends that have sent me links to cute kitty pics and aww-able youtube videos of cutesy bullshit.
I happen to love it. And my favorite of these websites is definitely Icanhascheezburger.com which has admittedly passed hours of my boring days at the office. I mean, really... how can you not love this:
Oh and just in case you share Cinders and my loathing of dirt, here are some finger condoms. This is my friend Fanny. She changes them hourly.
Ha I think I'd be friends with her.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Ask Ya'self...
So this is my first job I've had that is actually... serious? I'm working for an international advertising agency here in the City of 1,000 degrees, and I was wonder what the etiquette is for the following situation:
The office is big. There's probably 30 cubicles all crammed together, and everyone's desk faces the opening of the cubicles towards the hallway. Being the over-caffeinated smoker freak that I am, I get up a lot for various reasons, having to pass these openings frequently. I don't want people to think I'm unfriendly, especially since I am their bitch intern, but I don't want to come off looking as creepy as this:
My question is... What's the etiquette for when you are constantly catching the eye of the same people as you walk by?? Do I just look down and keep walking? Or give a mini-smile when I reach an opening down this long hallway of awkwardness? Just a thought...
The office is big. There's probably 30 cubicles all crammed together, and everyone's desk faces the opening of the cubicles towards the hallway. Being the over-caffeinated smoker freak that I am, I get up a lot for various reasons, having to pass these openings frequently. I don't want people to think I'm unfriendly, especially since I am their bitch intern, but I don't want to come off looking as creepy as this:
My question is... What's the etiquette for when you are constantly catching the eye of the same people as you walk by?? Do I just look down and keep walking? Or give a mini-smile when I reach an opening down this long hallway of awkwardness? Just a thought...
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Ponder on this random observation. . .
How come nothing in a $0.99 store actually cost $0.99? This has boggled my mind for years. Does anyone else feel a bit mislead? Why don't they just call their store "Cheap shit you probably don't need but because its so cheap you're going to buy it" store. I mean isn't honesty the best policy? That's what my mom taught me.
It's time for... Random Question of the Day!
Why is it illegal to bring tweezers on a plane? What, am I going to tweeze my neighbor to death?
'zat is all.
'zat is all.
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