Monday, June 23, 2008

New term of the week

MIME SEX:

The act of having sex while not making any noise.

Situations in which mime sex is necessary:
- older brother is sitting outside of your door (not fun for many reasons)
- boyfriend lives in a studio apartment and his walls are made out of blue tarps, not exactly sound proof
- public places
- sharing hotels rooms
- or maybe the sex just isn't that great and you don't want to lose your voice

Have fun out there kiddies and remember unprotected sex is the only kind. Live on the edge.

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