Chinatown

Chinatown in NYC has just moved to #1 on my fears list. I am staying in a hotel in chinatown because of the unbearable heat. I walked three blocks to the nearest liquor store to buy some champagne and here are a few of the reasons why I am scared shitless.

CREEPY TRINKETS!!! WHO PLAYS WITH THESE? WHY?

Oh really sign? Oh really? Yea becuase I can understand what your trying to tell me. Not one sign in chinatown is readable, NOT ONE! I mean I get it "china" town but seriously they can't give a tiny translation underneath?

In case you can't see what these are. . . THEY ARE FUCKING EYEBALLS!!!!!! And the picture is blurry because I am running because I am realizing I am taking a picture of FUCKING EYEBALLS!!!

I'm not even sure what this shit is. What I do know is that it smelt like a mixture between asshole, rotten eggs, toenail fungus, and a 100 year old twat. Not even exaggerating. I don't think I will ever recover.

For those of you know me and about my fear of a****s, this now solidifies that fear. FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!