On my way to the bank today I spotted a creature from my old habitat, Southbeach. At first I wasn't sure if I had infact identified it but as I walked closer it became clear. . .it was a GUIDO! As if the salmon colored shirt unbuttoned all the way down wasn't enough, he was sporting a slicked back pony tail, white pants, and of course designer shades. Ladies beware he will probably be lingering around a club near you tonight making the female species feel extremely uncomfortable.
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Umm Paige, right across the Hudson is the Land of Guidos called New Jersey. Way worse than South Beach.
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