Daily Douche Fag! New York City!

So I'm talking post-lunch with Jake and he tells me this story that I can't help but post as my daily douche fag. Fuck corporate pricks!!!!!
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Here's the story:
i went to lunch/coffee with a friend and we were just sitting at penn station on a bench and this homeless man started playing with us and playing like peekaboo. like a really nice cute homeless man. no harm at all. so we gave him change

5 feet away he was asking for change from this businessman eating lunch and the businessman and some tough dude were like screaming at him and degrading him in front of everyone and making him feel like shit. like "GET A JOB FUCK YOU"

blah blah and like almost trying to fist fight him for no reason. like he was just being nice. corporate america. this homeless guy. these businessmen made the cops get him and drag him away in front of everyone
and he was like "i dont mean any harm" and it was true. he was really nice...like dancing and making kids laugh
ugh i just wanted to cry. i turned around and said to the business man can you just leave him alone
and he looked at me strange. and was like shutup

one guy was about to fist fight him and the homeless guy was like "just walk away, we dont have to do this, i didnt mean to start any fight, i just want something to eat."
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That is fucked up.... When I get to NY I am bringing my camcorder and getting shit like this on film. Stay tuned.

Bulletin Battles-- GLOBAL WARMING!

I woke up this morning to my myspace bulletins showing this:


Soooo being that my two future roommates are battling on the shitspace, I start opening them...











Wow. Never in my life have I wanted to click THIS button so badly...

Douche Fag of the Day!

Honestly, I would kick him in the jaw if my foot reached Jersey.

Do I even need to talk explain myself? Lip gloss? Chanel earrings? Go pump some more iron, douche fag.

Daily Douche Fag

We have a winner....



What we have here is...
1. a case of the Buddha (I Love New York 2 reference) tank top mixed with 2. the disgustingly obvious steroid muscles, 3. a splash of vodka cranberry, 4. a guido tattoo, and 5. perfectly plucked eyebrows. Over-compensating for something, are we?

This is Douche Fag #1.... Congratulations, you're a fuckin idiot.