1. rolled up jean shorts
2. wallet chain. . . what are you a gangster?
3. tall white socks with brown loafers
4. old navy shirt circa 2002
5. cool patriotic messanger bag
6. dick tracy sized wrist watch (its probably a computer watch. . .those asains are soo advanced)
7. sorry ladies I think I spot a wedding ring. . .darn
8. ewww he's walking towards me
9. SCRAM!!!!!!
Jackie Chan you are not! Go back to karate school douche fag!
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