How I know God hates me

This has been, as you have read, the longest day of my entire life. I have finally finished all my homework and I'm ready to sleep for more than 45 min. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There is a fucking party going on below me. There has to be at least 100 poeple in my courtyard and lucky for me my room is directly above the DJ! Hip fucking Hooray. Has anyone tried to sleep inside of a night club? Not possible. Fuck everyone. I hate you God. yea I said it. I don't even think you exist but the slight chance you do I want to make sure you know I don't like you. . .especially right now. I need Valium.