[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Si
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Fuck no, last thing I need is more shit in my life that I need to be addicted to. Ex. Smokes, Dexter, eating baby brains?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Definitely for the choice... If it becomes illegal, young women across the nation are going to be forced to have to push each other down a flight of stairs, which will cause way more issues than REGULAR abortions.
[04] Would the world would fail with a female president?
yes. We are moody, bratty, bitches who don't listen to anyone or at least just pretend to while we secretly wonder if our hair looks good.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Eye for an eye, so yes.... What about public stoning of convicted murderers? That'd be entertaining.
[06] Do you think Marijuana should be legalized?
Oh Fuck yes. And the day the law gets passed, we should call the day Jake Bernstein is 2% less shady day!
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. . . . . . . .. what. I'm a virgin.
Baahahahhaah
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes. Bite me, Paige.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yeah that'd be so fucking awesome, actually. How fabuloussss!
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Latinos are illegally moving to the USA?
Um, I live in Miami = Caribbean/Northern Cuba... I think Paco should pax every penny that I do if he wants to live in this AMAZING COUNTRY OF FREEDOM! (pfff)
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
We're talking dolls here, right?
I'd push her down the stairs
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yeah, it'd cause a huge crazy generation for a few years, then slowly it'd chill everyone out a bit.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Fuck yeah! It's useless. All we're doing at this point is losing men and money.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal do you agree?
I'd gladly kill a few humans.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yeah, they're so annoying sometimes it's only fair! By spanking you mean knocking their baby teeth out, right?
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Probably for $10.00 actually.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Obama! If you "don't care," about politics, do me a favor and vote for Obama. Oh-- And you should care. It's actually important for our generation. Shut up. I'm serious, Paige.
[18] Do you think Obama will be killed?
NO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS THE DUMBEST CONSPIRACY EVER!! No more than any other President!
[19] Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying them?
Yeah that'd be awesome. Like "Creepy Carl," or "Tom the Tickler." Sounds good to me!
[20] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Afraid? Ha. Fuck off.
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