Near Death Experience

So I was home alone all day on monday minding my own awesome business. I went into my room to change my clothes because, well honestly, I was still wearing my pjs at 9:00 P.M. . Anyways, the huge glass light fixture came crashing down from the ceiling. This huge flying death glass missed my head by inches and then hit the floor shattering into thousands of shards of killer glass. Needless to say I was taken a back and quit shocked that I was not bleeding in numerous places. So I quicky called a few friends to share my experience. Not surprisingly no one really gave a shit. Ahhhh friendship. Gotta love it.

Here's a picture of the aftermath. . .