It's a good thing

It's becoming pretty clear to me that my life in New York is basically awesome. Not to toot my own horn but. . . . TOOT FUCKING TOOT. I enjoy living life in the most random way possible it keeps things interesting. So here are a few of the amazingly random things in my life.
LUNCH!!!!!


The Grey Dog is by far my favorite spot for lunch in NYC. The chicken press sandwich rivals sex. Swear. And the cookies are indescribable. I don't even want to tell anyone where it is. . .oh crap its on the god damn sign. . .oh well. . .ENJOY!!!
CLEANING

No this is not a photo shopped picture. This in fact Tiffany Bermudez cleaning a bathroom. By some grace of God she VOLUNTEERED to clean the bathroom. Keep a look out for flying pigs and Satan I suggest you buy a winter coat.
AT THE OFFICE


It's always interesting to have sexual predators as best friends. Hide your children, creepy jones is lurking in a neighborhood near you. He uses ice pops to lure your children into his cave to watch south park.
MUSIC

Went and saw the muslims at Union Pool on Friday night. Awesome band. Very chill, simple but very entertaining. Check them out, they are from California. Neat.
POLISHVILLE

This local Polish man is playing find the sausage. . .Oh look and he won. Only in New York.
GAMES

I rediscovered my love of board games . . . oh and of WINNING them too. Connect four is awesome. It seems simple and mindless but in reality its very strategic. I take gaming very seriously. . . very.

On set of our double mint commercial. Ok fine. . .so me and Ryan dress alike. So? We think its cute and it makes us look innocent. Right?

ALEXI ARRIVES TOMORROW. . .SO I THINK THIS BLOG IS GOING TO GET REAL SILLY REAL QUICK.